Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[vodrake]

Any mention about that disgusting Referee consipracy from the United biased FA against them tonight?

 

[Sanchez7]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Brilliant.

 

[horsechoker]

Rags celebrating like they won the league, how embarassing, how the mighty have fallen

When did this happen?

If United are as shit as people on here are saying - what does that make us?

One of them gets it

 

[Offside]

They're an absolute shit club. Winning feck all this season.

 

[van der star]

When did this happen?

Right after the final whistle. There was a grand celebration from all the players and staff and we mocked the City fans in their own stadium. All this took place in the poor bluemoon poster's head, sadly.

 

[.Phil1968]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

That is outstanding

 

[Adisa]

Moral victory.

 

[TheReligion]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Ha ha ha where's this from

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

Ha ha ha where's this from

My strange mind, unfortunately.

That said, if any foreign fans who aren't familiar with 80s British comedy are scratching their heads about what the feck that weird song is based on, see here:

 

[Crashoutcassius]

This guy is sadly correct

 

[TheReligion]

My strange mind, unfortunately.

That said, if any foreign fans who aren't familiar with 80s British comedy are scratching their heads about what the feck that weird song is based on, see here:

Very well done.

It made me laugh. I've sent it to my mate.

 

[Tyrion]

Ah that old chestnut. "Worst United side in [insert any time period]".

 

[Bojan11]

Pep basically shitting on his fullbacks. Not sure why he didn't address that in the summer. His fullbacks didn't turn old overnight.

 

[Erictheking7]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Genius

 

[JoaquinJoaquin]

Those blue flags were an embarrassment. Fancy being a 40 odd year old man waving a blue plastic flag to try and stir up some sort of atmosphere. Laughable small time club.

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

haha brilliant !

 

[Robertd0803]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?



We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

This wins.

 

[Adisa]

Everyone has been focusing on RAWK but there's a lot of salt in this thread.
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/united-2016-17.327529/page-172

 

[Carolina Red]

Everyone has been focusing on RAWK but there's a lot of salt in this thread.
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/united-2016-17.327529/page-172

This guy on pg 171...

I hate the tossers with a passion, but no one can deny they are having a better season than us.

They are extremely hard to beat and despite a long list of injuries they keep getting the job done.

Gets these responses...

They have much more squad depth then we do

And if our roles had been reversed this season do you not think we would have reached the semi final of the EL? And had we no CL games the week after the league cup derby we would have probably fielded a stronger side and gone through.

Come on mate, it's bad enough that the shite fans by the propaganda but a blue? We kept getting told last night of this injury hit squad. Their match day squad cost over £400 million and were missing Phil the face, the big nosed donkey, Red card Rojo & a fat kid they don't play. They had £80 million of strikers on the bench,who else has that luxury?

They are the new West Brom. Well drilled, shite to watch. The United/WBA way.

 

[RedPed]

Fair play to this guy:

We would be buzzing if we got to the final end of, and we would love to win it. We would celebrate like feck too. Just like we would if we won the "tin pot" league cup.
This is just sour grapes because we have been shit and won feck all this year.
We are jealous of uniteds success all over again, something i thought we had finally seen the back of.

 

[RedPed]

Meanwhile, over in cuckoo land...

Nah! Pep had never worked in the Prem before, remember? And we have been right royally fecked over by refs this season, probably more so than any other season that I can think of. The rags have had every single 50/50 decision going in there favour (again). If ours and the vermin's games had been officiated correctly we'd be up there fighting with the Chavs and the rags would be well below mid-table.
Yes, you could argue that I'm seeing things through blue-tinted glasses, and I wouldn't disagree. But I have mates from around here who support various clubs (from the Prem down to the lower leagues) and they too have noticed how many times we've been shafted by the officials.

 

[Schmiznurf]

Meanwhile, over in cuckoo land...

Imaginary mates.

