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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
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I just look forward to hearing about what happens when someone tries to break into his house in Manchester
Mkhitaryan and Zlatan would be a deadly combo. Even though I would prefer Mahrez and Griezmann.
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Been contemplating this for a while... How would I do this? Notifying a mod?Maybe a namechange would top it?
unless you're a fan of LvH
He will also bring the arrogance and positivity we desperately need to challenge for the league title.
You tried.
You have to make a thread in the general.
Ah, thanks.
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Get it done!
In an absolute garbage-tier league.53 games, 52 goals and 16 assists
Best thing are the quotes about Rashford
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"Metal rapist"
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It's literally the perfect signing if we want to keep a striker spot for Rashford.
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Huge opportunity for us to win the league imo. Mourinho knows the league inside out and as last year showed a team with a bit of spark and consistency can do it. Conte and Pep are new to the league so they will definitely have a dodgy start or a few dodgy spells on the way whilst Mourinho will be ready for the different difficulties.
Martial, Rashford, Rooney, Ibra, Memphis, Lingard is a fecking great set of attacking players, probably could do with another winger. Mourinho's biggest task will be to build a balanced midfield who will provide enough assist for our strikers and solid defence.
Martial, Rashford, Rooney, Ibra, Memphis, Lingard is a fecking great set of attacking players, probably could do with another winger. Mourinho's biggest task will be to build a balanced midfield who will provide enough assist for our strikers and solid defence.
He is right because:
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Mkhitaryan is very expensive but Mitrahkyan - his cousin who works for a bakery in Instambul- is available as a free agent like Zlatan.
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I did my best.
I think Rooney is past it, but I think he'll be a starter for us next season.
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Zlatan with Rooney as second striker will be interesting. Especially with Martial on the left he is going to get assists galore. It has a pretty high chance of spectacularly face planting though, so the club has to be wary.
It always goes well
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That's hodorable.Is the bakery any good? Might be worth a punt.
Rivals fans saying it'll be a waste of money... The amount the club will make back from various deals it'll work out pretty cheap. It doesn't get much lower risk than this one. We have Rooney, Rashford and Martial to play up top if he turns out shite.
As with Mourinho, jealousy setting in. It's brilliant.
What will this mean for Rashford? Coming on as an impact sub or will he play out wide?
Will still get plenty of games as a starter. Ibra is 34 and obviously can't play every single game.
Rashford has been brilliant, but let's not forget he's only 18 years old.
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There will be many games to rotate. Europa League games too. Zlatan is 34 so won't start every single match.
It really doesn't in the grand scheme of things.
If we beat the other 15 teams home and away we win the league. SAF teams won the league a few times whilst being bottom of the 'games against the top 4' league which by itself means dick.
We had a fantastic record against the top teams last season and finished 5th with a whimper.
Suarez is often credited with leading Liverpool to within a cnut hair of a league championship and his record against the top teams was shite.
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