Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

Gause

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What a clown. Thought he was gonna stop talking about us after the Ajax-Sevilla thing. Looks like he is under great pressure now already and funnily enough Jose hasn't even said anything.
 

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What a clown. Thought he was gonna stop talking about us after the Ajax-Sevilla thing. Looks like he is under great pressure now already and funnily enough Jose hasn't even said anything.
 

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This mystic oracle from RAWK, featuring PoP Rodgers and a nearly-bald Jordan Henderson, proves it was offside:

 

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I can't believe he's still talking about it. It was what? 7 months ago? And it's still on his mind.

He's absolutely fecking perfect for Liverpool manager, a deluded bitter knobhead obsessed with Utd who hasn't won anything for a long time.

They're a match made in heaven.

Are the resident scousers on here now ready to admit he's a fecking loon?
 

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All over the footballing media, Mourinho is hailed as some form of footballing pragmatist. Which, to be fair, he is.

Mourinho thinks football. Klopp? He fecking dreams it.

I would take Kloppo over that self-entitled, egotistical, hypocritical twat, every single day of the week.
:lol:
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His whole aura just excretes 'plucky tracksuit coach'.

The grinning and gurning for the cameras, the baseball caps, the excuses, the "let's tell players to run around a lot and call it tactics" shtick.

Liverpool fans love him because he's a bit whacky and funny, because he "gets them".

The novelty factor will wear thin very soon if he don't serve up silverware. The modern day Liverpool fan isn't as patient as the aul arses who lived through then winning league and European titles. The new Liverpool fan craves success because they haven't had much of it.
 

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Feck me :lol:

I've never seen someone obsess about a meaningless offside goal to this degree before. Even when Drogba scored that blatant one that cost us a chance at the title, I don't remember SAF banging on about it like this loon is.
 

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Klopp seems the kind of manager who needs everyone to love him and somebody seems to have told him the best way to make Liverpool fans love him is to rant about Man United at any given opportunity
 

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When the ball was played the bloke who ended up scoring (can't remember his name) was behind or level with the ball, it was only when the keeper diverted it that he was ahead of the ball and that doesn't matter.
Having looked back at the replay I don't see how the goal scorer was at any point in front of the ball. Not from the angles I can see anyhow. It seems the ball was always closer to the byline or at worst just ahead of the player. Seems like it was not in question at all.

I guess if what you're saying is correct it does not matter in any case as both scenarios are covered.
 

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Feck me :lol:

I've never seen someone obsess about a meaningless offside goal to this degree before. Even when Drogba scored that blatant one that cost us a chance at the title, I don't remember SAF banging on about it like this loon is.
Like @Brwned said you do often get managers who will remember certain incidents that go against them but they tend to be huge season defining moments like Mourinho and the "ghost goal".

I'm sure Fergie remembers a lot of decisions that went against us over the years and if prompted would like to have a moan about them.

What makes this thing with Klopp so bizarre is that it wasn't that important a goal really, it didn't result in them missing out on fourth, and that he seems to bring it up for no reason as often as possible. Was our goal last season the first time he's ever had a decision go against him? Why does it still dominate his thoughts?
 

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His whole aura just excretes 'plucky tracksuit coach'.

The grinning and gurning for the cameras, the baseball caps, the excuses, the "let's tell players to run around a lot and call it tactics" shtick.

Liverpool fans love him because he's a bit whacky and funny, because he "gets them".

The novelty factor will wear thin very soon if he don't serve up silverware. The modern day Liverpool fan isn't as patient as the aul arses who lived through then winning league and European titles. The new Liverpool fan craves success because they haven't had much of it.
Summed up to perfection!
 

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I hate liverpool as much as anyone here, but people overstate klopps defensive vulnerabilities and understating their attacking prowess are simply too biased and equally delusional. They will finish top 2 to 3 with or without coutinho even with or without any additonal defensive signings. Because, the rest of us didn't improve so much ourselves, if anything it remains about the same, at least at the moment.
:lol::lol:
 

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wow talk about a small minded individual, perfect manager for Liverpool
 

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When Klopp says and does these things (talking about the offside goal and acting OTT when a goal is scored), I don't think he's being genuine.

He's just playing to the gallery because he knows Liverpool fans love to deify their managers, once said manager has bought into the "Liverpool way" and all the rest of it. That includes the constant comments about United.

For those who think Klopp really cares about Liverpool, say 3 or 4 years from now, Klopp has left Liverpool and Mourinho is no longer manager of Man Utd. The Glazers offer Klopp the job? Does anyone think he would turn it down out of love for Liverpool?

Once he's back managing a different club, comments like this latest one will stop.
 

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It's really petty for him to be mentioning Watford's goal as offside. When the pass is played, Britos seemed to be on level with the ball. If he actually stopped looking for excuses and tried improving his mistakes, Liverpool might even become a good side.

 

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He's a mental knob head, just like everyone who manages them. Not sure if it's a prerequisite for getting the job, or whether they turn in to mental knob heads while they're there.
I think this is it, notice how Benitez and now Brendan, step by step, have turned back into, relatively, normal human beings since they left there.
 

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All good :) If you don't qualify do you go into Europa League?
Yeah we do and after the progress of getting into the top 4 last season, it would be a bit of a kick in the teeth. Hoping it doesn't come to that though
 

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All over the footballing media, Mourinho is hailed as some form of footballing pragmatist. Which, to be fair, he is.

Mourinho thinks football. Klopp? He fecking dreams it.

I would take Kloppo over that self-entitled, egotistical, hypocritical twat, every single day of the week.
Not sure if serious :lol:
 

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Absolutely pathetic. Wait until they clearly benefit from an offside goal tonight and watch him try justify it.

I really really hope we score an offside goal this season vs Pool. The meltdown will be absolutely epic.
The most blatant offside goal in history and Ill send him a box of tissues myself. :lol::lol:

Feck me :lol:

I've never seen someone obsess about a meaningless offside goal to this degree before. Even when Drogba scored that blatant one that cost us a chance at the title, I don't remember SAF banging on about it like this loon is.
Exactly. Drogbas offside goal pretty much sealed the league for Chelsea, Ibra's goal was an equalizing goal in a 1-1 draw that meant nothing in the bigger picture and yet you would swear that Ibra's goal was the one that cost them the league. Pathetic. I really hope they sell Coutinho soon and he walks and the meltdown/lockdown is complete.
 

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I think being liverpool manager does strange things to people. In fact being in liverpool does strange things to people. I was in the army for 5 years after leaving school and worked closely with people from every corner of the uk. Nearly to a man every scouser I met couldn't take any sort of joke or banter about their home town or club and would get aggressive and defensive. Hand on my heart nobody else from any other dark and distant corner of these islands did to the same degree.