Wayne Rooney image 10

Wayne Rooney England flag

2016-17 Performances


View full 2016-17 profile

5.2 Season Average Rating
Appearances
39
Goals
8
Assists
10
Yellow cards
8
Status
Not open for further replies.

Garethw

scored 25-30 goals a season as a right footed RW
Joined
Feb 7, 2005
Messages
17,042
Location
England:
For 10 years my favourite player, now I despise watching him
It happens to every player mate. Some feck off before you notice the massive decline. Others stick around like dog shit stuck to your shoe and stinking the place out.
 

Djemba-Djemba

Full Member
Joined
Dec 19, 2007
Messages
21,539
Location
Manchester
Just put your foot through the ball Wayne!

He has two types of shots in his locker. The curled effort into the top left corner(one for the cameras) or the dreaded chip. That's it.
And the curled shot into the top corner hasn't worked since about 2014 while the chip hasn't worked since about 2007.
 

Catt

Ole's at the wheel!
Joined
Mar 10, 2013
Messages
28,090
Location
Norway
One of my favourites but he doesn't add anything anymore. It's like playing with a handicap.
 

AXVnee7

Full Member
Joined
Jun 11, 2016
Messages
3,393
110 percent of 40 is still 44

75 percent of 90 is still 67

His top level are gone even if he gives 200 percent it's still dire
That's what I said just presented a different way. He's giving his best efforts but the quality is not there any more for him to call upon.
 

kundalini

Full Member
Joined
Aug 26, 2004
Messages
5,761
Hard to believe any PL manager will want him if they happened to watch that performance. You'd think it was his testimonial the way he was playing. Almost comical Rooney instructing other players while completely ignoring the players he was meant to be tracking.
 

Art Vandelay

Full Member
Joined
Jan 29, 2015
Messages
5,729
Location
Northern Ireland
I thought I was the only one that notices his phantom presses!!
It's been going on for a while. Raising his leg in a weird non-tackle along with pretending like he's about to press and then standing still are also staples of the Rooney defensive contribution. It's all part of being a complete non-entity on the pitch and true dedication to his art.
 

RedMaestro

Full Member
Joined
Dec 21, 2016
Messages
1,496
I think this is about as good as it gets from Wayne these days, other than getting the odd tap-in or penalty to go with it. He really should retire or his next couple of years wherever they are could be sad to see.
He doesn't have to retire. He just has to find a suitable league and team.

A serious question: how is the Australian League? I remember Alessandro Del Piero spent 2 years over there? I would assume that Rooney would prefer to play somewhere 'similar' to where he lives - doesn't need to learn the language. And I think MLS is probably too fast of a league for him?
 

spwd

likes: servals, breasts, rylan clark and zooey
Joined
Aug 11, 2010
Messages
8,844
Location
Lyecestershyre
Hopefully the last time he plays for us, unless he plays the last game and gets taken off to get his applause.
 

Hugh Jass

Shave Dass
Joined
Apr 16, 2016
Messages
11,323
Very poor. Looks finished and is collecting his pension, except his pension is 300k a week.
 

phepheshane

New Member
Newbie
Joined
Sep 10, 2015
Messages
336
Location
Cybertron
Depends on your opinion, if you're of the opinion he is shit then he won't prove you wrong, if you think he's great then he will prove you wrong.
Thought there was a decent player still lurking under the average performances but today has effectively killed my hopes for him as a top player.
 

Djemba-Djemba

Full Member
Joined
Dec 19, 2007
Messages
21,539
Location
Manchester
I'd be staggered if another Premiership club was stupid enough to sign Rooney.

He's absolutely nowhere good enough for this level of football. He'd struggle in America.
 

Sp00ks11

New Member
Joined
Dec 28, 2014
Messages
1,565
Location
Old Trafford
Atleast Mourinho is flushing this turd, the fact Rooney very rarely starts for us is brilliant. Can't wait until Fellaini is getting the same treatment.
 

RedDevilCanuck

Quite dreamy - blue eyes, blond hair, tanned skin
Joined
Feb 22, 2007
Messages
8,451
Location
The GTA
Bad miss. But better than Mata, Mkhitaryan, martial and lingard today.

For those saying he was 1 out of ten we had worse performers who are in the prime of their careers.
 

Jazz

Just in case anyone missed it. I don't like Mount.
Joined
Feb 11, 2014
Messages
31,099
Worst fecking contract ever. Part of our decline post-SAF, sadly. He's been one of the constants since SAF, and the worst captain we have ever had.

Not going to blame him though - all on the club for making that daft decision in the first place. Glazers and Woodward completely deserve everything bad he's given.
 

Devil may care

New Member
Joined
Jan 7, 2010
Messages
35,976
He was like Grandpa Simposn today, spent most of his time grumblng and scowling, just offers nothing now.
 

