Just seen his Opel Mokka X commercial on the telly and wow they hit that grill hard with the whitening airbrush. He almost looks normal.
Jurgen Klopp Sack Watch
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B is fair I think. People on here make the same mistakes that pool fans do who reckon Liverpool should challenge for everything and win loads of trophies. The truth is, they're a tier below the top teams and Klopp actually got them performing right where they belong with some ups (finishing top 4 last year and two cup finals) and downs (throwing the league like they did in 2015/16 and last year when they went out of the cups within weeks).
I actually think that despite all the flack he got, Rodgers had them performing right where they belonged as well. A great year that was mostly due to Suarez and Sturridge and around 7th place beside that.
I actually think that despite all the flack he got, Rodgers had them performing right where they belonged as well. A great year that was mostly due to Suarez and Sturridge and around 7th place beside that.
God, imagine if SAF had managed Spurs instead of us.
Talk about burying the lead.
Talk about burying the lead.
Bullet dodged
Odds on him mentioning 'United offside goal' anytime during this week?
Surely made by a another caftard? The account, that is.
'Lads, we're Tottenham'
You know you've touched bottom when there's a piece on skysports by the title
The Debate: Klopp v Rodgers
The Debate: Klopp v Rodgers
Exactly.
Mourinho Vs Moyes would be a short article
Mourinho Vs Moyes would be a short article
Coleman ?
He maybe a Spurs fan but I like Glaston.
Thought the Cookie Monster was Richard Dunn?
Rodgers wasn't that bad as a manager. He has his shortcomings but he's a decent coach.
Maybe it was just Cookie was Coleman then.
I agree, i'm not saying that the article is out of place. it just says something about a job a manager -who is supposed to be world class- is doing at Liverpool.
He was the honey monster no?
Excuses in early, presumably he has a plan to counteract what he believes will be our game plan? 
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Whereas they will be playing long balls from the 80th minute onwards.Excuses in early, presumably he has a plan to counteract what he believes will be our game plan?
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Quite liked his pre-match press conference from today:
Came across pretty well - very frank, open and honest. In complete contrast to Jose who is holding his cards very close to his chest. Gives his views on how he thinks Jose will line up, Mkhitaryan, reports of allegedly wanting the United job and the significance of the game against us tomorrow.
Interesting how Salah is now their first choice penalty taker after he scored that pen for Egypt.
I'm sure this charming persona will go to shit the moment there's a decision against Liverpool tomorrow. He's as unstable as his mandible.
Came across pretty well - very frank, open and honest. In complete contrast to Jose who is holding his cards very close to his chest. Gives his views on how he thinks Jose will line up, Mkhitaryan, reports of allegedly wanting the United job and the significance of the game against us tomorrow.
Interesting how Salah is now their first choice penalty taker after he scored that pen for Egypt.
I'm sure this charming persona will go to shit the moment there's a decision against Liverpool tomorrow. He's as unstable as his mandible.
Its' not like Klopp's got anything to hide in terms of tactics, he's strictly a Plan A guy. Jose usually mixes things up, so you could say he might be hiding something. Liverpool will run and press like headless chickens as usual, its' up to us to cope with it.
Also, good to know he is still the same obsessed weirdo judging by the quotes:
Thinks we play long to Lukaku...well I hope we do exactly what he says, score and win the game.
Agree. He came across very well. Hard to disagree with a lot of what he said. Was also complimentary towards us and our players!Quite liked his pre-match press conference from today:
Came across pretty well - very frank, open and honest. In complete contrast to Jose who is holding his cards very close to his chest. Gives his views on how he thinks Jose will line up, Mkhitaryan, reports of allegedly wanting the United job and the significance of the game against us tomorrow.
Interesting how Salah is now their first choice penalty taker after he scored that pen for Egypt.
I'm sure this charming persona will go to shit the moment there's a decision against Liverpool tomorrow. He's as unstable as his mandible.
Klopp speaks too much , buy actually says nothing.
Jurgen Klopp refuses to criticise Jose Mourinho's approach to the game but does say: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool but it's OK for Manchester United."
Yes, and clearly it's acceptable to already be eight points off the pace after just eight games, potentially 10 if City win their game. As shit as United's performance was, he can keep pandering to their desperation for the romanticism of Liverpool narrative if it means he keeps them mediocre. United will take that all day long.
It's like he doesn't think at all before opening his mouth.Jurgen Klopp refuses to criticise Jose Mourinho's approach to the game but does say: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool but it's OK for Manchester United."
Says it was a clear penalty so moaning about the ref. Fine right?
What a dick.Jurgen Klopp refuses to criticise Jose Mourinho's approach to the game but does say: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool but it's OK for Manchester United."
Liverpool will win nothing this season.
Blah blah, blah blah blah... annoying cnut
Carragher was right, he could’ve gone more attacking himself but didn’t.
Carragher was right, he could’ve gone more attacking himself but didn’t.
You couldn't break us down though, could you, Jurgen?
Just another frustrating loss of points for him, this season.
Wondering how many times he'll try to shift attention from his team's obvious problems that wasn't addressed in the summer.
Wondering how many times he'll try to shift attention from his team's obvious problems that wasn't addressed in the summer.
It's ok for Liverpool not to win anything either.
Feck me, he’s just waffling utter bollocks again.
He's so bitterOf course you couldn't get away with it at Liverpool. You either need to win or lose gloriously - feck actually winning stuff and thinking more than one game at a time
It's an easy and obvious dig. Fair play. But we'll still finish the season better off than his Liverpool. Klopp's a loser.Jurgen Klopp refuses to criticise Jose Mourinho's approach to the game but does say: "For sure you could not play this way at Liverpool but it's OK for Manchester United."
Moral victory.
He's so bitter!
Because you play the same way, every damn game, it's why opponent's have worked you out you yellow toothed, Deirdre Barlow looking motherchucker!
It's why we win trophies and it's why you don't!
Because you play the same way, every damn game, it's why opponent's have worked you out you yellow toothed, Deirdre Barlow looking motherchucker!
It's why we win trophies and it's why you don't!
He's not interested in actually accumulating points, more bothered about how his team plays.
Klopp didn't watch Liverpool in the 70s/80s then?