Queen Elizabeth II | 1926-2022 | Rest in Peace

[oates]

Agreed. Such problems used to involved trains heading from different directions, towards each other at different speeds or something.

Yeah, and they crash on the borders of Switzerland, Italy and Austria.

 

[Zarlak]

Born inbred in England.

Fixed.

 

[RedSky]

Deserves to be put in the next round of GCSE exams really.

1) Assuming that Redcafe angers @MIC_FIN and he attends your loved ones funeral. There are are 37 guests in attendance, the average bladder capacity of @MIC_FIN is 400ml, assume @MIC_FIN has one attempt before being escorted off the premises, and that all guests are ready to get their drink which is ready at a nearby table. Assume that @MIC_FIN is so bitter and angry that he decides to piss in all guests drinks, how much piss will each drink contain? assume that there's no leakage.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places.

2) After your Grandma tastes @MIC_FIN urine in her lemonade, four of your cousins seize @MIC_FIN near mural to her late husband, before he can destroy it bellowing "LONG LIVE THE KING". The nearest exit is 810m away, assuming your cousins carry @MIC_FIN towards the door at a velocity of 5m^2/s find the time it will take for @MIC_FIN to be escorted off the premises.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places

Do we need to factor in his tears while he's pissing? That would surely decrease the quantity of piss required.

 

[NotThatSoph]

You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy?

I don't know, let's see:

Without the monarchy, parliament and such, most of you wouldn't have been born. We wouldn't be living in a free country. Some lax people here taking utter shite.

RIP QE2

Yes, thanks for your approval. HM approves!

Kong live the Ling.

I see the thread overtaken again by people who begrudge other people paying respects to someone they have looked up to all their life. Even enjoying Christmas Dinner with her on the box.

Let them enjoy it I say. Rule Britannia.

Born and bred in England. If some of you lot can't even respect the monarchy you live with, Not under. That's your problem.

Royal Navy
Royal Air force
Royal Army

Why paint this thread with all your jeasous and/or complete toxic comments?

Can always feck off and live in Russia or some shit?

apparently not for some. We're dominated by it.

Tell me who has dominated you recently?

Off to Russia then?

Respect the post, not the poster. I'll back the feck up here. As I already have warnings. You've pissed a few off here today though.

Britain is great, always was. I'll buy you the boat to Korea if you want mate.

Long live the King

It's her husband ffs. Impressively ignorrant, and juvenile.

Stick to your Korean shit. Honestly don't understand why you are constantly posting on this sub forum, you've contributed absolutely feck all positively.

Feckers won't be remembered after 10 weeks. Nevermind 100 years.

Their insecurity at this stage is quite obvious. I don't get how so many people feel threatened. I manage to work full time, have fun on a weekend and generally live a happy life. Why people would want to spend all day winding up other folk is beyond me.

Should just book a 1 way ticket the feck out of here pal. Go join the 'regime'

You won't be missed.

I don't 'idolise' the Queen. I doubt things will ever be the same again in the monarchy after all these years of people being in the public eye.

No matter how hard you try though pal. We'll all just a grain of fecking sand on a massive time scale. Only thing is, the Queen, was more successful than yourself and I. Only you're bitter as feck

 

[noelyman]

I don't know, let's see:

Hoisted by his own petard.

 

[Wibble]

Britain is great, always was. I'll buy you the boat to Korea if you want mate.

 

[Ludens the Red]

I don't know, let's see:

Brilliant

 

[TwoSheds]

I don't know, let's see:

I enjoyed the Royal Army one, who the feck calls it that?

Maybe he was thinking of the Royal Mail (now privatised)? Or maybe he's rimaldo's other personality?

 

[Champ]

I once nearly kissed a second cousin at a funeral, hadn't ever actually met her before so didn't know who she was and she was banging.

I can nearly guarantee that this happened at the Queen's funeral.

 

[rimaldo]

I once nearly kissed a second cousin at a funeral, hadn't ever actually met her before so didn't know who she was and she was banging.

I can nearly guarantee that this happened at the Queen's funeral.

why do you keep trying to kiss your second cousin?

 

[NotThatSoph]

I enjoyed the Royal Army one, who the feck calls it that?

Maybe he was thinking of the Royal Mail (now privatised)? Or maybe he's rimaldo's other personality?

