RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

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Read the last couple pages of their forum, they all refer to Klopp like some magic shield of defence against Mourinho and all else.
Also them banging on about our "terrible" squad... umm, have they seen their own lately? :confused:
650mill spent in the last decade and 1 league cup to show for it.
If you're using RAWK logic, it's literally impossible for their squad to be inferior to United's. Even if United have just won a treble, it's because all of the opposition is shit rather than United being good. Meanwhile, Liverpool have assembled a squad that is ready to pounce and expose all of United's glaring flaws, as only they are destined to usurp United because they're an obviously special club.
 

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That was technically longer than 10 years ago though wasn't it?

Although you could Houllier it and count their 2006 Charity Shield win and that makes it 2 so you're right.

Either way it's a shite record and for them to be mocking us for not winning anything :houllier:
May 13th. However, let them have it... they need it. :drool:

Yup, it made no sense whatsoever... then they went and lost the Europa League final. :D
 

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Laughably, days before the Europa League final, they were taking the mickey out of us not having won a trophy for a few years. Just baffling!
What? We've won a trophy more recently than they have :lol:

What is it now a single Carling cup in a decade for Liverpool. This must be their least successful period since the 50's
 

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Has nobody referred to him as shitcoat yet?
So who is tipped to replace Shitcoat after he has his tantrum and storms out in 18 months?
The big question now is will shitcoat make 1000 pages?
Shitcoat will have to prove he's special to succeed next season. I know some people are concerned he'll bring short term success before it blows up as usual but this will be the first time he manages in a league with this level of managerial talent (Klopp, Guardiola, Conte, Wenger, Bilic, Ranieri) all of whom will be backed with a budget. He can't nuke the competition with money, it's not a 1-2 team league and there's no guarantee he'll be any more successful than Van Gaal was.
Theres a lot more competition around for shitcoat this time its up to the rest to make sure he fails miserably
Great keeper de gay, but the fact he threw that one in at upton park has ultimately consigned shitcoat to the Europa.
Didnt even get the chance to enjoy the win for a day before they stabbed him in the back, what a fantastic club they are!

Mind you it sets the bar pretty high for Shitcoat, its top 4 or out the door
I think they will challenge for top 4 again but they are a long way off winning it. Shitcoat really will need a Whiskeynose type pact with the Devil to do that. Next season will be very interesting. Im looking forward to it. With Klopp we have a great chance of being up there ourselves.

Oh and when have they not been unbearable?

All on four pages. I'm sure there's more but I'm tired.
 

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I'm sorry but it was exactly the same on here when we played the EL Final on Wednesday. Don't see what's wrong with that.

They are running scared of their neighbors & kind of selling out the traditional style & youth focus.
That's a valid claim given Mourinho's track record.
 

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I think we should get the mods to create a cretan johnnowhite alter ego liverpool fan that comes in here and grovels on his hands and knees for our approval.

hi lads, im DeckoBlack mate, been a la all me life, even been lifted for joyriding and shoplifting. Me ma's on the game n all la. Been a Liverfool since 1963 and I just have to say that today you la's showed us how its done in a final. To go a goal down, come back, go down to 10 men, and still win. I wish our lot had the Brentan character your lot have. Anyway lads all the best, reckon next season we'll implode and yous will win it with Mourinho, like yous always do... good luck from your resident liverpoo la like
 

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For being past his best, a move of desperation, will destroy our club and will be an absolute failure they sure care a lot about Mourinho coming here.
 

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Why would the club leak the news right when we had just won the FA Cup, causing the win to be overshadowed by this nonsense?
 

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Some great RAWK posts in that thread.

Imagine thinking Mourinho is the answer in 2016 with the squad they have
It's the wrong move for them done out of desperation
I'm amazed they've let him and Mendes get their hands on their club
Where's the popcorn, this is going to be a laugh. Man United are so 90's... Can't think of a better fit for them, Van Gaal is far too classy for that mob. The eye gouger will fit right in for about 3 years then they'll have it all to do again once he's fecked them up even more.

Good luck to Martial and Sane playing under Mourinho. He'll have them defending all game. Young players' careers go to die under Mourinho.

I want him there. Match made in heaven - nasty person for a nasty club. Except they are competing against Manchester City (Will spends loads), Chelsea (Will spend more) and every other club getting a huge dollop of cash. Manchester United I reckon will spend over £200M this transfer window for complete 'at their best' players that they'll be stuck with 3 years past their prime on £400,000 a week wages.
His last 2 jobs, Madrid and Chelsea, he left having completed divided the dressing rooms. At Madrid he did his best to destroy a club legend in Casillas, even Ronaldo had enough of him in the end and Mourinho had no option but to leave as the majority of players hated him, the same was happening at Chelsea. How many Chelsea players were putting in a shift for him? They'd had enough of him as well.
I know I'm biased and I can't stand the prick but I just can't see the good in him at all. The treatment of that Swedish ref he hounded into retirement, making up likes about the Berkshire Ambulance Service, the eye gouging of Tito, the Eva Carneiro business. Just seems like a win at all costs shitstain of a man
Jose's impending appointment has made me so happy.

Club destroyer
Surely even they cannot hire that dirty feckin' gobshite, can they?

As much as I detest them , i've still a smidgen of respect I have for them, like that stubborn dingleberry, only less. I would love it if they did, I hold them in higher regard than City and Chelsea and I've only heard one United fan speak sense in that he's anti everything they stand for, BUT, the general consensus seems to be who gives a toss if they have to cut that dingleberry by the hairs if it means selling their soul and joining City and Chelsea, if it bring immediate success, which it won't. It just reeks of absolute desperation and panic of the highest order! It will just go to prove that sour nose whiskey faced twat has no say at all, neither does any of the muppet suits and the only persons opinion that counts is the yanks and seemingly the idiot twats of 5 live.

