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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Dr. Dwayne

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Obviously you run the risk of impact injuries potentially but if it's just sparring like that with pads then probably not an issue and itd be useful for flexibility and mobility for sure.
It's said that if they train with a wooden dummy it builds up calcium on the shins and forearms making the bones more resilient.
 

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I had a dream that we were losing against City and then Ed ran out onto the middle of the pitch and announced Pogba who ran out and kicked the ball straight at Pep's head.

He kicked it so hard Pep's head merged with the ball and became the ball. Take from that what you will.
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Do you think he'll be in the stands for Rooneys testimonial, not that long a flight from NY is it :drool:
 

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Theres been very little entertaing in reading this thread especially for people who just want to know if the deal is actually dome yet.

Countless posts about how many posts there are is not funny its sad and pathetic in fact.
 

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Will be a little sad if this cant make 1000 pages. Its 98 short :(
It seems a shame that after so many failed sagas and so much muppet enthusiasm this time around, this thread will be locked the second a mod sees any form of confirmation.

A little time for mutual muppet back slapping would be welcome.
 

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The earliest we will know will be when he boards the plane. If it is one bound for Manchester, then it would be obvious that it is a done deal.
 

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I've seen Pogba wearing both a Cleveland Cavaliers and Golden State Warriors Jersey during his holidays.

Typical mercenary.
 

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God boy has this saga had some legs! When will it end! I know he's coming I just want him at carrington with the rest of the lads instead of being out there in the states battering some poor lad on the pads! :lol:
 

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Theres been very little entertaing in reading this thread especially for people who just want to know if the deal is actually dome yet.

Countless posts about how many posts there are is not funny its sad and pathetic in fact.
Your face is sad and pathetic, in fact. :nervous:
soz.
 

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According to @iftv_official on twitter Pogba told them that he is staying at Juventus and signed a Juventus ball...




No idea who they are - And they've only got 1.2k followers, but I wanted to give some context to the above post..
 

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When they post the video and if it's true the meltdown will be of apocalyptic standards.
 

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I've already resigned to the conclusion he isn't coming here. No player would stay on vacation this long instead of getting used to his new teammates.
 

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I've already resigned to the conclusion he isn't coming here. No player would stay on vacation this long instead of getting used to his new teammates.
What?! He's on holiday, why should he cut that short because he's got a new job? It's a ridiculous thought process and one that i'm seeing more and more frequently. He had a long, hard season last year which didn't finish until July 10th. 3 and a half weeks ago.
 

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When they post the video and if it's true the meltdown will be of apocalyptic standards.
kind of looking forward to it. would be funny if it was these two guys who break the story he's staying at Juve.
 

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Probably just two kids trying to get a few followers on Instagram and YouTube. They easily have met him, taken the photo with him and go buy a Juve ball afterwards and take the second photo. Even if he did sign it, what was he supposed to do - reject it? Now that would ruin all the "secrecy" to this saga. Nothing story.
 

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What might be more interesting and what they're not tweeting (I've just found it on their snapchat) - They went looking for Pogba and went to the Adidas store - "One of the employees said that Pogba had been there, but he'd left, but he spoke with Pogba's driver, who confirmed his move to Manchester United. He said that he had already been sold."

Obviously, i'm just taking their word for it, but if everyone is getting in a panic about them saying that Pogba has said he's staying (of course he has) then they should also consider that they've said that Pogba's driver has confirmed the move to United.
 

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What?! He's on holiday, why should he cut that short because he's got a new job? It's a ridiculous thought process and one that i'm seeing more and more frequently. He had a long, hard season last year which didn't finish until July 10th. 3 and a half weeks ago.
That would matter to me if there weren't other players who played in the final already back to training for a while.
 

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I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't come. I'm not as confident as 99% of the people are on this forum. If i had to guess i'd say there is more chance of him coming than not, but the way this is being dragged out and "it will happen tomorrow", "48 hours guys", "it will be next week now biut it IS happening", etc, its just making me wonder what is going on.
 

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Him signing a Utd shirt meant jack shit and him saying a Juve ball means the same.
 

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That would matter to me if there weren't other players who played in the final already back to training for a while.
Maybe they weren't given as much time of as Pogba? Buffon only came back to training for Juventus about 4 days ago and Italy only made it to the quarter finals.

These players who are back in training, did they play as many minutes as Pogba?

Don't be using Martial and Morgan as examples, Martial played 60 minutes, Morgan played 0.
 

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I think we need a new poll, mods.

What means more? Signing a United shirt or Signing a Juventus ball.

WAIT! has anyone checked the signatures on the two pictures?!

BRB.

EDIT - I have no idea. You can't really see the signature on the ball.
 

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What might be more interesting and what they're not tweeting (I've just found it on their snapchat) - They went looking for Pogba and went to the Adidas store - "One of the employees said that Pogba had been there, but he'd left, but he spoke with Pogba's driver, who confirmed his move to Manchester United. He said that he had already been sold."

Obviously, i'm just taking their word for it, but if everyone is getting in a panic about them saying that Pogba has said he's staying (of course he has) then they should also consider that they've said that Pogba's driver has confirmed the move to United.
Where is this?
 

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No idea who they are - And they've only got 1.2k followers, but I wanted to give some context to the above post..

Awww imagine their little broken hearts after we announce him :lol:

But but but he signed our ball and promised to stay :(

Jesus Christ like he would break the worst kept secret in football to some random guys on the street. "Yea guys that Juve ball is a no go, I signed at United, feck off now".