Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch

[Samid]

Hopefully he keeps pissing Salah off.

 

[SilentWitness]

Nothing like ape-like chest pounding when your player misses.

 

[Escobar]

There are annoying managers and then there is Klopp. Full of himself, thinks he is smarter than the rest of thr world and loves a camera

 

[Someone]

He was all cringe towards the end of this game. He keeps getting weirder.

 

[The Mitcher]

Hopefully he keeps pissing Salah off.

That was great to watch.

 

[Sandikan]

His teeth make me very uneasy. I don't think those comically white and oversized implants are the best money can buy.

Assume they're crowns rather than implants?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Hopefully he keeps pissing Salah off.

Most heart warming moment of the season so far.

 

[always_hoping]

Bit of daft switch to make and if on the field Salah would likely have taken that chance/gift that Nunez wasted with his Lukaku like touch.

 

[IrishRedDevil]

Chest beating buffoon.

 

[Valencia Shin Crosses]

He’s such a clown. And that was a clown lineup he put out today.

 

[Superunknown]

He’s such a clown. And that was a clown lineup he put out today.

I don't think he should give up on it. No. I want him to try it out at least another 30 times this season and see how it goes. Maybe try it next season, too.

Mac & Allister were great in the middle today.

 

[Valencia Shin Crosses]

I don't think he should give up on it. No. I want him to try it out at least another 30 times this season and see how it goes. Maybe try it next season, too.

Mac & Allister were great in the middle today.

Guy threw a fecking striker in at the 8 and had Macallister as a lone DM. Enzo feasted

 

[Superunknown]

Guy threw a fecking striker in at the 8 and had Macallister as a lone DM. Enzo feasted

Cucko Klopp, what can we say?!

Revolutionising the 4-1-5 formation. Nobody has tried 3-1-6 yet. I hope he's the first.

 

[DoubleDinhos]

He’s such a clown. And that was a clown lineup he put out today.

Do think it's a testament to all he's achieved that Liverpool, currently, have the fifth highest wage bill and like the sixth or seventh highest spend in the last five years and he's a clown if things aren't perfect.

 

[Valencia Shin Crosses]

Do think it's a testament to all he's achieved that Liverpool, currently, have the fifth highest wage bill and like the sixth or seventh highest spend in the last five years and he's a clown if things aren't perfect.

What? This isn’t me saying Klopp isn’t a brilliant manager. But that was a joke of a lineup he stuck out there for an opening day match at Stamford bridge. And his subs weren’t much better b

 

[Irrational.]

He’s made a rather interesting dig at Chelsea after losing out on Caicedo.

After having a £111 million bid rejected, he’s been made to look a right knob.

 

[arthurka]

He is so pumped what can go wrong. Thursday nights are going to be magical.

 

[Scandi Red]

He’s made a rather interesting dig at Chelsea after losing out on Caicedo.

After having a £111 million bid rejected, he’s been made to look a right knob.

I used to think that he was faking this behavior in order to be accepted by the scousers. Now I know that he is actually tailor-made for that club. It's almost scary how much his personality fits them.

 

[stevoc]

I used to think that he was faking this behavior in order to be accepted by the scousers. Now I know that he is actually tailor-made for that club. It's almost scary how much his personality fits them.

To be fair I would never underestimate the toll living in Liverpool and being surrounded by Scousers for years can take on a person.

 

[Scandi Red]

To be fair I would never underestimate the toll living in Liverpool and being surrounded by Scousers for years can take on a person.

Good point. Amnesty International has blood on their hands too for not intervening.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Normally, you'd say taking a point away at Stamford Bridge was a pretty good result.

 

[DJ Jeff]

Trent Alexander-Arnold fell foul of the new stricter laws regarding potential timewasting when taking too long over a throw-in during the season. Klopp was left scratching his head over the decision.

He said: "Last season some teams stretched it [timewasting], we were not one of them. I knew we'd get the first yellow card for 'timewasting' with a throw-in with Trent. This is a tactical thing you can't just throw the ball.

Such an annoying whinging cnut. He's so mired in their victim mentality. "It would only happen us" feck off you fake toothed tosser.

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Such an annoying whinging cnut. He's so mired in their victim mentality. "It would only happen us" feck off you fake toothed tosser.

Surprised he didn't mention Valencia's offside.

 

[Greyfog]

Feel for him. He was backed like Pep, and Ten Hag. He would be doing much better.

 

[Sandikan]

Such an annoying whinging cnut. He's so mired in their victim mentality. "It would only happen us" feck off you fake toothed tosser.

It's very annoying as from Trent's expression the ref had clearly warned him to hurry up and he was so arrogant and dense he still didn't.

 

[Lastwolf]

What a weird take, they changed the offside rule as well, but they aren't taking goals off you from last season.

New rule + New season = New Enforcement

There's been numerous complaints about the additional added time and there has been enforcement of the new anti-time wasting prior to Sundays game.

 

[CallyRed]

To be fair I would never underestimate the toll living in Liverpool and being surrounded by Scousers for years can take on a person.

Just spent a few days in Chester, and had a walk along the coast of the Wirral and Formby in Liverpool. Got to say, it's a lovely place. Just a shame about the inhabitants.

 

[Ayoba]

Jurgen Klopp Walk Watch?

 

[Castia]

Normally, you'd say taking a point away at Stamford Bridge was a pretty good result.

It was really. They could easily have been 2-0 up but for Salah getting VAR’d it would have been game over most likely

They also are missing players I’m imagining at least 2 get added to the squad and 100m+ spent before the window shuts

 

[LordSpud]

Feel for him. He was backed like Pep, and Ten Hag. He would be doing much better.

He opted to buy a few more attackers in the last couple of years despite knowing that his midfield was ancient and his RB has been defensively suspect for a while. He had the most expensive GK at the time, the most expensive defender at the time and was on the cusp of the most expensive midfielder in British history. He's had his backing.

 

[jasT1981]

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[Chief123]

FSG just need to sign Sean Longstaff as the new CDM and we can enjoy watching Klopp implode.

 

[m1tch]

Jurgen Klopp: "Wataru Endo is similar to Moises Caiceido and Romeo Lavia."

Saved themselves some cash then it seems!

 

[Erics_Collar]

Why did he lose his shit at his own fans singing about him?

 

[Skills]

Why did he lose his shit at his own fans singing about him?

Maybe he's just realised they're all pricks?

 

[Pexbo]

Why did he lose his shit at his own fans singing about him?

He’s working on his exit. He knows this season is another write off.

 

[Samid]

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“It’s not my job to complain but I’ll do it anyway to make myself look better.”

 

[Amar__]

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Does he talk about anything else except other teams?

 

[Samid]

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