RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

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Which players should Jurgen Klopp upgrade to help the Reds kick on next term?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-keep-sell-players-should-8003401

Gotta keep Balotelli for me

 

[Phil Jones Face]

Guess who?

Sol, though you know who my team is, I sincerely feel so gutted for all Liverpool's fans in the aftermath of Wednesday night .How can I say this I can hear many of 'em saying? I can because I am a first and foremost a football diehard fan - but just for a club that wears a different shade of red to yours.

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You'll be back of course you will - you have a potentially great manager who will 100% know what he needs to do to re-instill that passion, that desire and that spirit into the men who wear that red shirt. Good luck to him and to you for next season (but hey I don't want you to have more than your fair share of luck eh mate?

Sycophantic cnut.

 

[Scarecrow]

I honestly can't decide which would be worse - him being an actual United or a Liverpool fan.

 

[theyneverlearn]

He's just a shite poster whose only chance to stand out on the forum is to pretend he is a manc, but not any manc, a Liverpool loving one.

Absolute bell.

 

[TwoSheds]

Wouldn't a diehard, neutral football fan be feting Sevilla for having won 3 UEFA Cups in a row with a well deserved victory and thereby earning the chance to compete in the Champions League? #justsayin

 

[amolbhatia50k]

He's a Liverpool fan.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Ah, yet another post started off by reminding everyone that he is a United fan.

 

[SteveJ]

 

[Earthquake]

"Carls/fone"

 

[MoBeats]

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

I wish he was a City fan instead, I'd love him to try and pull that "I support United but I love and respect your team" shit over at Bluemoon.

At RAWK he gets them really pandering to him, they love to believe there's a United fan who hates his club and despises SAF. It's just the kind of deluded bullshit that fuels the fire in the RAWK engine room.

...but at Bluemoon...

Hi, I'm Johnno, I've supported United since 1878, but felt we really sold out in 1902 when we stopped using the Newton Heath name. Man City though...there's a REAL club, not like the mercenaries and plastics in red. Big respect for you guys, hope you win the UCL next year

OMFG RAG CNUT MI BOUT TO DIE LAUGHIN GTFO U LITTLE TURD

 

[horsechoker]

"MI BOUT TO DIE LAUGHING" makes it sound Jamaican

 

[Truedevil]

Still no words from Johnno about the final today but he didn't fail to mention multiple times how much he wants Liverpool to win in Basel

 

[SteveJ]

The traditionalists at RAWK will suddenly decide that the F.A. Cup is now a pointless, consolation trophy from Timpsons.

 

[montpelier]

#Obsessed

Oh feck off

oh FFS

feck

for fecks sake

Oh no...

I've been a bit sick in my mouth

fecking handball ffs

Great finish

Alan Pardew is a football genius. Next England manager.

Johnno not in yet,

 

[Hammerfell]

I didn't think it was possible for them to hate us more, then I read the comments after the Mourinho news broke.

 

[spwd]

I didn't think it was possible for them to hate us more, then I read the comments after the Mourinho news broke.

Yet you've not posted them

 

[Hammerfell]

Yet you've not posted them

Genuinely dont think they go for Mourinho if City dont have Pep.

They are running scared of their neighbors & kind of selling out the traditional style & youth focus.

Damn , that's a shame .

Oh well, can't wait to see Mourinho continue their downfall and destroy the club . Disaster waiting to happen.

Et cetera, et cetera...

 

[montpelier]

this is quite a nice one

...the biggest twat in football at the biggest club of twats in football

no one is gonna mention Gnasher Suarez are they?

 

[BennyBlanco]

Johnno not in yet,

You can imagine it now, I tell you what lads, I feel gutted, it feels like we've stolen the cup from Pardew's Palace.

 

[spwd]

Et cetera, et cetera...

Cheers

 

[Sly]

You can imagine it now, I tell you what lads, I feel gutted, it feels like we've stolen the cup from Pardew's Palace.

I tell you what lads, as you know i´m an United fan, I feel gutted, it feels like we've stolen the cup from Pardew's Palace.

