Oh man, it'd be hilarious. The excuses, the names, the anger.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition
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They'll make an offer for Drinkwater and claim he's 20x the player, before he rejects them to play CL football
The gold will be in post-match posts when Mourinho's anti-football/park the bus style smashes them 4-0.
(Quotes taken from The Liverpool Way forum)
I'm also looking forward to the meltdowns from Bob Loblaw and other oppo fans on here who hate Mourinho.
fecking hope we smash them this year. Liverpool fans on Facebook mocking us for signing Mourinho.
ok that's one for the hall of fame, how old is he, 2?
This, only the most deluded..... oh waitok that's one for the hall of fame, how old is he, 2?
I must admit, i thought that post was deluded even by their extreme standards. The R Kelly gif perfectly summed up my responce lol
look at him, not even focused on the game
I thought LvG became World Class and too good for us, the moment we sacked him?
It's funny how LvG is now a classy manager, when last week he was terrible. The whole appointment of him it was criticised on RAWK.
They always liken to "real United fans" as "completely anti-united and "agrees with everything Liverpool is", RAWK is really something special.
Klopp is a special manager, the only issue is with Guardiola, Mourinho, they aren't getting a sniff at top 4.
Arsenal have too much quality, Leicester have hunger, Tottenham are in a much better state with Pochettino and a very talented squad.
Good luck Liverpool.
They always liken to "real United fans" as "completely anti-united and "agrees with everything Liverpool is", RAWK is really something special.
Klopp is a special manager, the only issue is with Guardiola, Mourinho, they aren't getting a sniff at top 4.
Arsenal have too much quality, Leicester have hunger, Tottenham are in a much better state with Pochettino and a very talented squad.
Good luck Liverpool.
« Reply #160 on: Today at 05:20:32 PM »
Mourinho's career at united: A review
Year 1:
A heavy summer of spending sees united sign up a host of Mendes players for big sums and big wages. Eyebrows will be raised at signings in areas in which united already have depth. September sees Mourinho claiming a referee conspiracy against his team following some weak appeals for a penalty/red card. In November he will claim the press are against united following his hatchet job against Pep's City. In January, following an injury crisis Mourinho signs free agent Jon Obi Mikel as midfield cover. Also in Jan, prior to the away game at Chelsea, Mourinho claims he is still loved at Stamford Bridge by players and fans alike and would like to return there at some future stage in his career. In February he launches yet another verbal attack on Wenger. A couple of weeks later, Wenger announces he is to step down at Arsenal. Praise of Wenger's career is sung by all across Europe with the exception of OT where many red faces try and limit the damage of Mourinho's comments.
Finishes outside the top four but manages to win a cup to salvage united's season.
Year 2:
See Year 1 but with increased levels of paranoia. The united camp will be split into Mendes/non-Mendes (also possible: Portuguese speaking vs non-Portuguese, 30+ year old Mourinho loyalists vs younger players). Mourinho will accuse players of one or more of the following: spying, betraying his trust, leaking information, disloyalty, not training hard enough, etc. etc. The average age of united's starting eleven will hover around 29-30 years. Rashford and other young players will barely manage 10 appearances and subsequently stagnate. The pressure will reach it's climax as City/Liverpool thrash united by a four goal margin. Mourinho following a four game touchline ban will speak about his dream job of managing Portugal in Russia 2018.
The season limps to an end with united worse off than ever. Leaks of Mourinho's departure will appear in the Daily Mail, Guardian, BBC, etc. Finally, two days after the season ends united confirm Mourinho's departure and announce Ryan Giggs as the new manager
It's all over lads
Great times with Jose while they lasted though. OP was definitely having a crafty wank during the bolded section. Unfortunate.
Mourinho's career at united: A review
Year 1:
A heavy summer of spending sees united sign up a host of Mendes players for big sums and big wages. Eyebrows will be raised at signings in areas in which united already have depth. September sees Mourinho claiming a referee conspiracy against his team following some weak appeals for a penalty/red card. In November he will claim the press are against united following his hatchet job against Pep's City. In January, following an injury crisis Mourinho signs free agent Jon Obi Mikel as midfield cover. Also in Jan, prior to the away game at Chelsea, Mourinho claims he is still loved at Stamford Bridge by players and fans alike and would like to return there at some future stage in his career. In February he launches yet another verbal attack on Wenger. A couple of weeks later, Wenger announces he is to step down at Arsenal. Praise of Wenger's career is sung by all across Europe with the exception of OT where many red faces try and limit the damage of Mourinho's comments.
