That was funny! He's playing everywhere but up front!
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 39
- Goals
- 8
- Assists
- 10
- Yellow cards
- 8
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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Not a football player imo.
Need to put an electric collar on him, shock the fecker every time he moves out of position.
He's a farce.
Arse on him like a government mule (whatever that is)
Arse on him like a government mule (whatever that is)
I'm better than him.
I am hoping Jose is having a close watchful eye on how bad he sees rooney play, almost like experimenting in a game like this boss's undercover, and if he continues to play this bad the guillotine will and truly fall down on a neck many have been wanting axed for a few years now
Nick2004 will be citing that assist as evidence of his productivity soon.
Wayne Rooney "Performances"
Fixed.
Never thought I'd say that I am a better football player than Wayne Rooney. The man is truly awful.
So he's not a number 9 then?
How just how? How? He is not substituted. Lost for words
How he manages to stay on is amazing
Anyone continuing to doubt the contract clause?
I'm fearing him being subbed now, because it probably means he's being rest for Leicester.
Mourinho on a wind up.
Clause confirmed.
If he starts against Leicester, some questions need to be answered.
Feck he is shit.. Our manager is weak as wank.
Can't even laugh anymore
FFS!
He has the touch of a trampoline
He looks like shite even against league one team . fecking hell
Replace him with a potato and it would be more useful
Jose better drop him at the weekend. Utter shit, even at this level. Can't cut it anymore, past his best & he's holding the team back.
Rooney looks at his level tonight...sign him up Northampton!
That's a bit harsh on Northampton.
That touch right there in the 77th minute or so. 
Christ he's awful.
Christ he's awful.He's as useful as a chocolate teapot. If he starts against Leicester some serious questions need to be asked.
He can't even hide the shambolic footballer he's become any more. That's the key point now. For 3 seasons he had moments to at least give hope to managers and some bewilderingly loyal fans. Now, nothing.
Out.
Out.
I've raged about his performances for a very long time now, however, not sure if I feel mad at him tonight or just pity.
This is just embarrassing, this is a league one side and he still can't make an impact.
This is just embarrassing, this is a league one side and he still can't make an impact.
10+ minutes to go so there's a chance he will score but he has become a fraction of the player he once was. It's all over lad, go away and enjoy your millions.
How long was Rashford on for
Fek it, we can take the keeper in a swap deal
Does Jose realise he's been like this for 3 years? Or he think it's simply "bad form"?
This level is too high for him.
It's just sad now, for his own pride he should move to the MLS.
yeah when he mis=controlled then I actually felt bad, it's like his body isn't working how he wants it to. It's actually a bit sad.
Considering the opposition, it's embarrassing.
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