It's honestly not hard to believe that he is.
RAWK Goes into Meltdown 2014/2015 - The "We go again" Edition
- Thread starter Pexbo
- Start date
-
In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
Well i havent seen a replay but his head was and thats what he scored with. Until i see it again thats my thoughts
Fellaini was clearly onside, and by at least 3 or 4 yards. As was Mata with his goal. Feck City.
Hee hee.
he will be part of the transfer committee next season, with his notes on 49 strikers
His head, torso and legs were onside.
That's it for us. He has found the solution to LvG's tactics
Yeah, he probably hates it there so much that he would swap CL football, high wages, world class teammates to play with fecking Sturridge.
If he is, he won't have an answer for them.
Okay, own up, which one of you is Stake Bake?
"1892tillforever" posted how we only had 4 chances and scored from all four which caused another user to post the BBC post-game stats (showing United with 59% of the ball and 9 shots with 6 on target). His response:
1892tillforever said:
In fairness he's got a point, you'd rather have four chances that lead to four goals than twenty chances that lead to one or none.
"1892tillforever" posted how we only had 4 chances and scored from all four which caused another user to post the BBC post-game stats (showing United with 59% of the ball and 9 shots with 6 on target). His response:
Well, if Bet365 says that it happened, then it happened.
All 4 goals, plus Di Maria's two shots and Rooney's free kick which Hart saved well. 7 shots on target. It's amazing, you can actually watch the game and count them yourself. What a time to be alive!
That doesn't even include the penalty area scramble of blocked shot after blocked shot.
We scored 4 goals against the champions, yet there's still somehow room for criticism about how we score goals
All 4 goals, plus Di Maria's two shots and Rooney's free kick which Hart saved well. 7 shots on target. It's amazing, you can actually watch the game and count them yourself. What a time to be alive!
That doesn't even include the penalty area scramble of blocked shot after blocked shot.
We scored 4 goals against the champions, yet there's still somehow room for criticism about how we score goals
I just liked how he added "whatever the real stats..."
What a great way of backtracking from what you said!
What a great way of backtracking from what you said!
Still pretty consistent with the "Whatever the league table says, Liverpool are still the best and have won more moral trophies than United" approach.
Have only had a cursory glance but can't see any mention of the Balotelli tweet.
RAWK is insane. Even opposing fans seem to lose their brain there.
Nah, his head and feet were both firmly onside. One arm was just about offside, which means nothing. Mata's goal was offside, the rest were fine.
No, they want him to play when Sturridge doesn't. Y'know, him and Studge sharing the position. Doesn't sound so crazy now, does it?
And that poster is clearly one of ours.
I think the fact that after multiple replays and paused clips of the whole move people are still debating whether he was offside or not probably proves that it was extremely close either way and as linesmen are suppose to give advantage to the attacker, this goal isn't a big issue. Unlike Matas, which was clearly offside.
That said, it was as clear as the Kompany red card so screw City.
Don't tell me he was being serious?! Who the heck they think they are?
Tweet
— Twitter API (@user) date
In hindsight I'm so glad that red card wasn't given, makes the victory even more sweet.I think the fact that after multiple replays and paused clips of the whole move people are still debating whether he was offside or not probably proves that it was extremely close either way and as linesmen are suppose to give advantage to the attacker, this goal isn't a big issue. Unlike Matas, which was clearly offside.
That said, it was as clear as the Kompany red card so screw City.
Tbf to Phaseofplay he called that United would start well with Moyes but would fade with time as Moyes is out of his depth.
He also predicted that United would struggle for some time with LVG since his coaching methods (philosophy!) are much more harder to learn "overnight" but that United would click eventualy when players get used to LVG.
He likes to write in rawk style, but has knowledge that's far greater than other posters there, just they brought him down to their level it seems
He also predicted that United would struggle for some time with LVG since his coaching methods (philosophy!) are much more harder to learn "overnight" but that United would click eventualy when players get used to LVG.
He likes to write in rawk style, but has knowledge that's far greater than other posters there, just they brought him down to their level it seems
Truthfully I've been somewhat impressed with some of his insights. Though he likes to take the long-winded and self-gratifying approach to explaining his points, typically RAWKish.Tbf to Phaseofplay he called that United would start well with Moyes but would fade with time as Moyes is out of his depth.
He also predicted that United would struggle for some time with LVG since his coaching methods (philosophy!) are much more harder to learn "overnight" but that United would click eventualy when players get used to LVG.
He likes to write in rawk style, but has knowledge that's far greater than other posters there, just they brought him down to their level it seems
Isn't it amazing how the league is only corrupt when we are on a fine run of form. Surely when we were playing terribly and struggling to score, that was the time for all the refs we have bought to give us the most help?