Finishes outside the top four but manages to win a cup to salvage united's season.
Year 2:
See Year 1 but with increased levels of paranoia. The united camp will be split into Mendes/non-Mendes (also possible: Portuguese speaking vs non-Portuguese, 30+ year old Mourinho loyalists vs younger players). Mourinho will accuse players of one or more of the following: spying, betraying his trust, leaking information, disloyalty, not training hard enough, etc. etc. The average age of united's starting eleven will hover around 29-30 years. Rashford and other young players will barely manage 10 appearances and subsequently stagnate. The pressure will reach it's climax as City/Liverpool thrash united by a four goal margin. Mourinho following a four game touchline ban will speak about his dream job of managing Portugal in Russia 2018.
The season limps to an end with united worse off than ever. Leaks of Mourinho's departure will appear in the Daily Mail, Guardian, BBC, etc. Finally, two days after the season ends united confirm Mourinho's departure and announce Ryan Giggs as the new manager
It's all over lads
Great times with Jose while they lasted though. OP was definitely having a crafty wank during the bolded section. Unfortunate.
losing 5 consecutive finals is special alright
It's not ideal no, but he did lose quite a few key players in fairness to him, not only to different clubs but to injury.
Credit where it's due, he's a good charismatic manager, but sometimes his "fun" style is not found in pragmatism and that lack of balance has sometimes shot himself in the foot.
I'm happy to have him in the Premier League though.
What's funny is that year one is still better than anything Liverpool have done in ages.« Reply #160 on: Today at 05:20:32 PM »
Mourinho's career at united: A review
Year 1:
A heavy summer of spending sees united sign up a host of Mendes players for big sums and big wages. Eyebrows will be raised at signings in areas in which united already have depth. September sees Mourinho claiming a referee conspiracy against his team following some weak appeals for a penalty/red card. In November he will claim the press are against united following his hatchet job against Pep's City. In January, following an injury crisis Mourinho signs free agent Jon Obi Mikel as midfield cover. Also in Jan, prior to the away game at Chelsea, Mourinho claims he is still loved at Stamford Bridge by players and fans alike and would like to return there at some future stage in his career. In February he launches yet another verbal attack on Wenger. A couple of weeks later, Wenger announces he is to step down at Arsenal. Praise of Wenger's career is sung by all across Europe with the exception of OT where many red faces try and limit the damage of Mourinho's comments.
Finishes outside the top four but manages to win a cup to salvage united's season.
Year 2:
See Year 1 but with increased levels of paranoia. The united camp will be split into Mendes/non-Mendes (also possible: Portuguese speaking vs non-Portuguese, 30+ year old Mourinho loyalists vs younger players). Mourinho will accuse players of one or more of the following: spying, betraying his trust, leaking information, disloyalty, not training hard enough, etc. etc. The average age of united's starting eleven will hover around 29-30 years. Rashford and other young players will barely manage 10 appearances and subsequently stagnate. The pressure will reach it's climax as City/Liverpool thrash united by a four goal margin. Mourinho following a four game touchline ban will speak about his dream job of managing Portugal in Russia 2018.
The season limps to an end with united worse off than ever. Leaks of Mourinho's departure will appear in the Daily Mail, Guardian, BBC, etc. Finally, two days after the season ends united confirm Mourinho's departure and announce Ryan Giggs as the new manager
It's all over lads
Great times with Jose while they lasted though. OP was definitely having a crafty wank during the bolded section. Unfortunate.
and in the few years our empire has 'crumbled', weve still managed to pick a trophy up.
look at him, not even focused on the game
Has that JohnnoWhite or whatever said anything yet?
He would say some crap like that
feck me a fish has a better memory than these Liverpool fans.
look at him, not even focused on the game
Just realised he did all he could to stop those bastards from winning the league as payback for that infamous "goal" at Anfield in the Champions League.
