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[clarkydaz]

Watching him get in the face of Pep in the United-City games alone would be worth this signing. Hope he scores a winner in the derby. Welcome Zlatan.

Good lord I didn't even think of that. Jose AND Zlatan vs Pep in the Manchester derby. Scenes

 

[Dobba]

Batten down the hatches, cheap click-bait comparison to Cantona articles are coming.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

One house going on the market soon.

Doubt the city council will sell it.

 

[Raoul]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHSItUijy7f/

 

[Shark]

He may be 34, but he's as big a superstar as it gets and the best signing we could have made for the short term in the striker position. I can't see a single thing wrong with this. Nothing at all.

 

[2 man midfield]

I was worried a player like him would slow our attack down. But when you remember our attack is completely stationary, you can't help but get excited.

 

[Samid]

Is the source reliable?

 

[mu4c_20le]

Remember that press conference? For such an enigmatic guy, he has a terrible poker face.

 

[Rado_N]

Sky Sources obviously don't follow the right Zlatan.

 

[shamans]

My only concern and confusion is why he didn't chose any other club or why other clubs weren't into him? Other than that I am definitely getting shirt! IBRAHIMOVIC!

 

[Oo0AahCantona]

Mata, RVP, di Maria, Falcao, Schweinsteiger, Mourinho, Zlatan. Hard to believe some of the names we've added the last few seasons.

Its a bit like the New york knicks right now though, Derrick rose, Carmelo anthony and possibly dwight howard lining up for them next year... would have been contenders 5 years ago

 

[clarkydaz]

hehe....

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHSItUijy7f/

LVG

 

[dannyrhinos89]

Give me a B-I-T-T-E-R!

Lmao what a complete utter tool. If he signed for liverpool they'd all be banging on about how he would score 20 goals or be top scorer.

Bitter and jealous are the words.

 

[red4ever 79]

hehe....

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHSItUijy7f/

LOL Fab

 

[FC Ronaldo]

United announcement sweepstake?

 

[Akshay]

Ibracadabra! Hopefully comes good for us.

 

[We need an rvn]

I was worried a player like him would slow our attack down. But when you remember our attack is completely stationary, you can't help but get excited.

he'll be awesome holding the ball up and allowing our wingers to get in on the action on the break. expecting fireworks for sure. pretty crazy we're getting this excited about signing a 34 mind you - but then it's Ibra

 

[William Hill]

Our new nr 7 ??

 

[Mrs Smoker]

Welcome, dude.

 

[Adisa]

IBACADABRA!

 

[VP89]

Zlatan doesn't need permission.

Oh yes because he's chuck fecking Norris. I forgot.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

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[Paolo Di Canio]

Shaw.. goes past his man... passes it to Pogba ... he will pass it to IBRAAAAAHIMOOOOOOOOOVICCC!!!!!!! 3-2 UNITED IN THE FINAL MINUTE OF STOPPAGE TIME. UNITED 3. CITY 2.

** Scenes of Ibrahimovic taking of his shirt running around while waving his removed shirt as he has won us the title **

"They have done it! Man United have done it! After three years in the dark, Jose Mourinho - the special one - has orchestrated the comeback of Englands most dominant football club!!

*WANK WANK WANK*

Referee Mark Clattenberg proceeds to give Zlatan his second yellow for removing his shirt !

 

[Wumminator]

I'm extremely happy too and glad you take a positive approach. Nobody can predict the future but I can assure you we will get a world class fighter, a warrior of highest caliber.

Why not be positive. It's not gone the way I want this year at United, but Zlatan seems like he'll give it his all so I'm happy to welcome him. Will be there on his debut at Old Trafford actually.

 

[top1whoisman]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHSItUijy7f/

 

[JB08]

Our new nr 7 ??

Martial I'd wager.

 

[baanke laal]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHSItUijy7f/

LVG

 

[peridigm]

Batten down the hatches, cheap click-bait comparison to Cantona articles are coming.

Too soon mate. Needs to drop kick a CP fan first.

 

[broccoli]

Never gets posted enough what a legend

 

[dannyrhinos89]

Time to gradually rip my cock off. Be right back.

That escalated quickly....save yourself for when we get pogba though then you can go mad

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Bit of arrogance installed into the team

 

[top1whoisman]

Sky Sources obviously don't follow the right Zlatan.

Sky Sources don’t follow Zlatan, Zlatan follows.. Okay, I’ll stop now.

 

[WelshManc]

One house going on the market soon.

Windows probably boarded up though.

 

[AndyJ1985]

God I can't wait for the new season. From Moyes & Fellaini 3 years ago, then LVG & Falcao, now Mourinho & Ibrahimovic. It's taken a while but we're finally headed in the right direction.

 

[Red Bug]

Other fans are shitting themselves.

But he was crap at the Euros! Berbatov mk.2! He is shit!

 

[WelshManc]

So who is now our second best player?

Zlatan.

 

[Bratt]

I'd like
Ibrahimovic - 7
If Mata leaves this season which he won't give 8 to Mkhitaryan.
Martial - 9
Rashford - 10 when Rooney departs if he ever does
Mkhitaryan - 11

What about Pogba?

 

[SkeppyRed]

Doubt the city council will sell it.

 

[GJNJ]

My only concern and confusion is why he didn't chose any other club or why other clubs weren't into him? Other than that I am definitely getting shirt! IBRAHIMOVIC!

Their was plenty of noise that lots of clubs were intrested in him, he choose us, is it that hard to believe.

 

[Zlaatan]

I've dreamt for so long for him to play for United, can't believe it's finally happening!!!! YAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!