RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

[AltiUn]

Gave up reading half way...

I gave up after the first line, anyone fancy doing a TR;DL?

 

[Verminator]

I gave up after the first line, anyone fancy doing a TR;DL?

That blames the messanger. I'd rather hunt the author with dogs.

 

[AltiUn]

That blames the messanger. I'd rather hunt the author with dogs.

Aye, let's find this menace!

 

[Crackers]

I read the whole thing.

He's getting old. Hates how Gary Neville knew to bow out early. Receptionist got job through family.
Is now the manager of Chelsea as Jose has gone to Russia for a new project.

 

[The Man Himself]

all round nice guy John Terry

Ummmm, that's @SteveJ

 

[Parry Gallister]

Peak RAWK

 

[Florida Man]

I gave up after the first line, anyone fancy doing a TR;DL?

Too Rawkish; Didn't Look?

 

[Anustart89]

TR;DL?

That's racist.

 

[Gol123]

John Terry doesn't have his full coaching badges. Cant be manager.

 

[Chorley1974]

In these dark times, let us turn to the book of Kopites to give us strength.

they are the gift that keeps on giving

 

[SteveJ]

From The Shed End...posted by a Chelsea fan named Rafa the Gaffer:

Crying? Why are you all crying? This should never have happened I agree but that's because he should never have come back to ruin us. Rafa should have been given the job permanently after he cleaned up the mess last time. Think Madrid will let us have him back now? Bring back Rafa!

 

[InfiniteBoredom]

From The Shed End...posted by a Chelsea fan named Rafa the Gaffer:

Be careful what you wish for

 

[Feedingseagulls]

Plech still lurks, from what I gather... no posts, though

All turn to Kopites is probably the greatest post in the history of the Caf.

Definitely. No possible alternative candidate imo.

But I have Book of Kopites as the title in my head from back in the day.

 

[montpelier]

Nothing to do with anything, but I have just discovered that the Scouse slang for ice lolly is apparently ''lolly ice''

And have found this far more amusing than it probably is, but they're all potty, aren't they?

 

[GloryHunter07]

Glen son of John

 

[montpelier]

The Book of Derek

Fee fi fo fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman.
Be he alive or be he dead,
I'll grind his bones to make my bread.

Lee li lo lum
I smell the blood of a German-man.
He be alive and be not dead,
And we hang on to the words that he has said.

Lee li lo lum
We love the words of the German-man.
He has said that we must all be strong,
And many will say yes, it's been far too long.

Lee li lo lum
We have the words of a German-man.
Three parts are needed to dominate,
And that means we need a Triumvirate.

Lee li lo lum
We have the players and our own German-man.
We then have the fans, he will state,
These three will make up the Triumvirate.

Lee li lo lum
what, from this, will eventually come?
LFC will dominate with lots of endeavor,
The German-man, the players and the fans - together.

 

[Stobzilla]

oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
we have the actions of a German man
although those gerry's can sometimes get in a bit of a state.
head to toe in leather eating shit off a plate.

 

[marukomu]

Lee li lo lum
what feckin' planet are we from?
our glory days have long since gone
we celebrate home draws with West Brom

 

[Samid]

Have they blamed the United fan Clattenburg yet?

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

This should be good.

 

[DatIrishFella]

This should be good.

Losing at home to Norwich has ruined it for me, won't be able to get any enjoyment out of this.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Losing at home to Norwich has ruined it for me, won't be able to get any enjoyment out of this.

Won't be enjoyment so much as a bit of rebalancing. Their misery will just about compensate for mine -- for the moment.

 

[PedroMendez]

Losing at home to Norwich has ruined it for me, won't be able to get any enjoyment out of this.

come on. I can enjoy that as long as Liverpool is behind us.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

3-0

 

[DatIrishFella]

come on. I can enjoy that as long as Liverpool is behind us.

That 1-2 defeat yesterday has killed me emotionally.

 

[Nighteyes]

Losing at home to Norwich has ruined it for me, won't be able to get any enjoyment out of this.

Nah. This is fecking hilarious.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

If a draw is a win, I guess this is the equivalent of a draw. In fine form.

 

[Tosicsleftpeg]

They will never walk alone at least

 

[DatIrishFella]

Nah. This is fecking hilarious.

yeah, it kinda is.

A draw tomorrow and I'll be feeling a lo happier going into Xmas.

 

[montpelier]

I'd ban myself for what I want to say.

I'd ban you for your "loserpool" comment at half time.

