RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

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[The Man Himself]

How come these RAWKites are always making ex-girlfriend analogies?!?

Who would know about it better than Rawkites, Chief? When JonnoWhite, PoP and BabuYagu are at top of your friend list...

 

[SteveJ]

What a scary thought.

 

[The Man Himself]

 

[2cents]

Still can't believe that no-look shot into an open goal.

 

[Zebs]

What a truly pathetic football club and a truly pathetic manager.

And people constantly moan about why mavaferex like Alan Pardew don’t get ‘the big jobs’. This is exactly why. Spent the last few days telling us how great shitcoat is and how defebsuvevfootbsll is great, and then he gets to game day and presents himself with his anus fully spread and a ball gag in his horrible head butting shit dancing cockney grid.

Salty

 

[Paxi]

Salty

They really hate seeing us win. They'd blame anything or anyone just to never ever give us any credit. Even though we give credit where it's due. I don't understand this.

 

[GaryLifo]

Not sure what their issue is today. We have a midfielder, Matic, who would get in their team with one leg and still be better than any of their CM options.

Henderson

 

[Paxi]

about West Brom

Bet these wankers won't keep United out the way they did us

maybe cause we're better than you?

 

[AltiUn]

about West Brom




maybe cause we're better than you?

The one thing Liverpool fans seem to forget.

 

[Adisa]

Love it.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

about West Brom




maybe cause we're better than you?

What evidence could you possibly have to back up that claim? Can Lukaku nick a full set of car tyres in fifteen minutes without using breeze blocks to lift the Mondeo up? Could Herrera write a poem about Klopp and find four things that rhyme with “beautiful bo selecta bear/proclaimers loving spanner short of a full toolkit mad hatter”?
Could Lingard call celery “sell ‘arry” because he confuses vegetables with nonsensical statements about players that the club don’t have, due to the adverse side effects of sniffing too much glue mixed with ketamine. Well.......?!?!

 

[SteveJ]

What's a 'mavaferex'?

 

[Peanut Butter]

I've just seen this and thought to myself no way did someone post that at rawk

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So I was just reading through their Premier League matchday thread and that PoP guy has actually made that post. It's an essay and I can't be bothered to post it as I'm phone.

He's got to be a WUM surely?

 

[Sassy Colin]

I've just seen this and thought to myself no way did someone post that at rawk

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So I was just reading through their Premier League matchday thread and that PoP guy has actually made that post. It's an essay and I can't be bothered to post it as I'm phone.

He's got to be a WUM surely?

You got it in one!

 

[::sonny::]

Are you watching liverpool?

 

[Damien]

Time to give Karius another chance instead of giving Mignolet his 50th.

Compare De Gea at the Emirates to Mignolet at the Emirates. I know, unreasonable - Maldini versus Shawcross... that's the point.

Would have been more shocked if we went on to win that from half time.

Nice one Mignolet, lost us points again. No worries though, you fancy another contract extension?

If ever a picture summed us up...

We're like Spud from Trainspotting after too much Skag.

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[Jim Beam]

We're like Spud from Trainspotting after too much Skag.

 

[montpelier]

a carefully crafted critique of the GK situation

Once again our awful substandard goalkeeper causes us to drop points. I posted earlier in the season how hes made more mistakes that lead to goal than ANY other keeper since he got here and ANY of our other previous goalkeepers. He's the worst keeper we've ever fecking had and not far off the worst in the league. He's fecking abysmal and it's negligent to let him on the fecking pitch. Absolutely shambolic once again from the man who's proven from the first day we signed him from dog shit relegation fodder that he's only good enough for dog shit relegation fodder. Christmas is ruined.

 

[SteveJ]

Christmas is ruined.

 

[Cloud7]

Christmas is ruined ffs

 

[Grylte]

Not long till next year though!

 

[Fridge chutney]

Christmas is ruined.

 

[Ramshock]

Its hilarious but we have them on here too

 

[Buchan]

Christmas is ruined.

 

[vangagal]

If they think Mignolet is a worthy Christmas protector, they deserved that performaced.

 

[Ban]

Christmas is ruined ffs

That's nothing. We had guys who claimed they're depressed cause we didnt get Bernardo Silva.

 

[spontaneus1]

That's nothing. We had guys who claimed they're depressed cause we didnt get Bernardo Silva.

Worse, where going to stop supporting us because we signed Lukaku!

 

[SteveJ]

Him and David James are comfortably the worst who have been first choice for any extended period of time.

I rank him slightly above James for the sheer fact that James had that run of games in 1997 when he was chucking about two balls into his net a game and then going home and playing Wipeout 2097 and Crash Bandicoot

 

[Carolina Red]

What's a 'mavaferex'?

On the same note...

“defebsuvevfootbsll”

 

[horsechoker]

Tbf I expect a similar comment if we don't win tomorrow

 

[Feedingseagulls]

On the same note...

“defebsuvevfootbsll”

I'm going for them being mis-types of "mavericks" and "defensive football".

Edit: actually the first may simply be intended to be "managers".

 

[Ban]

Worse, where going to stop supporting us because we signed Lukaku!

If only they were true to their words.

 

[Darkhorsez]

 

[Jim Beam]

Him and David James are comfortably the worst who have been first choice for any extended period of time.

I rank him slightly above James for the sheer fact that James had that run of games in 1997 when he was chucking about two balls into his net a game and then going home and playing Wipeout 2097 and Crash Bandicoot

 

[SteveJ]

!!!

He's an incredibly lucky fellow! Lady Luck caresses the feet of Mignolet and carefully lays out lavender petals to massage his back as he lays down for a nap!

 

[SteveJ]

From TLW:

Please Jurgen, release this young man from his unwinnable battle to believe that he is a top premier league goalkeeper.



Simon Mignolet is not good enough for Liverpool FC but we already knew that so to be honest this season was a fecking waste anyway cos he plays Karius in the champions league I don't know but anyway it's time to go Simon and I don't blame you you are just a bad keeper that someone put too much faith in.

 

[Vanrouge]

From TLW:

 

[SteveJ]

'Feck the molaners':

Once we scored the second I felt copmfotable, defence wee looking oksy. Enter feucking Mingolet, although Gomtz was fecking shite for their first. Their second was purely doen to Mingolet being wandk. Wat the feck.

Anyway, a draw in the end is not a disaster awdy ro Arsenal, I#d have exceptrd that before the kick off. Just pissed off that we didn't take all 3 points as apart from that 5 minbute sprll they were shite.

To sum it ipü.

Our defenfe wanted to give our mooners a happy chritmuad but the forwards thought feck you, the glass full brigade will hbave their day. So feck the molaners, i hope we feck swnaseda and you have also a shity bocng day.

Good nighrt and feck off.

 

[Jim Beam]

Chritmuad ruined.