Garethw

scored 25-30 goals a season as a right footed RW
Joined
Feb 7, 2005
Messages
17,042
Location
England:
Atleast Mourinho is flushing this turd, the fact Rooney very rarely starts for us is brilliant. Can't wait until Fellaini is getting the same treatment.
The trouble is the turd won't flush. Maybe Fellaini can serve some sort of purpose and use his barnet as a plunger?
 

Ixion

Full Member
Joined
Apr 11, 2003
Messages
15,275
Bad miss. But better than Mata, Mkhitaryan, martial and lingard today.

For those saying he was 1 out of ten we had worse performers who are in the prime of their careers.
I could have sworn Mata just came back from surgery.
 

Cooksen

The Millennium Falcao
Joined
Apr 25, 2013
Messages
8,389
Location
Land Down Under
He doesn't have to retire. He just has to find a suitable league and team.

A serious question: how is the Australian League? I remember Alessandro Del Piero spent 2 years over there? I would assume that Rooney would prefer to play somewhere 'similar' to where he lives - doesn't need to learn the language. And I think MLS is probably too fast of a league for him?
The Australian league is decent for what you expect, some players are a bit crap and some touches are a bit crap but Rooney would look good there.

But his wage demands would be too high as Del Piero had the highest wage of any footballer in any code at 2.5 million aud a year and rooney would want a lot more then that.
 

RedMaestro

Full Member
Joined
Dec 21, 2016
Messages
1,496
No if he took care of his body more he wouldn't have declined as that. Ronaldo started early and still performing at the highest level possible and how giving help to another play makes him decline more in such a way ?

The guy can't even dribble.
But Rooney and Ronaldo have different styles. Some players drop in quality when they lose speed and some decline because they 'burn out'.

But you're right about that he'd probably be better if he'd taken care of himself but I still think that he wouldn't be so good after 30 no matter what he did, since he always gave 'maximum performances'. The only difference is that his decline would have started at this age, rather than a few years ago. Still pretty early compared to other players. Totti retires at 40.

But you're probably right. Maybe I'm a bit 'forgiving' because of how much he's contributed in the past. I still hope he'll find a suitable league to be able to end his career 'on top'.
 

el3mel

New Member
Joined
Oct 23, 2016
Messages
43,736
Location
Egypt
But Rooney and Ronaldo have different styles. Some players drop in quality when they lose speed and some decline because they 'burn out'.

But you're right about that he'd probably be better if he'd taken care of himself but I still think that he wouldn't be so good after 30 no matter what he did, since he always gave 'maximum performances'. The only difference is that his decline would have started at this age. Still pretty early compared to other players. Totti retires at 40.

But you're probably right. Maybe I'm a bit 'forgiving' because of how much he's contributed in the past. I still hope he'll find a suitable league to be able to end his career 'on top'.
I just can't find any probable excuse for a player dropping at such age to this form. 31 years old he should be at least giving 2 or 3 years not this. Giggs at 35 years was winning PFA player of the year and Scholes was a part of title winning team the year before his retirement. Both started very early and played at tough positions in the field.

There's really no excuse for Rooney for his decline as this.
 

togg

Full Member
Joined
Jul 21, 2001
Messages
8,425
Location
Shaken, and very stirred......
Sadly....and I say sadly because he's been immense for this club during our successful years and I've always been a huge supporter since he's given us all his years to United regardless of the controversies...but...he's totally finished at this level.....However, no doubt could earn half a million a week in China. I know what I would do in his shoes.....!
 

RedMaestro

Full Member
Joined
Dec 21, 2016
Messages
1,496
The Australian league is decent for what you expect, some players are a bit crap and some touches are a bit crap but Rooney would look good there.

But his wage demands would be too high as Del Piero had the highest wage of any footballer in any code at 2.5 million aud a year and rooney would want a lot more then that.
Ah ok. Forgot about the wage demands. :)
I believe Podolski is going to Japan, how much do they pay over there?
 

Garethw

scored 25-30 goals a season as a right footed RW
Joined
Feb 7, 2005
Messages
17,042
Location
England:
It's funny, I thought he'd transition into a really good central midfielder in his twilight years once his physical attributes started to dwindle.

Rooney is one of my favourite ever United players. He's been a fantastic servant and I hate to see the abuse he gets on here, but it is time for him to go.
 

RedMaestro

Full Member
Joined
Dec 21, 2016
Messages
1,496
I just can't find any probable excuse for a player dropping at such age to this form. 31 years old he should be at least giving 2 or 3 years not this. Giggs at 35 years was winning PFA player of the year and Scholes was a part of title winning team the year before his retirement. Both started very early and played at tough positions in the field.

There's really no excuse for Rooney for his decline as this.
Well there's one simple thing to think about and that's genetics. It's like some people smoke, drink and do basically every 'bad' thing and they live to be 100 and others can take care of their bodies, avoiding everything that's not good for the body and they can die pretty early. Sometimes it's just about luck.

I really don't know.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.