 

[SteveJ]

It's Obama's fault:

Unfortunately for the lad, as much as we can say "Everyone makes mistakes" - he really did set the president today.

 

[United22]

Jordan Henderson should never put that captain arm band on again. No leaders on the field. Absolutely no leaders on the field, its disgusting. No one deserves that armband, if Jon Flanagan gets back in the squad give it to him.

Vardy and Mahrez will rip that twat of a defence a new arsehole on Boxing day....

I've been watching us for 20 odd years and that was the worst performance I've ever seen. It was that bad. I cannot put into words just how disgustingly awful that was.

No doubt we'll have lallana or Henderson getting wheeled out midweek vowing to 'put it right vs Leicester. They're taking the piss.

This is on Rodgers and the TC for buying absolute fecking tarts as well. Well and truly fecked us, you twats.

 

[montpelier]

its all a bit gegen-depressing

 

[SteveJ]

This is on Rodgers and the TC for buying absolute fecking tarts...

Unfair slur on Top Cat, that.

 

[Irrational.]

The RAWKies are surprisingly pensive today.

Absolutely can't be arsed with football anymore. There is a horrible streak of shite running through the club. Half the players need binning.

Can laugh at Chelsea and united all we want. We are just as bad.

fecking embarrassing. all over the pitch. feck football.

[Sakho] Had a shocker second half but still won more challenges than any one of our players and it was his first game back in ages. He was playing in front of Bogan and besides Lucas for a lot of the game. There are no excuses today but Sakho could perhaps have more leeway than others.

That shite was arguably worse than anything we saw under Rodgers.

Jurgen, you've got a huge job on your hands - hopefully our fans stick by you and realise how much work is actually need. Total shite across the team, and sadly, we need another 'clear out' of players and to let another manager have a crack at trying to make us a half decent side.

Outclassed by fecking Watford, having to scramble a draw at home to West Brom and pick out the 'positives' - Not good enough for Liverpool Football Club. Take your positivity elsewhere today lads, there was NOTHING positive about that.

The refs are against us, luck is against us, all players were shite bar Origi..It's christmas...nuff said.

New years resolution: I will never laugh at Man Utd results

Jurgen, I am not ashamed to say that I left my laptop with 5 minutes still to play.

All in all a little bit shit.

Sakho wasn't match fit.

We have no characters to deal with these types of teams.

Well, I suppose it's helpful to have zero expectations for the rest of the season.

Jordan Henderson should never put that captain arm band on again. No leaders on the field. Absolutely no leaders on the field, its disgusting. No one deserves that armband, if Jon Flanagan gets back in the squad give it to him.

its all abit gegen-depressing

Would prefer a one-legged Valdes to our goal keeping options atm.

Forget ability for a second.

Desire? Intensity? Bravery? Not fecking ounce of it between them. Utterly pathetic.

Bogdan is a fecking joke of a keeper, but we knew that and just another shite backup.

Skrtel is soft as shite, fake hard man. Sakho was like Bambi on ice, his legs aren't connected to his brain.

Can was in brainless fecktard mode, all over the show. Same with Lucas, looked 58 not 28.

Coutinho stunk the place out, no effort and looks like he's waiting to get off.

Firmino was useless, completely useless. Complete luxury player who bizarrely had a reputation as a lively closer down, at least if you mope around at a snails pace, you should produce something of merit. Weak.

Lallana just doesn't cut it, terrible again.

All in all, shite day.

All doom and gloom on here. Please cheer up people - we are going to win the league. And just remember, it's not life and death. Enjoy the good times. In the bad times, remember that it's just a game.

well feck me, just crawled out of bed half an hour ago - thought we were kicking off at 4 today and i find this.

bugger. awful result when yet again there was a chance to climb up the table. not going to happen this year is it?

Remind me never ever to be hopeful again. EVER AGAIN! 17 years of loving this club and it still gives me something to be sadder about! WHAT THE feck WAS THAT!
Fair fecks to Watford though. They are up for it and good for it!
feck this world!

 

[GloryHunter07]

gegen depressing

 

[Triple.Threat]

The amount of players they need and the money they have to spend to get them to make them look like a proper team is mind blowing. The pretty much need a whole team.

Keeper
Full set of defenders
Full set of midfielders
They have OK strikers but need improvements in that department also

 

[Amethyst]

'Gegen depressing' is a good one.

 

[DWelbz19]

 

[clarkydaz]

this is becoming a familiar theme. we have a poor result on the Saturday, dippers piss themselves then next day out-shit us