Walrus
Oppressed White Male
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- Aug 25, 2008
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Next time I want to be a coloniserYou just had an un-fun experience with @AnotherLondonManc, I am sorry to say.
The stats update I am going to write now will reveal all.
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Next time I want to be a coloniserYou just had an un-fun experience with @AnotherLondonManc, I am sorry to say.
The stats update I am going to write now will reveal all.
Sol PotMy god I got over a million killed.
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Water under the bridge, buddy. A progressive nation looks forward, not back.ALM needs a firm smack on the nose for his recent behaviour. Lost half his fleet, time to take Crete and secure half the Med.
If you help me take Rome.Water under the bridge, buddy. A progressive nation looks forward, not back.
I lost my mighty, beloved navy, you lost a teensy bit of useless land. I say equals pequals.
Friends?
I love how my empire has grown enough to have unlocked the 'larger text font' idea1444 & country introductions
1472
1502 & country updates
1531
1565
1602 & country updates
1633 (Click the picture to make it bigger - you can also open/download all the maps so far and easily compare the progress)
KirkDuyt (Gerrit Theodoli) is the Holy Roman Emperor
All of the following stats are Cafites-only.
Development (total value of provinces - I am still going to do only 50% of the colonies, but to make it easier for me to write these I'm just going to put it as a joint value. I'm a flip flopper)
Prestige (sort of a "current status" value, goes from -100 to 100)
- Organic Potatoes: 1317 (+281)
- Solius: 963 (+119)
- BootsyCollins: 900 (+345)
- AnotherLondonManc: 890 (+198)
- Wing Attack Plan R: 888 (+50)
- RedSky: 834 (+270)
- hobbers: 793 (+97)
- adexkola: 754 (-16)
- BD: 714 (+197)
- Eboue: 687 (-30)
Power Projection (how much you've bullied (war, insults, embargo, etc) rivals. Up to 3 nations you've picked that are roughly evenly matched with you - goes from 0 to 100)
- BD: 96
- Solius: 86
- altodevil: 83
- BootsyCollins: 83
- Samid: 82
- Organic Potatoes: 72
- Salt Bailly: 69
- RedSky: 65
- P-Nut: 52
- AnotherLondonManc: 49
Total Army size <-- This is not very long after the Religious War, so numbers might not have made it back up)
- SilentWitness: 81
- Organic Potatoes: 67
- RedSky: 66
- Solius: 64
- Wing Attack Plan R: 55
- hobbers: 50
- adexkola: 46
- KirkDyut: 46
- BootsyCollins: 45
- BD: 45
Total Navy Size - I'm adding colonies (and this is the last time I add the disclaimer "with colonies", since next time a lot of you will have them)
- Organic Potatoes: 230 000 (+92k) (with colonies)
- Solius: 210 000 (+52k)
- RedSky: 123 000 (+49k) (with colonies)
- hobbers: 116 000 (+43k)
- adexkola: 91 000 (+2k)
- BD: 104 000 (+23k)
- Eboue: 88 000 (+7k)
- Abizzz: 74 000 (+1k)
- Wing Attack Plan R: 70 000
- P-Nut: 65 000
Total monthly income
- Organic Potatoes: 182 (+60) (with colonies)
- Solius: 160 (+13)
- RedSky: 120 (+72) (with colonies)
- AnotherLondonManc: 81 (-42)
- BD: 72 (-)
- hobbers: 71 (+8)
- Wing Attack Plan R: 67
- VeevaVee: 63 (+1)
- altodevil: 61 (-3)
- adexkola: 57 (+7)
Ideas (these are basically upgrades you can take that come in Administrative, Diplomatic and Military, using the currency generated (generally) by the skills of your ruler. I'll go into a bit more detail about these when I do country-by-country updates a bit later today, but they're one way of measuring how well you're doing that doesn't necessarily relate directly to your number of provinces or the size of your armies. If you're conquering a lot you'll probably use a lot of Administrative power on making the new provinces cores, so maybe won't have as much to spend on new ideas)
- Solius: 229 (+48)
- Organic Potatoes: 138 (+63)
- hobbers: 132 (+37)
- BD: 130 (+40)
- AnotherLondonManc: 125 (+34)
- KirkDuyt: 109 (+35)
- Abizzz: 103 (+31)
- BootsyCollins: 100 (+38)
- P-Nut: 100 (+12)
- Wing Attack Plan R: 95 (+41)
35: Welsh Wonder, Solius
34: SilentWitness, Eboue, P-Nut
33: AnotherLondonManc, PSV
Most developed province You use Monarch Power to develop these. It gets more expensive to increase the higher it is.
