Hopefully this is concluded by the charity shield so that all focus can then be on the premier league opener. So drawn out.must be the longest transfer negotiations that utd have been involved if reports are to be believed.very time consuming for us fans. Hopefully he will be worth the wait.
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Tancredi Palmeri. What a fool. And I'm confident the 'update' he's bringing is an absolute nothing story. But you gotta say, he loves attention, and that's exactly what he's getting.
What is Tancredi doing though? Clearly stated 15 minutes, it's been what? Close to 40 now, get on with it ffs!
Wish he'd hurry up I wanna get the new white top but I refuse until he signs so I can get him in the back of it!
Wow.
How can we track Pog's flight to London or Manchester though? He isn't going to be flying with Thomson!
Beckham?
We've missed you, Scholesy!
Loved this one "release the fecking news Pelican head!" 
Skyscanner show the progress of chartered flights too...Keep an eye open on it for flights that appear fellow muppets! It's on!!
Someone hacked my twitter so back on here, might return to Twitter
The sad thing is that even though we've got a bunch of people slagging off Tancredi and saying how shite he is, if does end up tweeting something 'positive' at least half of them will lap it up and start mindlessly celebrating.
Don't forget his silly dabs!!!
I'm dabbing furiously away in my room in anticipation of this Tancredi update.
Oh get out.
Twitter seems to bring out a whole new level of stupidity in people.
Tancredi Palmeri: Of the #145 m€ that Manchester United will pay for Pogba, 'only' less than 100 will go to Juventus, approx 98. The rest to player+agent
EDIT: Was this even slightly juicy? I feel like this has been reported over and over
EDIT: Was this even slightly juicy? I feel like this has been reported over and over
Crap update. It's just fee related.
Every time somebody posts anything about Tancredi it ends up in a discussion about what a useless attention seeking idiot he is. But it doesn't stop people posting his tweets, unfortunately.
What a bell.
He's trying to tell us Pogba and Raiola will get 47M
That cement his BS status IMO.
That cement his BS status IMO.
"juicy" my green kermit arse
The oracle speaks
.Well at least it's not Madrid!
Shouldn't even post it in here. Doesn't deserve the exposure.
Pelican head strikes again.
It probably, like the first reply says, is way of slithering away from the fact he got the fee massively wrong too.
He has to make it add up ro 145 some how.
"juicy" my green kermit arse
I fully expected him to say it wasn't done. This tweet was even more Bs than that would have been.
That picture he uses on Twitter makes him look like that stereotypical jerk you see in american movies, the one guy everyone (except his slightly retarded socially awkward friend) hates.
Look how many retweets it already has within 5 minutes. Definitely built up the hype well.
I think the fact he tweets in French and English is telling... No titalian to be seen.
Me too! Anyway, back to tracking flights
This tweet was even more Bs than that would have been.
It's because he made up the €145m figure weeks ago and he's sticking to it, despite journalists with genuine contacts reporting far lower figures.
Pretty much, his #145 with every tweet, he has to now make it look like we've actually paid 145.
A plane has just flown over my house.
Could it be?
Could it be?
E550 has just left Las Vegas, headed east. No designated landing destination but is an Embraer Legacy 500 (Business jet)...just saying