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1974_Fergie_Time

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We know there is a place called Hyde in Manchester, but is there a place called Hype in Liverpool sure seen a lot of it this week
 

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I’ve never seen a set of fans to make lame sanctimonious poetry about football. If Utd got a CL final I’d be just be like “yeah awesome let’s try win the thing and cap off a good season” compared to “‘Twas a late summers night in May and the Pharoah Mo gazed into the sky to see the almighty Robbie Fowler and proceeded to suckle his bosom, to which the almighty whispered into the young pharaohs ear, you’re gonna take Marcelo to the cleaners la”
@SteveJ 's 2nd account?
 

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Have you ever considered your legacy? Paul Cope - Anfield Wrap
It only dawned on me after a long drinking session that I already have my own small piece. My own tiny little section of immortality.

Istanbul.

I took a banner. A mate said a line to me after a game of five a side and I asked if I could turn it into something. I spent days in my dad’s garage. Letter by letter. Piece by piece.

“Super Croat Igor Biscan used to be atrocious.”
 
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SteveJ

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It only dawned on me after a long drinking session that I already have my own small piece.
Funny...it's ususlly the cold weather which does that to me.
 

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I’m going to have immaculate behaviour for the next decade, be really helpful to Niall, earn promotion to moderator and ban you for this comment alone. Watch your back.
Pexbo for mod gets my vote. If this were a democracy...
 

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Jurgen vs. Jose - featuring a brainy-sounding but hopelessly doomed interloper trying to blind PoP II with the appliance of some science


Family example - follow how energy flows here
1. Head of family gets warning at work that performance is lagging
2. Head of family comes homes and gets in argument with spouse (1st leak)
3. Spouse admonishes children for bothering parents during a discussion (2nd leak)
4. Children leave the room and find the family dog, admonishing the dog (3rd leak)
5. Dog goes outside and tries to barks at the mailman
The energy can be reversed or neutralized at any level by the Head of Family, Spouse, Children, Pet or Mailman...

doomed interloper continues...



and this is PoP II getting to the heart of it...
Aeouraraaaghhh these cnuts are unbearable
 

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This bit is hilarious:
4. Children leave the room and find the family dog, admonishing the dog (3rd leak)
5. Dog goes outside and tries to barks at the mailman.
 

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Wipeout 2048, by the look of it.
 

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Jockeying :lol:

Have the build up quotes started to get religious yet? Or a jumble of iconic speeches and cliched metaphors and imagery?
 

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Let me have a guess who this is - :lol: :lol:

I couldn't actually bare to look at those - the ''Champions League Preview Player Profiles Advent Calendar'' isn't it?

Where they lock (oh yes & hurrah) the normal player threads in order to funnel people over to them?



(please dear Lord. have mercy upon us & let them lose - (in outrageously unfortunate circumstances would be good obviously - but we'll take absolutely anything, tbh)
 
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This isn't from RAWK but I just had to share it.

Their self proclaimed ''footballing royalty'' annoys me. They've been irrelevant for 26 years and poxed the CL once in that time.

They were the league cup champions of the world though.
 

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Lyon Ladies just won the Champions League for the thrid consectutive year now that is good omen for Real Madrid
 

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You bearded twat up there, I don't ask for much but please please please please please please please please let us do these feckers.
 

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Let’s get this thread to 200 pages tomorrow when real do them
 

SteveJ

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Feel the power of reds in every corner of the earth, channeled onto the pitch. Red shockwaves filtering towards a red thunderstorm on the Kiev pitch leaving destruction in it’s wake.
Well at least it's better than 'My arse has gone again, lads'.
 

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RAWK said:
You bearded twat up there, I don't ask for much but please please please please please please please please let us do these feckers.
Don't ask for much? They're scousers for crying out loud.
 

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Their self proclaimed ''footballing royalty'' annoys me. They've been irrelevant for 26 years and poxed the CL once in that time.

They were the league cup champions of the world though.
Isn't it only one Champions' League that they won till now?

If they win tonight they'll equal our two.
 

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All’s well that ends well. I want the Cheering on Liverpool thread reopened and my Scouse Lover badge returned. It was worth it!
 

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"You can't legislate for mistakes like that."

Well yeah you can, biy a decent goalkeeper.
 
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