Firstly, I'm glad he's only got a fractured rib. Secondly, what the feck was he doing in Holland two days before a massive game? Thirdly, we're now going to have to stretch our squad out even further, as if the Mendy news wasn't bad enough. I know every team feels like they're unlucky with injuries but it's genuinely unbelievable how bad our luck is sometimes, what with our best captain for a generation unable to move without snapping his calf, Gundogan out for nine months last season, Mendy out for nine months this season, and our star striker possibly out for two months when he's on the cusp of greatness. Just can't believe it.