SwansonsTache
incontinent sexual deviant & German sausage lover
Just seen his Opel Mokka X commercial on the telly and wow they hit that grill hard with the whitening airbrush. He almost looks normal.
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Jurgen Klopp wanted to manage Manchester United at the start of his coaching career.
Klopp will guide his Liverpool side out against Jose Mourinho’s United on Saturday, hoping to extend his 12-8 lead over the Portuguese.
The German has been Reds manager since October 2015 after enjoying lengthy spells with Mainz and Borussia Dortmund.
His mentor at the former club, Eckhard Krautzun, says his “dream” was always to manage in the Premier League – but his ideal club was once United.
“I’m not surprised he does so well,” the former Mainz coach told The Set Pieces.
“It would be his dream to go to England one day and his favourite club would be [Manchester] United. That’s what he said.”
Krautzun then recalled a conversation he had with almost-Tottenham manager Sir Alex Ferguson.
The 76-year-old added: “I said, ‘Jürgen Klopp, if he goes abroad, if he goes to England, his love would be Manchester United.'”
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Surely made by a another caftard? The account, that is.Tweet
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'Lads, we're Tottenham'God, imagine if SAF had managed Spurs instead of us.
Talk about burying the lead.
Coleman ?I’ve seen him compared to Moyes and the Cookie Monster in this thread, but it’s not like we’re in a crisis. It’s just frustrating that games seem to be repeating the same patterns.
Klopp’s stubbornness surrounding his style of play will hold him back here and at other clubs he manages. He definitely needs to learn and develop just like players do.
He maybe a Spurs fan but I like Glaston.Yeah, but we all know Glaston is a cretin.
Thought the Cookie Monster was Richard Dunn?Coleman ?
Rodgers wasn't that bad as a manager. He has his shortcomings but he's a decent coach.You know you've touched bottom when there's a piece on skysports by the title
The Debate: Klopp v Rodgers
Maybe it was just Cookie was Coleman then.Thought the Cookie Monster was Richard Dunn?
I agree, i'm not saying that the article is out of place. it just says something about a job a manager -who is supposed to be world class- is doing at Liverpool.Rodgers wasn't that bad as a manager. He has his shortcomings but he's a decent coach.
He was the honey monster no?Thought the Cookie Monster was Richard Dunn?
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Whereas they will be playing long balls from the 80th minute onwards.Excuses in early, presumably he has a plan to counteract what he believes will be our game plan?
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Its' not like Klopp's got anything to hide in terms of tactics, he's strictly a Plan A guy. Jose usually mixes things up, so you could say he might be hiding something. Liverpool will run and press like headless chickens as usual, its' up to us to cope with it.Quite liked his pre-match press conference from today:
Came across pretty well - very frank, open and honest. In complete contrast to Jose who is holding his cards very close to his chest. Gives his views on how he thinks Jose will line up, Mkhitaryan, reports of allegedly wanting the United job and the significance of the game against us tomorrow.
Thinks we play long to Lukaku...well I hope we do exactly what he says, score and win the game."Very often against us they have played pretty early long [balls]," Klopp told reporters. "They had always a target player last year - it was Ibrahimovic, now it's Lukaku."
Agree. He came across very well. Hard to disagree with a lot of what he said. Was also complimentary towards us and our players!Quite liked his pre-match press conference from today:
Came across pretty well - very frank, open and honest. In complete contrast to Jose who is holding his cards very close to his chest. Gives his views on how he thinks Jose will line up, Mkhitaryan, reports of allegedly wanting the United job and the significance of the game against us tomorrow.
Interesting how Salah is now their first choice penalty taker after he scored that pen for Egypt.
I'm sure this charming persona will go to shit the moment there's a decision against Liverpool tomorrow. He's as unstable as his mandible.
It's like he doesn't think at all before opening his mouth.Jurgen Klopp refuses to criticise Jose Mourinho's approach to the game but does say: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool but it's OK for Manchester United."
What a dick.Jurgen Klopp refuses to criticise Jose Mourinho's approach to the game but does say: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool but it's OK for Manchester United."
You couldn't break us down though, could you, Jurgen?Jurgen Klopp refuses to criticise Jose Mourinho's approach to the game but does say: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool but it's OK for Manchester United."
It's an easy and obvious dig. Fair play. But we'll still finish the season better off than his Liverpool. Klopp's a loser.Jurgen Klopp refuses to criticise Jose Mourinho's approach to the game but does say: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool but it's OK for Manchester United."