RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition

[SalfordRed1960]

"This fixture always brings all the hatred, latent and extant, in my whole person to the surface. I am insufferable to be near for hours before and hours after, regardless of the result (one could argue that I am insufferable full stop, but that is neither here nor there) - frothing in anger, frothing with joy. A rabid mongoose. Hate these c*nting squirrel shaggers. Really, really hate everything that makes them what they are. The fecking reanimated corpse of Simply Red and his c*nting master there, old Hard Shoulder Shitting Whiskey Beaked Voldemort, the c*nt. Just feck off. Can't be bothered with predictions or lineups or hopes and dreams. Have already started to melt. The funk we find ourselves in is outside the scope of this match for me - this is separate, different. This is for our sanity, our mental and emotional health. More than tribal, this one is visceral. feck off you devils, evil c*nts.
Just feck.
Right.
Off."

The thing is its mutual.

This is where even the brother-in-law gets it full on. Usually banter throughout the season, though very close to the mark, when the Scouse game comes on there is definite frothing at the mouth by both of us. We have only managed to watch the game together once, the whole family had to keep us apart. Every decision, every meaty challenge, every insulting chant just got the adrenalin going.

Ever since Slippy G did his bit for humanity and our sanity, I just can't help but send my brother-in-law the gifs, the youtube's, or anything that just reminds him of the hurt he felt and total joy I felt. I know if they get even a point today I will get it big time, this really is his cup-final and I wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Brightonian]

I definitely see where he's coming from. I can actually feel myself becoming a worse person as kick-off gets closer.

Someone should spray herpes all over the camera lenses at OT in case Gerrard feels the need to get amorous.

 

[MDFC Manager]

I definitely see where he's coming from. I can actually feel myself becoming a worse person as kick-off gets closer.

Someone should spray herpes all over the camera lenses at OT in case Gerrard feels the need to get amorous.

I hope the crowd gives him hell

 

[Irrational.]

I'm predicting at least one penalty to Liverpool, possibly a Jonny Evans sending off. Especially with Atkuntson in charge.

 

[thelemon]

I hope the crowd gives him hell

I'd imagine the Gerrard song will be louder than ever! How I wish I was there

 

[Drainy]

popcorn.gif at that goal

 

[Scarecrow]

that's bang out of order m8

 

[Nighteyes]

that's bang out of order m8

 

[Varun]

These are the kind of goals I love in the derbies. Would be hilarious to see the moaning over there.

 

[Amethyst]

Please hold on to this now, the quotes will be delicious if we do.

 

[The Mitcher]

My body is ready lads.

 

[Amethyst]

 

[Hoof the ball]

Brace yourselves...........

 

[Hoof the ball]

 

[Anderson's Cat]

Popcorn

 

[montpelier]

We are horrific. Truly shite. Pack it in now.

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

We've been embarrassed by the poorest United side for over 20 years.

You what mate?

 

[spontaneus1]

Let the meltdown commence!

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

On De Gea:

ALL our shots today were right fecking at him.

 

[marukomu]

Think the title is gone now, but need to win every game now for second. How did Allen stay on the pitch? On another day that could have finished 3-2 to United.

 

[daniel9988]

They are in meltdown mode now!

 

[Solius]

Bring me their tears!

 

[The Red Thinker]

Bring me their tears!

 

[RetroStu]

Getting thrashed by such a shit United side... it doesn't get worse than this.

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

That's one of the worst united teams EVER.

Why do they keep saying this?

 

[mariachi-19]

surely no one in that forum was that deluded to think they still had a shot at the title after the crap they've served up all season? They're now 18 points off first and its not even christmas. Wouldnt surprise me to see them go 20+ given they've got le arse next weekend too.

 

[Ducklegs]

The title was never there to be "gone".

Bunch of fecking whoppers.

 

[RetroStu]

Why do they keep saying this?

Owned comfortably by almost the worst utd side I can remember.

 

[Stringer]

I swear that every year it's the 'worst United side ever'. It's remarkable that nearly every one of those sides finished above them...

 

[Red Dreams]

I went before the match!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Raptori]

You what mate?

I think people don't count last year as United. I remember someone saying that this was the worst united team for decades, especially if you include the manager. Last year apparently didn't happen.

 

[marukomu]

3 years, £220m spent and he's said no one comes in without his say so and this is the culmination. A team that can't defend that can't score. How the feck is this anyone else fault other than the managers.

 

[montpelier]

fecking weak as piss from the management right through to the 11 shithouses in yellow. Awful, awful signings, an astronomical amount of money spent and wasted, players who excelled last year are now hiding this year, a manager who clearly has zero defensive coaching ability....you could go on! A dreadful United side made to look good by our shortfalls and a gutless performance by those wearing the shirt today. Pathetic!

 

[mariachi-19]

They're so deluded haha. Outside of Real and Bayern, we arguably have the best set of attacking players going around. We could quite literally field a front four of Di-Maria, Rooney, Rvp and Falcao in the not to distant future. It'll never happen but that is ridiculous attacking options to have.

 

[RetroStu]

They were worse than we were, genuinely one of the worst United teams I've seen.

They really are going back to the old cliches aren't they?, it shows we are getting better.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

"Worst United side 20 years".

Liverpool fans have been saying the same thing for the last 20 years.

 

[Hoof the ball]

Obviously employing Ashley Young and Antonio Valencia as wing-backs/full-backs isn't a clear reflection on the quality of our side considering they're out of position players. God help if Rafael and Luke Shaw were available.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

Haha every year its the worst United ever.

 

[Badunk]

Bring me their tears!

Class hahaha

 

[spontaneus1]

Our finishing was shit, don't let anyone fool you that De Gea's saves were amazing. Sturridge and Suarez would have blasted those chances into the top corner of that Spanish shit c*nts net!