He's just fecking awful.
10
Season Average Rating
- Appearances
- 39
- Goals
- 8
- Assists
- 10
- Yellow cards
- 8
- Status
Stop giving the ball away!!
Dispossessed three times in a row within the space of thirty seconds. May well be the most technically deficient number ten in the league.
We go again.
He's so shit it's unbelievable.
Rooney playing for that rarely-given 1 on the ratings.
Mind boggling how he's still on the pitch.
He also tried his (second(?)) starfish dive in the last one.
Rooney has a serious case of small man syndrome today.....
I've never seen anything like it, that was an absolutely ludicrous display of football in his own half.
Never mind if it end ups being a shit performance from Rooney or not, did we seriously sign Miki to sit on the fecking bench?!
He's got a serious case of shit footballer syndrome.
At this rate, if you put me in a game, I think I can put a better performance than Rooney can.
Jose, I'm ready.
Jose, I'm ready.
It feels like we try and play around Rooney, with players actively avoiding passing to him in the build up play. Does anyone else see this?
He just gets in the way, he drops to occupy the space of the midifelders to do an inferior job, leaving the striker isolated, he offers nothing.
good lord he's so shit it beggars belief even his 5 yards pass seems to be in slomo
It's a good job Ibra likes to play as both a 10 and a 9. He kind of replaces the absent creativity behind him...as much as that shouldn't make sense.
30 yard pass to nobody from behind the circle, possession lost cheaply
Really starting to believe there is this fecking clause.
He actually looks out of shape. Was blowing out of his arse after ten mins
Good captaining there with Fellaini.
F'n garbage. Sorry. Genuinely s-t thus far.
It's not like we don't have better options to replace him as well. It's a mystery why he still gets picked
Donkey !
How many times has he given it away.
Fecking useless honestly. He's given away the ball almost every time he's got it.
Mourinho is scared to drop him!
Absolutely shocking performance so far, once more.
He'll somehow fluke another goal or assist and the usual suspects will claim he was excellent & everyone else has an agenda against him.
Utterly useless. Brings nothing to the side. Playing on his reputation. Should be sitting his fat arse on the bench.
He literally just intercepted Ibrahimovic's pass 
He has a great view of the match.
Hes playing exactly as he always has for a long for time. No one else has done anything to take the attention from him yet
He's done some special things in this game, being mugged of the ball 3 times in 30 seconds being the most special of them all.
There's a lot of potensial for a new lowlight-video... lol
I'm not making it this time.
I'm not making it this time.
He just has to go.
Do it! You can be the new Giflord
disgusting
Too slow to be a key player.
Fecking scuffed that shot as well
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