clarkydaz
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but there's an alternate league table you do pretty well inPains me to say it but they've had a better season than us. We might play better football and spent less money but there's no trophy or points for that
but there's an alternate league table you do pretty well inPains me to say it but they've had a better season than us. We might play better football and spent less money but there's no trophy or points for that
AmazingI'd just like to point out that United have been back in the CL now for about an hour and we're already further into the competition than Liverpool, who still have to get through qualifiers.
383 pages of taking the piss out of them...
Mate, he was a wee lad when we were still called Newton Heath.Johno still remembers the year when the club was founded. Those were the days, la.
Better yet, our greater UEFA coefficient score means that if they get through, they will likely be in pot three and get a tougher draw.I'd just like to point out that United have been back in the CL now for about an hour and we're already further into the competition than Liverpool, who still have to get through qualifiers.
Well if Dortmund had finished 4th instead of 3rd, and on last day of Bundesliga there was period during games when in live table they were 4th, it was possible. Liverpool were likely to be unseeded in playoffs in that scenario and at risk of drawing Dortmund, Sevilla, Napoli etc. Now they are guaranteed to be seeded and I don't see them screwing it up.If they don't get through the qualifiers, I might just piss myself!
Imagine if they meet a team that's currently bottom half in their league.We have more players on crutches than they have trophies in the last 10 or so years.
Enjoy the qualifiers. Be a shame if they got someone half decent and got put out before the group stage.
You sir shall receive likes for this (hopefully - it's deserved)I'd just like to point out that United have been back in the CL now for about an hour and we're already further into the competition than Liverpool, who still have to get through qualifiers.
Rawk said:I would say Spurs have had a better season, top two and Champions League again, whilst finishing above their rivals for the first time in decades.
That was last year. They are regressing unless you count the "best overhead kick" cup?To be fair to them they did win Norwich and WBA cup.
Klopp lost on purpose. Part of the master plan and losing finals is the new thing.Hey Liverpool fans we had almost the exact same campaign this season as you did last season.
Except instead of losing both cup finals like you lot did, we went and we won them both
This guy is so boring. Prefer if we just didnt give him the attention he is clearly craving on here. Bellend.Johnnowhite "the United fan" at it again:
Well I've seen some shit United performances over a lot of years but tonight ranks as one of the absolute worst ever. Clueless, couldn't pass water, camped on the edge of our own BOX and inviting a very poor opposition to come and do their worst. And as it turned out that's exactly what they did - their worst. Bloody fecking shocking. If this clown Mourinho doesn't go somewhere else and ply his boring effing trade that's me done"
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This year it's 4th place cup and United offside goal cup!That was last year. They are regressing unless you count the "best overhead kick" cup?
Even most of them lot must realise it too though by now?This guy is so boring. Prefer if we just didnt give him the attention he is clearly craving on here. Bellend.
foundationsKlopp lost on purpose. Part of the master plan and losing finals is the new thing.
I'd just like to point out that United have been back in the CL now for about an hour and we're already further into the competition than Liverpool, who still have to get through qualifiers.
If they don't get through the qualifiers, I might just piss myself!
