I just hope he has lost some of that bulk he had gathered over the last 18 months. It's not doing him any favours.
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I’ve given up on Martial FC. 
Won't get my hopes up. He'll be injured for Brentford.
The FC stands for fractured, on crutches.I’ve given up on Martial FC.
Martial FC, this weekend we feastin.
that's good, too.fecking crocked
Forgotten Crock
Martial FC are doing intermittent fasting, feast now but famine around the corner.
He's back for good no more injuries going to light it up I'm certain
Die with sword in hand like a true Viking.
Martial to bag 8 goals between now and our glorious treble.
Valhalla awaits….
Martial to bag 8 goals between now and our glorious treble.
Valhalla awaits….
He will score in the winners in the FA cup semi final and Europa League final
Lovely to see him bag a new contract
Martial deserves a new contract. Why play an April joke on him? Phil is so much more deserving of an April fool contract.
On the bench. Would be good if he stays fit for the run in.
Hopefully he can value-add even as an impact sub today. Can't even remember what/when was his last game for us.
Newcastle 2:0 Man Utd
He can play football unlike Weghorst, he did more in 5 mins than Weghorst in 60. He needs to stay fit now because getting top four is going down to the wire and he does have a lot of quality. Anything to stop playing Weghorst
Nice little cameo. Neat, nice link up play and unlucky not to score. Should start next game, although ten Hag will want to ease him in.
Consider me shocked that we actually looked like a decent threat after he replaced the PL's worst footballer. Yet some still hated him so much that they let themselves believe Weghorst was better for the team. fecking clowns
He needs to start going forward, doesn't matter if he's not 100% he still a bigger threat in front of goal than Weghorst.
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Wout seems like a great guy but the difference on quality is so obvious.
Streets ahead of Wout. 60 mins in the next game and keep on building
He is a whole banquet compared to Weghorst.
He's not even that good but he's world class in comparison to Weghorst who is not premier league level
You said the same in the matchthread... you really feel like you have to mention that ''Martial isnt even that good''? Not just that Martial looked good in comparison to Weghorst but also that Martial isnt even that good?
Expecting his latest injury notification later to be honest
Just to stick it to the man. Really though to emphasize that no, Martial isn't the answer but he still makes a massive difference to us, which just means an actual top striker for United would make a crazy difference.You said the same in the matchthread... you really feel like you have to mention that ''Martial isnt even that good''? Not just that Martial looked good in comparison to Weghorst but also that Martial isnt even that good?
Class player - shame about the injuries
It’s true though. He is not that good. But you don’t need to be that good to be an improvement on WW. Any half decent player would be better than playing WW.You said the same in the matchthread... you really feel like you have to mention that ''Martial isnt even that good''? Not just that Martial looked good in comparison to Weghorst but also that Martial isnt even that good?
We get top four if he can stay fit. We need him fit at least for this season. He's a threat and will free up space for others and link with our out wide players.
If he stays fit for 2-3 games, I'll get my hopes up, until then no.
You know what, we should start him and work his ass off and hope that he can tide us through these next two Casimiro-less games. Once Casemiro is back, I'd feel less worried about Martial's potentially not being fit.
He's not wrong tbf. But even Martial's half arsed jogging is preferable to wout.You said the same in the matchthread... you really feel like you have to mention that ''Martial isnt even that good''? Not just that Martial looked good in comparison to Weghorst but also that Martial isnt even that good?
Nope, we will still need Casemiro and Eriksen back asap and at their best.
Yeah that's fair too. Think we can navigate next few games with our attack and midfield missing those two, with martial playing imo
Is he injured for Wednesday
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