RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius

[Member 90887]

Klopp Spent 225M, Jose spent 305M. there's hardly a lot of difference between our spending and theirs and our two trophies last year definitly justify the difference in spending.

 

[Badunk]

Maureen will now let each player suck Luke Shaws boobies for up to 30 seconds

 

[EyeInTheSky]

Makes it even more satisfying that we beat Crystanbul in Crystanbul fashion.

good point

 

[walkinhop]

What does this even mean?

The future is bright la

 

[Fener1907]

Proper proud to have finished ahead of United last season despite the fact that United were concentrating on and exerting themselves actually winning trophies.

Got to pull something out of their asses as to why United managed that and somehow sit above them in the table this season as it progresses towards the end. "Better trajectory" is just a fancy way of saying "next season, la."

 

[SuperiorXI]

Proper proud to have finished ahead of United last season despite the fact that United were concentrating on and exerting themselves actually winning trophies.

Got to pull something out of their asses as to why United managed that and somehow sit above them in the table this season as it progresses towards the end. "Better trajectory" is just a fancy way of saying "next season, la."

Hang on, hold on a minute. They're also winning the passing this year, too.

 

[Adisa]

What does this even mean?

Feck me.

 

[Achilles McCool]

Even if they raise their game and somehow beat us next weekend I'm pretty confident we'll finish above them. And even if we don't we're the better team anyway on the better trajectory.

What does this even mean?

It’s the 1st verse of the RAWK clubhouse theme song, sung before each match between the 2 Northwest clubs

 

[Fener1907]

Hang on, hold on a minute. They're also winning the passing this year, too.

Of course, lad. My United supporting mate says he's well enamored with the way Klopp's got us moving the ball. As a United fan who was in attendance at Wembley back in 1948 when United beat Blackpool 4-2, says he's utterly embarrassed by Mourinho and that he prays every night for Liverpool's starting 11, especially Hendo, and for shitcoat Mourinho to be sacked.

 

[Red Stone]

They've won two with him, one was the league cup where they played Southampton in the final and the other was the Europa League where they basically had no strong opponents. As for the table, United finished sixth last season, they've profited from Arsenal and Chelsea being poor.

Meanwhile Liverpool didn't even qualify for the Europa League and played the very same Southampton in the semi-final of the League Cup and lost both legs.

 

[BluesJr]

What does this even mean?

A loss is a win

 

[BluesJr]

Klopp Spent 225M, Jose spent 305M. there's hardly a lot of difference between our spending and theirs and our two trophies last year definitly justify the difference in spending.

To be fair, they sold Coutinho.

 

[el3mel]

Best thing in winning this way is the crazy level of bitterness rival fans show. It's laughable.

More of this please.

 

[Hawks2008]

Man, the Liverpool fans were utterly unbearable in the Reddit match thread. Their smugness was sickening but before long they went quiet...

 

[stevoc]

What does this even mean?

Scouse logic, best not trying to make any sense of it.

 

[Dec9003]

To be fair, they sold Coutinho.

Means literally nothing. They haven't gone out of any competition since his sale, so they can't use it to justify Klopp winning sweet feck all yet whilst Jose already has two trophies.

 

[bludsucker]

De Gea and Martial

Are the only two players who would honestly improve our team

The reply to that.

How would Martial improve our team? Squad maybe

The delusion is strong in this one

 

[Nevilles.Wear.Prada]

I still think we're absolutely going to tear them a new one next Saturday.

We're so much better than despite the superficial points difference. It's great

If you look at form tables we’ve picked up more points over the last 5, 10, 15, 20 and 25 games! Did we get off to a really slow start or did they win their first few? Since about September we’ve been much better.

Every time I watch them they are worse than they were. They don't even try to play exciting football. Man Utd? feck entertaining the support, pay big money and outsweat the opposition. They are cowardly shite. Can't wait to show them what speed, control, passing, pressing, organization, team-spirit, determination, space and a football are really all about.

They won like twice at OT in the last ten years and yet just look at that confidence level. Belittling cups, skewing statistics by showing that were better since 5th to 25th game and what not. How do you win nothing noteworthy for 10 years yet make fun of rivals who won and still winning without any hint of shame. Love them scousers.