 

[KN5]

Why do majority of bluemoon posters think we get all the 50/50 calls? Do they even watch our games or are they just guessing?

 

[Inter Yer Nan]

Why do majority of bluemoon posters think we get all the 50/50 calls? Do they even watch our games or are they just guessing?

And do they forget at the start of the wonderful Pep era they were aided by like 40 penalties in that 10 game run?

 

[Adisa]

FFP = Gill, now this...it is hurting them so badly and we haven't even started

 

[Inter Yer Nan]

Meanwhile, over in cuckoo land...

Calling Chelsea Chavs is pretty great from a "City" fan.

 

[Rado_N]

Fair play to this guy:

Rag!

 

[KN5]

And do they forget at the start of the wonderful Pep era they were aided by like 40 penalties in that 10 game run?

Truly delusional bunch

 

[Prodigal7]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

Best - song - ever
If only every fan could remember the words to sing it

 

[RedPed]

Why do majority of bluemoon posters think we get all the 50/50 calls? Do they even watch our games or are they just guessing?

Don't you know??? It's all part of the massive UEFA/FA/PGMOL/Sky/BBC conspiracy to keep us relevant and to maintain the Premier League's status at the top of the pile as only a club of our stature draws audiences and interest from around the world. So they have to keep United competing by any means necessary to generate the revenue.

Soooooo.....they get refs to give all sorts of decisions in our favour, heat the balls to give us easy ties in cup competitions, instruct the media to report on us incessantly and in a favourable light, pair big teams against each other, carry on a relentless persecution of City in particular as they are our biggest threat etc., etc., etc.

 

[KN5]

Don't you know??? It's all part of the massive UEFA/FA/PGMOL/Sky/BBC conspiracy to keep us relevant and to maintain the Premier League's status at the top of the pile as only a club of our stature draws audiences and interest from around the world. So they have to keep United competing by any means necessary to generate the revenue.

Soooooo.....they get refs to give all sorts of decisions in our favour, heat the balls to give us easy ties in cup competitions, instruct the media to report on us incessantly and in a favourable light, pair big teams against each other, carry on a relentless persecution of City in particular as they are our biggest threat etc., etc., etc.

It all makes perfect sense now!

 

[Adisa]

Inevitable. No complaints if all clubs are being held to the same scrutiny but I find it hard to believe.

United have a long history of this. I remember Wolves being aggrieved that Nardiello, then described as "the jewel in the crown" of their youth development system was poached by the rags without a penny of compensation.

You may also recall the Le Havre president complaining that the rags had bribed the parents of one of their youth players £87,000 each and a house to poach one of their youngsters. Jean-Pierre Louvel described himself as "deeply disappointed" by their conduct. The player ? Why, none other than Paul Pogba.

If those ****s have suddenly started behaving above board i'm a fecking Dutchman.

 

[Adisa]

Were these or similar rules not in place when Whisky nose stole Giggs off us by going round to his house in person and enticing him away

They invented these rules unfortunately

 

[Briman63]

And do they forget at the start of the wonderful Pep era they were aided by like 40 penalties in that 10 game run?

40?, 4 penalties per game lol, I think that might be slightly over exaggerated

 

[Earthquake]

40?, 4 penalties per game lol, I think that might be slightly over exaggerated

You're right, it was only 37.

 

[Grylte]

Fair play to this guy:

Won't last long in there with attitude problems like that.

 

[Grylte]

Won't last long in there with attitude problems like that.

My bad thought it was the rawk thread, on bluemoon i guess they accept everyone who claim to support them.

 

[Briman63]

You're right, it was only 37.

 

[The United Irishman]

Since 2008 Man City have had more penalties than any other team

http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Premier_League_Penalty_Statistics.html

67 penalties awarded since 2008

The sheik bought them over in 2008..........They can stick their ragspiracies up their arses.

It can easily be turned back around on them.

 

[Roosney]

Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?

We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port

Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke

God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats

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