Corrected

 

[Tyrion]

Johnno not in yet,

He's still posting on his other account, give him time.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

I tell you what lads, as you know i´m an United fan, I feel gutted, it feels like we've stolen the cup from Pardew's Palace.

Corrected

I tell you what lads, as you know i´m an United fan of 125 years, I feel gutted, it feels like we've stolen the cup from Pardew's Palace.

Corrected again.

 

[Red Stone]

I can already see it coming

As a United fan since the early Triassic period I found it sickening to see that fraud lift the cup that greats like Shankley and Gerrard have lifted before him. And now Mourinho will be our next manager. I can't stand him. Should have gone for The Great Klopp when we had the chance.

 

[thejtrain]

Nah, I reckon he'll keep it subtle. Something along the lines of:

Happy we won - we were extremely lucky, all thanks to Clattenburg. Rather keep Van Gaal than sign that snake

 

[Fener1907]

Other than the Spanish teams waiting to go at it, that's practically it for club football until next season. Just thought I'd put together a little piece to celebrate the best achievements for the teams in red. Don't worry, RAWK, you made it.

 

[Truedevil]

Jesus they're shitting it in their United thread

 

[ZAGREB RED]

Sevillastanbul, United win the FA Cup, then announce Mourinho is coming next season, in the space of 4 days, not a great week to be a Liverpool fan...oh dear...

 

[Charlie Foley]

As you know lads, as a United fan since the triassic period, I feel gutted for Palace. They were boss but we robbed them, la. It was embarrassing seeing sausage nose lifting the cup, not nearly as memorable as Coelophysis lifting the Laurasia Cup way back when. It's one of the earliest memories I have as a United fan, and it's an embarrassment to the club I loved as a United fan that that Chavski git Maureen will be following in the great dinosaur's footsteps. He's never won the Champions League in Istanbul though, has he? As we say in Manchester, "All this chuddy has been really messing up me Newtons, need to get them fettled. Top one."

 

[Hammerfell]

It will end in tears.

Most of these players aren't Mourinho level of cuntyness, maybe fellaini and Rooney.

Rashford is a kid so a big fat X next to him. Hates mata, have no defenders that kick the shit out the opponents, need to get a few of them in.

Looking forward to Klopp and Guardiola schooling him.

You can taste the panic.

Not worried in the slightest, feck Mourinho, feck United. We've got Klopp.

There it is!

 

[Ryan7]

Laughably, days before the Europa League final, they were taking the mickey out of us not having won a trophy for a few years. Just baffling!

 

[Red Dreams]

this ref is so thick, he stare's at bottles of orange juice for 3 hours just cos it says concentrate.

When he says the drinks are on the house "He runs and gets a step ladder mate

good stuff

 

[BennyBlanco]

Read the last couple pages of their forum, they all refer to Klopp like some magic shield of defence against Mourinho and all else.
Also them banging on about our "terrible" squad... umm, have they seen their own lately?
650mill spent in the last decade and 1 league cup to show for it.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Laughably, days before the Europa League final, they were taking the mickey out of us not having won a trophy for a few years. Just baffling!

They've won 1 trophy in 10 years

 

[Ryan7]

They've won 1 trophy in 10 years

Two. They won the League Cup in 2012. Still, their last trophy came a year before our last one did so it was even more baffling to see them mickey taking.

I wonder what those same people say now after this weeke's events.

 

[bleedred]

They go on about Mourinho's mental breakdown yet forget their man had a similar one not so long ago....

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Two. They won the League Cup in 2012. Still, their last trophy came a year before our last one did so it was even more baffling to see them mickey taking.

I wonder what those same people say now after this weeke's events.

That League cup is the trophy I'm talking about.

What was the other one?

 

[Ryan7]

That League cup is the trophy I'm talking about.

What was the other one?

Oh, thought that'd be the one you forget. They won the FA Cup against West Ham in 2006.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Oh, thought it'd be that one. FA Cup against West Ham in 2006.

That was technically longer than 10 years ago though wasn't it?

Although you could Houllier it and count their 2006 Charity Shield win and that makes it 2 so you're right.

Either way it's a shite record and for them to be mocking us for not winning anything