 

[shabadu84]

Means literally nothing. They haven't gone out of any competition since his sale, so they can't use it to justify Klopp winning sweet feck all yet whilst Jose already has two trophies.

Didn't they drop out of the FA Cup after?

Not that it should affect any judgement

 

[Micky Targaryen]

What does this even mean?

What the absolute feck?

Even if we finish above them in the league, they are still the better team. Surely you can't beat that statement. C-c-c-combo breaker!

 

[shaky]

Confusion in RAWK as they're not sure whether De Gea is overrated, like all Utd players obviously are, or if he's single handedly responsible for us not getting relegated.
Extra credit to the guy who declares Alisson better, since they've been linked with him, even though he's probably never seen him in action.

Palace 2nd Goal

Another one De Gea should be saving.

De Gea near post - absolute shite

De Gea is not half overrated. It's not to say he's shit but he's not the best in the world and he's not close. Ter Stegen and Alisson are far better all-round goalies.

De Gea save

Theres de gea again. Jammy bastards

oh feck off to Madrid you ponytail c*nt

De Gea feck off

Absolutely sick of De Gea. So sick of him.

 

[Irrational.]

Confusion in RAWK as they're not sure whether De Gea is overrated, like all Utd players obviously are, or if he's single handedly responsible for us not getting relegated.
Extra credit to the guy who declares Alisson better, since they've been linked with him, even though he's probably never seen him in action.

Palace 2nd Goal




De Gea save

Somehow I think we're going to be seeing a lot of the second set of quotes on Saturday.

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

The reply to that.

The delusion is strong in this one

Martial wouldn't get in their team.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Scousers crying about something that hasn't happened yet:

https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/social/liverpool-craig-pawson-man-united/

 

[el3mel]

Confusion in RAWK as they're not sure whether De Gea is overrated, like all Utd players obviously are, or if he's single handedly responsible for us not getting relegated.
Extra credit to the guy who declares Alisson better, since they've been linked with him, even though he's probably never seen him in action.

Palace 2nd Goal




De Gea save

Absolutely hilarious.

 

[Schmiznurf]

Scousers crying about something that hasn't happened yet:

https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/social/liverpool-craig-pawson-man-united/

Getting their excuses in early if they lose.

 

[charlenefan]

Confusion in RAWK as they're not sure whether De Gea is overrated, like all Utd players obviously are, or if he's single handedly responsible for us not getting relegated.
Extra credit to the guy who declares Alisson better, since they've been linked with him, even though he's probably never seen him in action.

Palace 2nd Goal




De Gea save

Laughing at those for 2 very different reasons

 

[Sassy Colin]

Truly mind boggling but I suppose it was only corruption, refs, conspiracies, UEFA, UFO’s, the FA, whiskey nose, FIFA, Hitler being alive etc which stopped them from dominating.

Getting their excuses in early if they lose.

See above, perm any one from 10.

 

[SteveJ]

History, with RAWK:

The Pyramids

Was listening to a podcast today, and they were saying the Pyramids can't have been born 1000's of year's ago as they didn't have the technology. They didn't even have cranes to support it.

Plus it would of taken thousands of years to build. Wouldn't the King have lost interest by then?

I got the information from a wrestler called Chris Jericho.

 

[marukomu]

Maybe they added a new block every day Liverpool were not champions.

 

[SteveJ]

RAWK like an Egyptian.

 

[GaryLifo]

RAWK like an Egyptian.

Take a bow son.

 

[Don Juan Matus]

RAWK like an Egyptian.

 

[marukomu]

 

[Grylte]

How are they doing at half time over there?

 

[T_Model101]

"Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool tactics" & their matchday thread are locked

 

[Schmiznurf]

"Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool tactics" & their matchday thread are locked

No surprise there.

 

[Damien]

That’s an eye opening first half. We’re being made to look ordinary here. Our lethal attack has been nullified. One of these sides regularly wins trophies, the other doesn’t. United have risen to the occasion as if it were a final, whilst we’ve shied away. Our players look scared.

The game is over, you only need to look at United’s home defensive record to know that. Going forward I hope we learn from this though.

Probably the nicest thing any of them have ever said.

 

[Klopper76]

Probably the nicest thing any of them have ever said.

Pretty much sums up how I feel.

 

[JinnerJamie]

Probably the nicest thing any of them have ever said.

Probably self-harming whilst typing it.