I thing it may the royalist version of the Bundesliga Defense League

 

[horsechoker]

why do you keep trying to kiss your second cousin?

Because she's banging, cant you read?

 

[Champ]

why do you keep trying to kiss your second cousin?

She was banging, you would do the same in my position for sure.

 

[horsechoker]

She was banging, you would do the same in my position for sure.

He would

 

[Sweet Square]

I don't know, let's see:

I was expecting maybe one or two posts but this is on another level.

 

[TheReligion]

Royal Ascot
The Royal Opera house
The Royal Bank of Scotland
The Royal Oak pub
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern Gay Caberet club
The Royal Academy of Culinary Arts
Cafe Royal
Joe Royle
Royal by Lourdes
A Royale with Cheese

…Your boys took one hell of a beating!!

 

[TheReligion]

Deserves to be put in the next round of GCSE exams really.

1) Assuming that Redcafe angers @MIC_FIN and he attends your loved ones funeral. There are are 37 guests in attendance, the average bladder capacity of @MIC_FIN is 400ml, assume @MIC_FIN has one attempt before being escorted off the premises, and that all guests are ready to get their drink which is ready at a nearby table. Assume that @MIC_FIN is so bitter and angry that he decides to piss in all guests drinks, how much piss will each drink contain? assume that there's no leakage.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places.

2) After your Grandma tastes @MIC_FIN urine in her lemonade, four of your cousins seize @MIC_FIN near mural to her late husband, before he can destroy it bellowing "LONG LIVE THE KING". The nearest exit is 810m away, assuming your cousins carry @MIC_FIN towards the door at a velocity of 5m^2/s find the time it will take for @MIC_FIN to be escorted off the premises.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places

 

[redcucumber]

I’m curious why @The Corinthian has over 80 posts in this thread, @Paul the Wolf over 70 and @Moby over 60.

That’s over 200 posts between three posters who don’t really like England/Britain, dislike The Queen/Monarchy and want to keep calling other people strange and baiting then repeatedly..

Take a look at yourselves.

Now that is weird.

It'd be weirder if this thread was full of gushing comments about how great the queen was and how fun king Charles fingers are. She died weeks ago, I think enough "out of respect" time has passed that more challenging conversations can take place.

 

[Irrational.]

Deserves to be put in the next round of GCSE exams really.

1) Assuming that Redcafe angers @MIC_FIN and he attends your loved ones funeral. There are are 37 guests in attendance, the average bladder capacity of @MIC_FIN is 400ml, assume @MIC_FIN has one attempt before being escorted off the premises, and that all guests are ready to get their drink which is ready at a nearby table. Assume that @MIC_FIN is so bitter and angry that he decides to piss in all guests drinks, how much piss will each drink contain? assume that there's no leakage.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places.

2) After your Grandma tastes @MIC_FIN urine in her lemonade, four of your cousins seize @MIC_FIN near mural to her late husband, before he can destroy it bellowing "LONG LIVE THE KING". The nearest exit is 810m away, assuming your cousins carry @MIC_FIN towards the door at a velocity of 5m^2/s find the time it will take for @MIC_FIN to be escorted off the premises.

Give your answer to 2 decimal places

Brilliant

 

[Varun]

Royal Ascot
The Royal Opera house
The Royal Bank of Scotland
The Royal Oak pub
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern Gay Caberet club
The Royal Academy of Culinary Arts
Cafe Royal
Joe Royle
Royal by Lourdes
A Royale with Cheese

…Your boys took one hell of a beating!!

 

[golden_blunder]

I’ve missed the posts with the piss reference, what’s that all about?

 

[horsechoker]

I’ve missed the posts with the piss reference, what’s that all about?

Ruffled a few feathers?

I don’t give a toss. You've got some weird Kent stating Kim Jong would do over prince Charles in a fight.

You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy? I'm laughing at you while you're laughing at me.

Yesterday was a funeral and I hope to feck someone turns up at one of your loved ones and pisses in all your drinks.

.

 

[TheReligion]

It'd be weirder if this thread was full of gushing comments about how great the queen was and how fun king Charles fingers are. She died weeks ago, I think enough "out of respect" time has passed that more challenging conversations can take place.

Sure. I mean if shouting people down and calling others flag shaggers is challenging and interests people this is the place to be!

Anyway I pretty much agreed with @africanspur on this.

 

[Desert Eagle]

Who's the Korean?

