I'm surprised he didn't just go for the risk free option and send them to Rafael instead
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
The MPs face.Front page news and those gloves
and those gloves fecking hell, Valencia. What a cock. Those gloves though What the feck!
What the feck!I bet none of the messages reached the intended targets anyway, so why all the fuss?
Haha brilliant! Best response so far!
I don't see what the big deal is? He's an adulterer, shocking that. At least he has some stones still I guess.
The Daily Star are reporting that Valencia and the MP were sending the naughty pics to each other.
fecking hell, Valencia. What a cock. Those gloves though
They're workout gloves. He'll have been at the gym, got a pump on, to make himself look bigger (his muscles that is), then taken the photo
Still an unmatched classic in the field:
http://avoidingthedrop.wordpress.com/2009/06/10/the-mating-practices-of-the-evertonian-male/
http://avoidingthedrop.wordpress.com/2009/06/10/the-mating-practices-of-the-evertonian-male/
That makes it even worse!
Is iad no muca ciuine a itheann an mhin.
Valencia of all players.
Tá sé go deimhin.
I'll take your word for it.
When I saw this thread bumped I assumed he'd played a blinder for Ecuador..
Didn't even play.
This story will have much less coverage than if it was an England player in this country because Valencia has had a low profile and been something of a 'background figure' in our club. But as others have mentioned, he's shown at times that he can be mentally fragile- the way he felt unworthy of the 7 shirt after one season shows that. This could be quite damaging to his career actually at point where he's struggled to play well consistently for a long time. Not good.
So, is this actually true then? The Sun aren't exactly a beacon of truth. I've not seen it anywhere else.
This is the bit I found most shocking.
It can't be true because they haven't made a terrible pun out of his name.
One thing Valencia does not lack is his muscles not looking big enough
I don't know but there were a lot of rumours on Twitter about this a few weeks ago....but no player was named at this time
He literally is the last person in our squad I thought would do something like this.
Based on the gloves, it looks like he was taking a pic after a gym session.
Sadly - or fortunately - the text is hidden behind a paywall, but you can take a guess at what it's like:
MARRIED Manchester United hotshot Antonionio Valencia has been EXPOSED while playing away with two nubile aspiring models, one of whom is underage & is featured on Page Three. The big-earning immigrant ace sent explicit photos, unsuitable for publication in a family newspaper, but we're owned by evil bastards so we've printed them anyway. In the wake of his sordid disgrace Valencia has gone into hiding, which will hardly shock United fans.
MARRIED Manchester United hotshot Antonionio Valencia has been EXPOSED while playing away with two nubile aspiring models, one of whom is underage & is featured on Page Three. The big-earning immigrant ace sent explicit photos, unsuitable for publication in a family newspaper, but we're owned by evil bastards so we've printed them anyway. In the wake of his sordid disgrace Valencia has gone into hiding, which will hardly shock United fans.
The gloves
Be prepared for a call from the Sun or the Mail asking you to be their new writer.
"Filthy nudes!"
Btw, I logged on to post this news....Feel like a prat now.
"Here's my willy"......I suppose it works. Not much of a tease is our Tony, is he?!
Btw, I logged on to post this news....Feel like a prat now.
"Here's my willy"......I suppose it works. Not much of a tease is our Tony, is he?!
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Gloves
He looks kinda fat in that picture.
Hahaha! Great stuff!
That's so on point
absolute gold Steve.I guess this is his response to LVG telling him to change his game because its boring, predictable and too conservative.
The current thread title Antonio Valencia | 2014/15 Performances (Both of them) seems strangely more fitting than ever.