Instead, the conspiracy was so well planned that they fecked us over early season against the likes of Burnley, Sunderland, Leicester by not giving us those penalties we 'always get'.
I guess having to admit that United have clicked and are playing excellently as a team is something they don't want to let into their heads. It doesn't fit with the narrative that we were going to fade into obscurity once Sir Alex retired.
Viva la conspiracy!
Instead, the conspiracy was so well planned that they fecked us over early season against the likes of Burnley, Sunderland, Leicester by not giving us those penalties we 'always get'.
I guess having to admit that United have clicked and are playing excellently as a team is something they don't want to let into their heads. It doesn't fit with the narrative that we were going to fade into obscurity once Sir Alex retired.
Viva la conspiracy!
Exactly. He was great until he went full WUM recently with his simulations and 49 strikers that might improve Liverpool.
PoP has every chance of being right occasionally due to the sheer volume of content he generates, he writes so much, it's like a broken clock where the clock hands are whizzing around non-stop, in order to try and beat the stopped clock that his Manc mate has, that's only right twice a day.
Bootle u14s are lucky to have him.
Bootle u14s are lucky to have him.
Another gem from the big United fan:
How people there haven't understand that the manc who watched Edwards play in the fifties, is actually a teenage scouser?
Did I mention that this is his only post after City game? And after Liverpool's match, the only post was him saying that Jones should have been sent off.No prospect of title pretentions right now is this United side - for me it's a way off finding its collective feet. Just above ordinary right now is my verdict. This of course implies that City are finding it a bit of a struggle to re-discover their ordinary - a dispirited outfit in the engine room did them no favours yesterday. I'd like to say this left me broken-hearted but that'd be a ferkin' big lie!!
How people there haven't understand that the manc who watched Edwards play in the fifties, is actually a teenage scouser?
Engine room is clearly a Scouse term as well.
That enormo-post on GKs as 11th man and kicking the ball about, probably deserves a heavily spoiler-ed quote here but I'm still trying to recover the will to live, having skimmed through about 1/2 of it.
I think most "non idiots" have figured this out!
They didn't give us those penalties in order make it seem as of there was no conspiracy, duh
Being bored I decided to go through a bit of their match thread from yesterday.
Milner receives a textbook yellow:
Fellaini scores:
Milner receives a textbook yellow:
Right.Dubit10 on RAWK said:
Fellaini scores:
Dubit10 had a stormer yesterday.Dubit10 on RAWK said:
Dubit10 on RAWK said:
Although killer_heels wants a bit of the spotlight too:Dubit10 on RAWK said:
Stay classy. He later went on to want Rooney to lose an eye of all things.killer_heels on RAWK said:
Dubit10 on RAWK said:
Tongue in cheek this one?Flaccido Dongingo on RAWK said:
Fellaini should have received a red from the incident with Demichelis:AnfieldCat on RAWK said:
Rojo O Muerto on RAWK said:
Tepid water on RAWK said:
Before Mata's offside goal:Dubit10 on RAWK said:
Dubit10 on RAWK said:
The CL thing is funny as they had to depend on a soft pen/dive to beat a Bulgarian team at home and only managed a draw in the return fixture.
I love how they bang about Fellaini's elbows and that we're hoofing the ball to him and its our only way of playing. Fellaini scored a beautiful header goal but no it was hoof and elbows. Not to mention them not knowing the difference between hoof and a long ball.
Also us benefiting from ref decisions and having luck.
You just need to remember how long it took for us to get a penalty this year.
But those guys are mental so no purpose in reasoning with them.
Also us benefiting from ref decisions and having luck.
You just need to remember how long it took for us to get a penalty this year.
But those guys are mental so no purpose in reasoning with them.
TBH Rawk is suprised me today. I checked their "Louis van Gaal is still the manager of Manchester United" thread and the comments are all like "united seem to be pretty efficient", "they found form at the right time", "They have been impressive the last few games, fast and fluent".
There are some comments which said that we were lucky earlier in the season (well we were in some games) and that we take advantage of playing less games (maybe it is true) but you would have to look really hard to find a tipical RAWK comment.
What is wrong with them, can't wait for their next boom cycle so it will be fun again.
And one comment which really made me laugh:
There are some comments which said that we were lucky earlier in the season (well we were in some games) and that we take advantage of playing less games (maybe it is true) but you would have to look really hard to find a tipical RAWK comment.
What is wrong with them, can't wait for their next boom cycle so it will be fun again.
And one comment which really made me laugh:
Was gonna post that... it's mental when admitted Liverpool fans are giving us more praise that this supposed fan who's been watching United since we were called Newton Heath. He's actually fecking nuts.
theyre just devastated and accepting the inevitable normal service resuming. i never tire of the recurring themes;
jammy bastards
dodgy decisions
worst united side in years
Well i only looked in their thread about United. It looks like they are really angry at City