The feck is this only made it 2 minutes through I couldn't take any more!stolen from reddit
Interesting, Chelsea really closing that gap on Arsenal.English teams – most major trophies won (Skysports)
45 – Man Utd
44 – Liverpool
29 – Arsenal
23 – Chelsea
21 – Aston Villa
17 – Tottenham
15 – Everton
Too funny.....Johnnowhite "the United fan" at it again:
Well I've seen some shit United performances over a lot of years but tonight ranks as one of the absolute worst ever. Clueless, couldn't pass water, camped on the edge of our own BOX and inviting a very poor opposition to come and do their worst. And as it turned out that's exactly what they did - their worst. Bloody fecking shocking. If this clown Mourinho doesn't go somewhere else and ply his boring effing trade that's me done"
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Incorrect. Liverpool have 41 (18 league, 5 european cup, 7 fa cup, 8 league cup, 3 uefa cup), we have won 44 (20 league, 3 european cup, 1 cup winners cup, 1 uefa cup, 12 fa cup, 5 league cup, 2 world club/intercontinental).. Those numpties have conveniently included the Super cup because it's one Liverpool have won more than us and they have left off the World Club Cup. Even with Super Cup's we still lead 45-44. You include Charity Shields are we go way in front.English teams – most major trophies won (Skysports)
45 – Man Utd
44 – Liverpool
29 – Arsenal
23 – Chelsea
21 – Aston Villa
17 – Tottenham
15 – Everton
You wrote that as an impersonation parody right?Jonno:
"Been a United fan ever since I was a sperm cell 102 years ago, and I can hand on heart say that winning this trophy is a disgrace. The second best trophy in Europe. It obviously pains me to say you've won the best one five times. Jose needs sacking, he could never lose a European final with the grace and decorum of Jurgen Klopp. I honestly would rather have a hardworking English footballer like James Milner than that showpony Pogba. Hate saying this, but you guys (Liverpool) have had a better season than us. I long for the day we manage to have a passionate German in charge of my football team. Hope we finish 8th in the league next season and get dumped out of the CL at the group stage. Only a matter of time before Jose is sacked and I can't wait."
From the fan base that thinks Rafa is better than Fergie, Klopp more succesful than Mourinho and Sakho was Baresi and waved "5 times" at Ronaldo playing for Real I'm not quite so sure.Too funny.....
Just not believable any more though. Needs to say something vaguely complimentary about us at some point otherwise the scousers will all work it out.
On the other hand, maybe they won't.....[/QUOTE]
would you rather play for Klopp, who's players seem to love him or the Shit-Coated Crybaby who throws his players under the bus every other week? There's a reason that even without CL football Mane chose us over them. I expect that to be the case now too. If it's a fee both clubs can pay, then there's only one winner imo
Except Southampton would sell to the highest bidder and that would be us.From their Virgil Van dijk thread:
Somebody asked if we could beat them to his signing
I love how to big up their signings a player always "chose" them over us. If we both go for the same player we win the battle. Simples.From their Virgil Van dijk thread:
Somebody asked if we could beat them to his signing
NiceI'd just like to point out that United have been back in the CL now for about an hour and we're already further into the competition than Liverpool, who still have to get through qualifiers.
They got Mance and poor old us will have Griezmann.From their Virgil Van dijk thread:
Somebody asked if we could beat them to his signing
We just cant use logic against them or can we?Except Southampton would sell to the highest bidder and that would be us.
We won all those trophies which they failed to win last year. Now they are belittling our efforts. A player with little brain would go for trophies rather than watching 'look i am so passionate' show on the touchline.I love how to big up their signings a player always "chose" them over us. If we both go for the same player we win the battle. Simples.
To answer that question. Simple answer; trophies. Footballer's like them, Liverpool don't.
LMAOThey got Mance and poor old us will have Griezmann.
Also:
Good riddanceJohnnowhite "the United fan" at it again:
Well I've seen some shit United performances over a lot of years but tonight ranks as one of the absolute worst ever. Clueless, couldn't pass water, camped on the edge of our own BOX and inviting a very poor opposition to come and do their worst. And as it turned out that's exactly what they did - their worst. Bloody fecking shocking. If this clown Mourinho doesn't go somewhere else and ply his boring effing trade that's me done"
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Very good.I'd just like to point out that United have been back in the CL now for about an hour and we're already further into the competition than Liverpool, who still have to get through qualifiers.
Scouse logic.We've won the two trophies they bottled last season and somehow they've progressed further than us.. strange bunch that lot.
Funny how they keep cringing and hate Jose's passion and question his mental stability but Klopp is completely genuine and perfect because it's Liverpool and they are the most glorious club ever.We just cant use logic against them or can we?
We won all those trophies which they failed to win last year. Now they are belittling our efforts. A player with little brain would go for trophies rather than watching 'look i am so passionate show' on the touchline.
LMAO