The celebration is pure emotion.
I honestly think JohnnoWhite is Andy@Allerton, too many similar ways in which they post. Its something that twonk would do as well.
Does that poster realise Jose has more wins v Liverpool than any other side?
look at him, not even focused on the game
blah blah blah
We've got Klopp!
We've got Klopp!
Has phaseofplay returned there yet?
He was the messiah there for a while .
He was the messiah there for a while .
He's too busy writing his 'Level 4' thread.
it's funny they say that but he's the only reason they didn't win it back in 2014. Jose and only Jose is what simply deprived them from becoming champions then.
look at him, not even focused on the game
He crushed them when even a draw was arguably enough for them to become champions.
always thought if i was hiring a manger for Man United and was looking at CV's from different candidates this gif will forever make me toss the other out off the window.
didn't Chelsea put them out of one of the cups at Stamford Bridge this/last year aswell?
Yes, whatever else, the 2014 slip is down to Shitcoat really. Read it and weep.
Could have not bothered, Lge was pretty much over. Obviously spent all week tactically drilling his reserve XI, and then probably got lucky.
Tough one to swallow for them, admittedly. One League Cup in 10 years, dearie me,.
edit: 'shitcoat' - let's have it right,
Could have not bothered, Lge was pretty much over. Obviously spent all week tactically drilling his reserve XI, and then probably got lucky.
Tough one to swallow for them, admittedly. One League Cup in 10 years, dearie me,
.edit: 'shitcoat' - let's have it right,
Whats that from?
Other irrelevance, I don't know how these rogue individuals (only ever 1 per club, innit, apart from our insurgent quartet of Cantona, Rossi, TonyLeft is it? & the Banned One) from other clubs manage to register on there. They're always shut.
If I ever succeed it'll likeliest be...
If I ever succeed it'll likeliest be...
R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, I think.
Got to hand it to them, they put a lot of effort into their delusions.« Reply #160 on: Today at 05:20:32 PM »
Mourinho's career at united: A review
Year 1:
A heavy summer of spending sees united sign up a host of Mendes players for big sums and big wages. Eyebrows will be raised at signings in areas in which united already have depth. September sees Mourinho claiming a referee conspiracy against his team following some weak appeals for a penalty/red card. In November he will claim the press are against united following his hatchet job against Pep's City. In January, following an injury crisis Mourinho signs free agent Jon Obi Mikel as midfield cover. Also in Jan, prior to the away game at Chelsea, Mourinho claims he is still loved at Stamford Bridge by players and fans alike and would like to return there at some future stage in his career. In February he launches yet another verbal attack on Wenger. A couple of weeks later, Wenger announces he is to step down at Arsenal. Praise of Wenger's career is sung by all across Europe with the exception of OT where many red faces try and limit the damage of Mourinho's comments.
Finishes outside the top four but manages to win a cup to salvage united's season.
Year 2:
See Year 1 but with increased levels of paranoia. The united camp will be split into Mendes/non-Mendes (also possible: Portuguese speaking vs non-Portuguese, 30+ year old Mourinho loyalists vs younger players). Mourinho will accuse players of one or more of the following: spying, betraying his trust, leaking information, disloyalty, not training hard enough, etc. etc. The average age of united's starting eleven will hover around 29-30 years. Rashford and other young players will barely manage 10 appearances and subsequently stagnate. The pressure will reach it's climax as City/Liverpool thrash united by a four goal margin. Mourinho following a four game touchline ban will speak about his dream job of managing Portugal in Russia 2018.
The season limps to an end with united worse off than ever. Leaks of Mourinho's departure will appear in the Daily Mail, Guardian, BBC, etc. Finally, two days after the season ends united confirm Mourinho's departure and announce Ryan Giggs as the new manager
It's all over lads
Great times with Jose while they lasted though. OP was definitely having a crafty wank during the bolded section. Unfortunate.
Fair play, yours is an absolute stunner
He didn't get the better of them and LVG is now a brilliant manager. Couldn't make it up.
They seem to have conveniently forgotten our shambolic League and Champions League campaign and trying to make us look the bad guys because we sacked him after an FA cup win.He didn't get the better of them and LVG is now a brilliant manager. Couldn't make it up.