It's too good to be true, it cannot happen, can it?
 

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In what way are United a nasty club? I've never understood how people can come to that conclusion other than pretending because of rivalry.
 

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Two. They won the League Cup in 2012. Still, their last trophy came a year before our last one did so it was even more baffling to see them mickey taking. :lol:

I wonder what those same people say now after this weeke's events. :drool:
That was technically longer than 10 years ago though wasn't it?

Although you could Houllier it and count their 2006 Charity Shield win and that makes it 2 so you're right.

Either way it's a shite record and for them to be mocking us for not winning anything :houllier:
What? We've won a trophy more recently than they have :lol:

What is it now a single Carling cup in a decade for Liverpool. This must be their least successful period since the 50's
Don't forget that time they were top of the Woodwork League in 11/12.
 

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Everytime we sign a player/manager, they say "they got the wrong player/manager, they should of gone for x". If we had signed Klopp, they would be saying "they signed the wrong manager, they should of gone for Mourinho".
 

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In what way are United a nasty club? I've never understood how people can come to that conclusion other than pretending because of rivalry.
There's hatred and hatred. God forbid United ever be despised the way that Leeds side of the 70's was. Even today, they're called "Dirty Leeds."
 

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In what way are United a nasty club? I've never understood how people can come to that conclusion other than pretending because of rivalry.
I don't get it either, and they keep throwing around the "I hate everything they stand for" line. What do United, or any football club "stand for"? It's a football club. It is invested in building teams trying to win. I don't know what United have done to be deemed "nasty". It reads like they are painting some picture of good vs evil, and we are evil, obviously, for whatever reason they have conjured up. It's all a bit fantastical, but they love a bit of fantasy on that website, with their poems and fan-fiction.

And now Van Gaal is "too classy" for us. The man they've been hysterically ripping the piss out of for the last 2 years.

:houllier:
 

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If we got Pep, he would have been called a fraud who has been lucky with Barca and Bayern, and its a new task and we should have got a serial winner like Jose.
If we get Jose (which looks likely), its what they are saying now, he will destroy our club, etc.
If we got Klopp, it would have been about how his last season at Dortmund was on a downward spiral and he wont have as many good players as he did at Dortmund.
etc.
 

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Our games will be poisonous, absolutely poisonous, but bring them the feck on. It's going to be so much sweeter sweeping up the trophies with Klopp watching those wankers tear themselves apart.
You sold the clubs heart and soul to the devil and you will get what you deserve. I predict early success followed by utter carnage, its just what Jose does.
Where's the popcorn, this is going to be a laugh. Man United are so 90's... Can't think of a better fit for them, Van Gaal is far too classy for that mob. The eye gouger will fit right in for about 3 years then they'll have it all to do again once he's fecked them up even more. Oh to be a fly on the wall at Fergie's, doesn't he fecking hate him?
Our games against each other are worth 6 points. We've another 18 teams to pick up more points than them. It might take another season, but I can see us finishing ahead of them regularly for the next 10-15 years if we play our cards right.

They've a better starting point, but Mourinho, as always, will suck them dry. Whereas Klopp will build something special.

Also, both this and last season, we've given up on the league campaign at the end of March. Had we kept going, we could have been looking at finishing ahead of them 2 years in a row.

The only way is up for us. Them, they could go either way.
They will bring Zlatan or another 30+ year old fwd and Martial will be asked to be defensive wing, then fail to do so and rot in bench.
 

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If we got Pep, he would have been called a fraud who has been lucky with Barca and Bayern, and its a new task and we should have got a serial winner like Jose.
If we get Jose (which looks likely), its what they are saying now, he will destroy our club, etc.
If we got Klopp, it would have been about how his last season at Dortmund was on a downward spiral and he wont have as many good players as he did at Dortmund.
etc.
People think a perfect manager exists out there somewhere.
 

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They will bring Zlatan or another 30+ year old fwd and Martial will be asked to be defensive wing, then fail to do so and rot in bench.
Ahh..
The Dirk Kuyt role.

The best defensive winger of all time.
 

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I always wonder if they actually believe some of the stuff they say about us, or if its just some scouse line they have to follow to show how big liverpool fans each of them are.
 

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Reading their forum has really done my head in now. Midtable club who've won as much as Birmingham City in the last decade, piss off.
 

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Our games against each other are worth 6 points. We've another 18 teams to pick up more points than them. It might take another season, but I can see us finishing ahead of them regularly for the next 10-15 years if we play our cards right.

They've a better starting point, but Mourinho, as always, will suck them dry. Whereas Klopp will build something special.

Also, both this and last season, we've given up on the league campaign at the end of March. Had we kept going, we could have been looking at finishing ahead of them 2 years in a row.

The only way is up for us. Them, they could go either way.
Lads, we didn't actually finish ahead of Liverpool this season and last. They just gave up in March letting us finish ahead of them.
 

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Lads, we didn't actually finish ahead of Liverpool this season and last. They just gave up in March letting us finish ahead of them.
:lol:

I've always maintained that anybody interested in psychology would be fascinated with the self-delusion if they went over to that tip. Convincing themselves that they've been easing off like they're Usain Bolt in the last 50 metres; how their squad is naturally better than United's at all times; how they're about to build a dynasty that will be the envy of world football, and all of it said as if United are the only team they need to worry about.
 

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I checked out RAWK a few times to see for myself why they have such a bad reputation. I read some crazy stuff there, couldn't even believe they genuinely meant everything because it was just so delusional.