I'm working 7-15, they better not announce it before I'm done
I want to jizz in here with you guys when the time arrivesPaul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
I want to jizz in here with you guys when the time arrivesTo be honest I think it is, usually I think awards are nonsense but I have never disagreed with a ballon d or winner, granted over the last few years its a pretty simple one, who has had the better season out of the big two.
Yeah his marketability is a huge factor and in terms of marquee signings I don't think there is another one possible that shows what we are trying to do than getting pogba.
Banana infused turd hair 
I'd love it to be announced while in work, just so I don't get in and have to sit around waiting for something to happen in this threadI'm working 7-15, they better not announce it before I'm done
Aren't you glad you came back?
I'm done with work at 4 so I have a whole afternoon to check this thread and news. If they announce it after 4 I'm good.I'm working 7-15, they better not announce it before I'm done
Hoping it gets announced tomorrow because it's my birthday and I'm getting pissed anyway!!!
Saw the thread had picked up pace. Foolishly got my hopes up for some news. 
There's no room for Wayne in that system do we know it won't be like that though.
Banana infused turd hair. This thread
Going away for a week tomorrow. During my holiday last year, AdM left. Hopefully some better news during this year!
Like I've never been away!
Hope the old banana infused turd hair doesn't sign, and we sign a non banana infused non turd hair warrior god.
Maybe they're waiting til this thread hits 1000 pages before it's announced
Good point
F5I'm done with work at 4 so I have a whole afternoon to check this thread and news. If they announce it after 4 I'm good.
In a way i'm quite happy this transfer is dragging as I know as soon as its announced my inner muppet will be craving for another transfer instantly!
Yeah. The missing link in the puzzle is actually dropping Rooney. We won't win the premiership if he is a starter for much of the season.
Possibly the best thing I've read on the Caf, worthy of a thread mark surely?Nope. When the whole transfer saga began. As described, I was happy when I heard of it (it being the transfer rumour)
But now... I mean... 100 million for a guy banana-infused-turd hair and a dab diplomacy?
"Don't you worry ma'am, we are just taking his keyboard away."
Nope. When the whole transfer saga began. As described, I was happy when I heard of it (it being the transfer rumour)
But now... I mean... 100 million for a guy banana-infused-turd hair and a dab diplomacy?
What the actual feck.There will be a thread about this thread when this transfer finally goes through.
I really hope we get a newbie sign up with the username 'Banana Infused Turd Hair'.Nope. When the whole transfer saga began. As described, I was happy when I heard of it (it being the transfer rumour)
But now... I mean... 100 million for a guy banana-infused-turd hair and a dab diplomacy?
He should be given automatic promotion if it ever happens.
We, in the newbies, aren't all haters of the banana-infused-turd hair. This guy just gives us a bad name. Personally I feel we should all at one point in our lives infuse our turd hair with banana.
I can't wait for it!
There will be a thread about this thread when this transfer finally goes through.
Banana infused turd hair wigs. They could be sold alongside the Fellaini wigs.
863 pages. Still short of 1000.
I hope that we can reach the 1000 pages.
How is some of this shite getting promoted ?
My theory - nude pics.
Pogba updates, lads. Pogba.
Keep up. He has hair made of poo, with plantain flesh massaged into it.
Keeps it vibrant and buoyant.
Bendtner, I missed that part of the post because of the banana turd hair
Everything is so quiet (other than the weirdos in this thread). I wonder why none of the journos are saying anything.
Probably nothing to add at the moment that hasn't already been said.
Just a matter of waiting for it to (hopefully) reach its conclusion.
Even they are fed up or too embarrassed to write another "pogba inching closer to United" article.
Because its Sunday evening and there is nothing to say. They have said everything. He will be a United player this week. If there is no update you guys complain they should say something but when they come and say something, you say its the same shit and they shouldnt say anything. You can never win.
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How often would a player speak so openly about a potential new signing to the papers Tom? Sign that this is a sure thing?
He could just shorten it to BITCH (Custard added).
Do you remember how every Barca player moaned about Fabregas' DNA for a few years?
Rooney is even getting in on this
Yeah I can't remember our players doing this before.
Rooney won't know anything about the transfer