That it might not be the case is more plausible.
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Just chilling, sitting here waiting for the announcement. My muppet duties are basically done.
Now time to wait for the big news and then celebration on the cafe.
Now time to wait for the big news and then celebration on the cafe.
I have one fecking bday wish for today, and that's that I wish the news is announced when I'm around so I can have one last
in this thread before the lock 
You and me both!I have one fecking bday wish for today, and that's that I wish the news is announced when I'm around so I can have one last
Maybe the medical has to be done at carrington and maybe Utd want it announced with him in Manchester
So they've set up the medical in Manchester, asked him to come back to do it and he's said "nah, I'm gonna check out a few more pool parties first". Do you really believe what you're suggesting?
He can cover both but he is better off as no 10
Yeah, I think it's quite clear that they want to announce it with him holding the shirt/interviews etc
Mentalists.
He might just be finishing out his holiday and the club isnt rushing it because they probably want to announce it with all the pics and stuff like we usually do. We seem to usually announce our players with a little picture or clip like Ibra, so since pogba is breaking the record we will definitely do something special to announce it in a peak viewing time.
Well then you're our Nurse Ratched.
Or they just scheduled the medical for when his vacation is over? That's the most logical possibility. Why would he cut his vacation short? He earned it let him enjoy it.
There is nothing else to do, really.
FFS he just finished in the Euros! If you play constantly with no break then you just become crap or injured. It doesn't matter what he earns, the guy needs a bloody break!
The fact he's not jumping on the next plane from Vegas to Manchester means he has little desire to play for us and will strut about miserable for the entire season. The caf
Its certainly too far fetched.
I really don't see the problem in him having 3 weeks of vacation. Mind you that the english teams have to toughest Christmas period so I can understand if you feel like taking plenty of time recovering during the summer. Zlatan did it as well. I don't think it means he he ain't commited. Just look how long it took Alexis Sanchez last season to get back to full speed because he didn't take a long enough summer break.
Believe me I want it to go through and think he is a great player. Pretty much world classThe fact he's not jumping on the next plane from Vegas to Manchester means he has little desire to play for us and will strut about miserable for the entire season. The caf
But he will still have to convince me that he is desperate for a move to Utd
Reckon we can pass @ChaddyP post count in here while he's still banned :lol
Me too boss
He isn't desperate for a United move. You'll have to live with that.
agreed
Poor guy! He was a trailblazer!Yeah, I wish they would drip feed us some news to just liven this thread up a bit.
Incredible muppeting that deserved a shot at top muppet
I don't think he's intentionally stretching his holiday out or adjusting it according to developments at the negotiations table. If I recall correctly it was reported as early as the week of the Euro final that he would be back from his holiday on the 7th of August.
Can't see this being announced until he's back.
The only insightful post in the last 37 or so pages was the guy saying the only people fretting are anoraks on websites (ie us lot).
The people involved will be completely calm, and have things in place.
And that's probably the better way round!
Roll on the announcement next Tuesday, on page 1002
The people involved will be completely calm, and have things in place.
And that's probably the better way round!
Roll on the announcement next Tuesday, on page 1002
Wish he was gone already, fecking selfish primadonna. Hope we sell him soon.
Just popping in to do my bit to help us get this to 1000 pages.
Wha?
You're speculating that he's refused to fly back to Manchester for a medical the club has teed up for him? And that he'd already be a United player if it wasn't for this refusal? All based on no evidence whatsoever?
That's not speculating. That's trolling.
Good man!
One thing I don't get when the caf think about why he is extending his holidays if he wants to sign? Guys, he is a celebrity, he must have a couple of events to attend (for which he is being paid). Footballers attract crowd, maybe he has a couple of small events to attend for which he was paid millions? Being from India, I got a chance to meet McCullum during one of the IPL events and he had to fly back to NZ but here he was, just minutes before his flight back to NZ, attending an event in Bangalore. It's just a celebrity stuff, you cannot ignore that.
No it's speculating. I am wondering if certain players would cut short their holidays if it meant pushing it through faster
Also I never said refused. I meant delayed until he was ready.
My apologies. Wrong person.
Are we there yet
The problem is that people convinced themselves that the deal was top happen in the next 24 hours and that since the first positive reports from lequipe despite the fact that they never said that it was imminent. The muppets have created their own despair by being impatient.
Im no muppet
I'm like the anti muppet
I'm not desperate for big money signings at all, and usually like to point out the potential negative aspects in many of our signings in recent years (Bastian, di Maria and Falcao for example)