Army losses (battles + attrition) <- NOT including colonies
- Henegouwn (SilentWitness): 56 (+5)
- Auvergne (RedSky): 55 (+17)
- Cagliari (AnotherLondonManc): 52 (-)
- Ayrshire (Organic Potatoes): 52 (-)
- Metz (SilentWitness): 51 (+4)
- Noamn (SilentWitness): 49 (+2)
- Derby (altodevil): 49 (+3)
- Chester (altodevil): 48 (+4)
- Asturias (Solius): 47 (-)
- Leipzig (Abizzz): 43 (+5)
Naval losses <- NOT including colonies
- Solius: 1 220 000
- adexkola: 821 000
- Wing Attack Plan R: 759 000
- Walrus: 694 000
- Abizzz: 621 000
- AnotherLondonManc: 588 000
- BD: 562 000
- hobbers: 554 000
- Eboue: 553 000
- Organic Potatoes: 530 000
- altodevil: 176
- Welsh Wonder: 171
- Organic Potatoes: 126
- Igor Drefljak: 98
- hobbers: 89
- Eboue: 84
- KirkDuyt: 81
- Walrus: 79
- Solius: 74
- Shakesey: 72
Religions (changes in bold)
Catholic: Organic Potatoes, BD, Crackers, Solius, altodevil, Welsh Wonder, Samid, P-Nut, VeevaVee, KirkDuyt, Eboue, Igor Drefljak, AnotherLondonManc, BootsyCollins
Protestant: PSV, Andycoleno9, adexkola
Reformed: V.O., Abizzz, SilentWitness
Sunni: Wing Attack Plan R, Walrus, Shakesey
Orthodox: hobbers, Salt Bailly, Tiber
Religious Map of Europe (click to expand)
Beyond Europe (click!)
Players no longer with us
- Stobzilla
- Grib
- Denis79
- Dan x3
- Vidyoyo x2
- Dr. Dwayne
Don’t be like thatIf you help me take Rome.
If you play as Gotland, they have a new mission tree that basically revolves around the all emigrating to Bermuda.Notes from St H,
The sun, oh, the sun! It’s playing tricks on me. Where does it hide? Behind the sea? Or is it swallowed by a giant space camel? My coconuts...they chatter, incessant chatter. Plotting, always plotting. And the crabs! Conspiring with those treacherous parrots. I can feel it!
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That's awesome to know! I'll play it on my next ironmonIf you play as Gotland, they have a new mission tree that basically revolves around the all emigrating to Bermuda.
Yeah, this thread inspired me to play as, yup, Morocco. In my game Aragon is actually busy conquering Spain! Haven't seen this happen often.
I literally never saw that. Iberian wedding event always screws that.Yeah, this thread inspired me to play as, yup, Morocco. In my game Aragon is actually busy conquering Spain! Haven't seen this happen often.
Strategy games for mobile phones are shit. Because they are P2P mostly.Are there any mobile games similar to this that you can play on mobile? I've been itching for something like this for a long time, without knowing how to define the genre
Yeah that's all I've ever encountered, wondered if anyone that plays this had one that they actually enjoy on mobile, as I don't have a laptop at present and it seems excessive to buy one just to play games when I hardly get a spare minute at home.Strategy games for mobile phones are shit. Because they are P2P mostly.
Sounds like you're a glutton for punishment like me. Hungary is one of my favourite playthroughs. It's always a struggle surrounded by Poland, Austria and the Ottomans.My last few playthroughs on EU4 I didnt finish, might have to go back to them. Had an incredible Hungary run going, and had just ragequit my Inca run after all of the European great powers declared simultaneous wars on me. Bah.
Im an achievement hunter, although I usually get bored by the lategame - hate having to micromanage about 50 individual stacks and navies. Same reason probably that I have never done a World Conquest.Sounds like you're a glutton for punishment like me. Hungary is one of my favourite playthroughs. It's always a struggle surrounded by Poland, Austria and the Ottomans.
I did the Sun God achieve as Inca, I remember in one run having good progress, only to notice I needed (and hadn't) colonised the Falklands before the Europeans got there. My most brutal achieve run was probably African Power as Kongo.. I have nightmares about all the restarts.
oh wow this is over huh
You're not getting off that easyI going away for a couple of days so there won't be any updates Tuesday - Thursday. I'll try to get some of you killed today though, there's still time.