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The full message from Cantona though..... Inspiring stuff. Gosh how much I miss him. True Legend. Loves this club so much.
But are United that bad, compared to PSG?Zlatan goes from 38 goals and 13 assists to 15 goals
The French league isn't that bad
Not really. I don't think we can judge the potential of this team under LVG, who was about as negative as it gets. If you are as negative as we were, it's not rocket science to know why we let so few in and why we created/scored so few. Let's see where we are, by playing properly...
How big is that fecking ref?
Yeah, that was a red card if Terry didn't have some fighting pride and fell on the floor.
How big is that fecking ref?
Insanely tallHow big is that fecking ref?
Referee is René Temmink who is 203cm which is almost 6'8
** from the youtube comments
Look at him here with a player
And here's him with makelele. He is humongous
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It's funny because people use both sides of the argument to beat a player with.
If there is a good player that scores a lot for a poor team then apparently they only scored a lot because they were the team's only good player and all the goals came from them.
If there is a good player that scored a lot for a good team then apparently they only scored a lot because the team was able to creat chances for them.
Zlatan isn't going to flop.
If there is a good player that scores a lot for a poor team then apparently they only scored a lot because they were the team's only good player and all the goals came from them.
If there is a good player that scored a lot for a good team then apparently they only scored a lot because the team was able to creat chances for them.
Zlatan isn't going to flop.
Zlatan giving a piece of his mind to Lazio's abusive Ultras after scoring a goal & telling them to shut up. Would love to see him do that to the bitter blues and the scousers
Edit: He later revealed in his book that the hooligan-leaders managed to get into the dressing room at San Siro post-game to confront and intimidate him in which he once again told them all to feck off.
Edit: He later revealed in his book that the hooligan-leaders managed to get into the dressing room at San Siro post-game to confront and intimidate him in which he once again told them all to feck off.
That Makelele pictureReferee is René Temmink who is 203cm which is almost 6'8
** from the youtube comments
Look at him here with a player
And here's him with makelele. He is humongous
Yeah? That's why the Premier League's player of the season is straight from the french league?
I didn't say that there were no good players in France.
Seriously, people forget that many premier league legends come from ligue 1.
Getting half of what he accomplished last season should be the bare minimum.
And what is one of the reasons PSG is good and above everybody else?
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Billions of dollars and better players in every position than every other team in the league.
zlatan has clearly been there best player though. Before Zlatan was at the club they weren't winning the league like they were now.
There will be huge expectations on Zlatan to perform or he'll be labelled a flop by the media/opposition fans. However, I think he's got the attitude/confidence to carry the weight of those expectations. I'm very intrigued and excited to see how he performs for us.
I cant believe those are real. I thought they were photoshopped.Referee is René Temmink who is 203cm which is almost 6'8
** from the youtube comments
Look at him here with a player
And here's him with makelele. He is humongous
And this again because it's needs to be shown
That is quite the video...can't wait to see him playing for us
Can't wait to see the big man strutting his stuff. Flat track bully.
I can't wait to see him play for us. For me he's a dream signing... big fan of his for the past ten years.
be a king?
Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?
Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?
Fairly sure he sweet talked Pogba into signing for us. Agent Zlatan
He's flexible as f*ck.
Yeah, it's impressive, especially given his size! Can't think of any other footballers with his combination of agility and size.
Pogba is quite agile given his size, but not quite as big and flexible as Zlatan.
It's because he's a black belt, I think. Or at least that contributes to it in some way.
Maybe more players should do it. He seems to be able to reach shots most other players would stretch for and miss.
Maybe more players should do it. He seems to be able to reach shots most other players would stretch for and miss.
That goal of his with his chest. 
We and quite rightly good credibility, potentially have a force of nature here, I mean how exciting is this? im starting to get the feeling that this is the most exciting iv ever been, he's proven he's genuinly world class after his best season.
I mean the first time he comes in to meet the players and his first training session... we can only improve when training with such a good player
I mean the first time he comes in to meet the players and his first training session... we can only improve when training with such a good player
Probably has a lot to do with Zlatan being a black belt in Taekwondo.
I'm not really sure why some seem to think he'll struggle in this league physically. I think he'll be dominant. Can see him hitting 20+ in the league.
It's weird, I still feel like anything could happen. He could be an absolute monster for us, but equally I sort of wouldn't be that surprised if he's a bit disappointing.
Yes completely agree I struggle as Rooney plays in a similar way/position, they need energy and quickness around them no doubt, but I have faith in Mourinho working out a way.
I'll be pleasantly surprised if playing them both works consistently. Can't see it, though. Really hope we'll see Zlatan on his own up front in a 4-3-3 some games.
Jose mourinho with another cracking analogy - "suits by measure"
WHY IBRAHIMOVIC IS NOT ON TOUR IN CHINA
Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has explained why Zlatan Ibrahimovic was not included in his squad for Tour 2016, presented by Aon.
The Swedish striker is still on holiday after competing at Euro 2016 with his country and, although others who took part in the competition have formed part of the 25-man party in China, the new boy has been granted more time to prepare for his move to Old Trafford.
"The best suits are the suits by measure," Mourinho explained at a press conference in Shanghai on Thursday. "Suits made by measure should be better than going to a shop and just buying a size that may fit you well or not so well. I do the same for players. There are no two players the same.
"My decision on Zlatan is the consequence of many hours of study, analysis and discussion with my staff. Despite the fact he was out of the Euros one match before the English guys, everything is different. The body is different, the mind is different and the timing to have holidays and even things you don't know, and don't have to know, is to prepare in a different way like we do at training level.
"We try to do suits by measure that are perfect for the person and the way I'm building the team is more important for me with the players from other positions than the one I think who is going to play as the striker. I need to change the profile of the team in relation to other dynamics. The striker will be the easy one to finish the puzzle."
WHY IBRAHIMOVIC IS NOT ON TOUR IN CHINA
Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has explained why Zlatan Ibrahimovic was not included in his squad for Tour 2016, presented by Aon.
The Swedish striker is still on holiday after competing at Euro 2016 with his country and, although others who took part in the competition have formed part of the 25-man party in China, the new boy has been granted more time to prepare for his move to Old Trafford.
"The best suits are the suits by measure," Mourinho explained at a press conference in Shanghai on Thursday. "Suits made by measure should be better than going to a shop and just buying a size that may fit you well or not so well. I do the same for players. There are no two players the same.
"My decision on Zlatan is the consequence of many hours of study, analysis and discussion with my staff. Despite the fact he was out of the Euros one match before the English guys, everything is different. The body is different, the mind is different and the timing to have holidays and even things you don't know, and don't have to know, is to prepare in a different way like we do at training level.
"We try to do suits by measure that are perfect for the person and the way I'm building the team is more important for me with the players from other positions than the one I think who is going to play as the striker. I need to change the profile of the team in relation to other dynamics. The striker will be the easy one to finish the puzzle."
Why didn't he just say "he's physically older than the rest of the team and needs a longer time to recover"
Coz he's clearly a fan of Harvey Specter, Twig!Why didn't he just say "he's physically older than the rest of the team and needs a longer time to recover"
Twiggy, have u made peace with Zlatan signing now, or are you still pissed at the club signing a 45 years old from the french league?Why didn't he just say "he's physically older than the rest of the team and needs a longer time to recover"
I don't think it's anything to do with that at all.Why didn't he just say "he's physically older than the rest of the team and needs a longer time to recover"
Think we are keeping him fresh for the game in Sweden. A week in China would do nothing for him.
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