 

[Moby]

Tweet

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[That'sHernandez]

Ruffled a few feathers?

I don’t give a toss. You've got some weird Kent stating Kim Jong would do over prince Charles in a fight.

You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy? I'm laughing at you while you're laughing at me.

Yesterday was a funeral and I hope to feck someone turns up at one of your loved ones and pisses in all your drinks.

He's got you there @Mr Pigeon

(because pigeons have feathers innit)

 

[TheGame]

Royal Ascot
The Royal Opera house
The Royal Bank of Scotland
The Royal Oak pub
The Royal Vauxhall Tavern Gay Caberet club
The Royal Academy of Culinary Arts
Cafe Royal
Joe Royle
Royal by Lourdes
A Royale with Cheese

…Your boys took one hell of a beating!!

 

[Relevated]

Who's the Korean?

His names park ji sung

 

[P-Ro]

Who's the Korean?

Don't ask @The Firestarter

 

[Mogget]

Fixed.

 

[Donaldo]

https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-c...he-english-love-oppression-queen-royal-family

The English have loved bootlicking for quite some time, makes sense.

 

[TheReligion]

Dazeddigital

Going places other high quality outlets wouldn’t dare to tread

 

[Fully Fledged]

So unhinged.

I'd say drunk but it was only 22:17 and on a school night.

 

[Fully Fledged]

Is it true that some people will pay good money for piss P-Ro?

Ask Trump he is allegedly in the market for good quality pee.

 

[The Corinthian]

https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-c...he-english-love-oppression-queen-royal-family

The English have loved bootlicking for quite some time, makes sense.

That was an interesting read. I think there’s some truth in it about how, in this country specifically, history happens around us…that we are passive participants but we don’t see ourselves as agents of change. That thought actually reflects British politics for the last 6-7 years, maybe even further back to when Tories regained power actually.

Dazeddigital

Going places other high quality outlets wouldn’t dare to tread

What did you think of the article?

 

[Champ]

Is it actually possible to shag a flag?

I guess you could make it into an elementary fleshlight by utilising rubber bands, however the issue you'd then have is making it fly after the remnants have dried.

Food for thought now that the funeral is over I guess.

 

[2cents]

@2cents, that's fascinating. I haven't read it all yet, but I can recommend pages 17 to 20 of the PDF.

If anyone thinks Britain has a long and storied tradition of great pageantry, this absolutely dispels that myth. It's a relatively modern thing, during the last 130 years or so.

it makes for fascinating reading and eloquently explains the relatively recent origins of all of this pomp and ceremony that so many of you are moaning about. I highly recommend that you make the effort to read the extract as it also gives us some insights into why the monarchy has been able to survive in its present form for over a century.

Yeah it's really good. It's from a classic collection of essays called The Invention of Tradition, there's a PDF you can find floating around online with a quick google if you're interested.

Also welcome back @Grinner.

 

[TheReligion]

That was an interesting read. I think there’s some truth in it about how, in this country specifically, history happens around us…that we are passive participants but we don’t see ourselves as agents of change. That thought actually reflects British politics for the last 6-7 years, maybe even further back to when Tories regained power actually.

What did you think of the article?

10/10 would read again

 

[711]

https://www.dazeddigital.com/life-c...he-english-love-oppression-queen-royal-family

The English have loved bootlicking for quite some time, makes sense.

It reads as something produced by someone that has to create a quantity of content and this is the best idea they could think of at the time.

The early stuff applies to other countries as well as the English, in some cases more so.

The French and Russian revolutions occurred because those countries were more hierarchical than Britain, not less.

He seems to think the current royal family does actually rule the country, which is bollocks, and completely misses the one blindingly obvious example of disgraceful real hereditary and unelected power in Britain today, the House of Lords.

It has some content.

2/10

 

[lefty_jakobz]

Ruffled a few feathers?

I don’t give a toss. You've got some weird Kent stating Kim Jong would do over prince Charles in a fight.

You think I'm actually arsed about the monarchy? I'm laughing at you while you're laughing at me.

Yesterday was a funeral and I hope to feck someone turns up at one of your loved ones and pisses in all your drinks.

sorry to have to post this again but I know what some of you lot are like

Please, this cannot be allowed here. For gods sake someone has passed away, this is not right mods. I know this poster has a longstanding history here, but this is not right. I can't be the only one that thinks this?