Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

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I know we all joke when we say 'cocks out' and all that, but would it be weird if I actually started masturbating? I'm so ready for this.
 

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Di Marzio has proved again that he is the most reliable ITK
He was even right about us inquiring for Fabinho. He never said we came back or that the deal was sealed, because we went for Matic. But people misinterpreted him.

Oh, and Gary is making my day. So much good news, Sanchez could solve almost all of our problems up front.
 

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I know we all joke when we say 'cocks out' and all that, but would it be weird if I actually started masturbating? I'm so ready for this.
If he signs I will «Pay tribute» to a picture of him and upload if allowed by the modmins :lol:
 

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He has likely agreed to stay until the summer, go for nothing and they can split the 20 million between them.
 

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I know we all joke when we say 'cocks out' and all that, but would it be weird if I actually started masturbating? I'm so ready for this.
You should probably think about finding ways to raise the quality of your posts.
 

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I think mourinho saying Alexis will defend the colours of Arsenal this weekend, is very interesting too, i think we are expecting an answer from him after the weekend. So it should be clear where sanchez ends up early next week.
 

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Honestly, I think that it will come down to what Sanchez wants in the end. Sanchez wanted to go to City in the summer and that's what may end up happening. The guy has a huge ego and Arsenal being where there are and Chile missing out on the World Cup probably dented his ego a whole lot. I'm sure he would want to remedy it by joining a team that would guarantee him a league title aka PSG (not interested), Bayern Munich (not interested), Barcelona (not interested) and City (interested).

As a United fan, I would welcome him but I'm very skeptical of this happening.
All this time I thought it would depend on what Tim Sherwood wanted in the end, thanks for clearing that up!!

sorry dont mean to be a dick just trying to get a few laughs on hee
 

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So he almost said same for Matic in the summer. Almost same word for word.
 

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He was even right about us inquiring for Fabinho. He never said we came back or that the deal was sealed, because we went for Matic. But people misinterpreted him.

Oh, and Gary is making my day. So much good news, Sanchez could solve almost all of our problems up front.
Gary is a true red :devil:
 

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What great twitter responses by Gary Neville today!! Rather see him blatantly rooting for us rather than trying to act all neutral!
 

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If we don't sign anyone this window this will be one depressed forum :lol:
 

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Hmm.... either go to a club that plays fabulous, attacking, fluid and entertaining football, or go to the football equivalent of wearing a straitjacket and morph into a defensive striker.
Tricky decision for Sanchez there.
 
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