Scousers would know it's their time to win everything, and cosmos had finally found order.
Then they don't win, and he blames everyone. And they blame everyone else.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition
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Then they don't win, and he blames everyone. And they blame everyone else.
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Klopp would be absolutely insane to take the Liverpool job if it came available.
Blimey, nearly fighting with your imaginary fellow fans, things are getting serious. 
offered him his specs...."do you fecking want these" FFS
If Klopp wanted the Liverpool job, Klopp would have been Liverpool manager for a while already.
A@A - <clap, clap> ''well played lads, great effort''
Bloke - (lightheartedly) ''I think you might need a borrow of these, pal''
A@A - ''as a true warrior of RAWK I am now beholden to avenge & deny in equal measure, a sign of providence, the clouds are scudding across the starlit night above us, casting both doom & shadow over the red castle on the hill, we do not walk alone, you will now pay for those shameful words of treacherous disloyalty with a knuckle sandwich''
Steward - ''he's fecked off mate, are you alright?''
Bloke - (lightheartedly) ''I think you might need a borrow of these, pal''
A@A - ''as a true warrior of RAWK I am now beholden to avenge & deny in equal measure, a sign of providence, the clouds are scudding across the starlit night above us, casting both doom & shadow over the red castle on the hill, we do not walk alone, you will now pay for those shameful words of treacherous disloyalty with a knuckle sandwich''
Steward - ''he's fecked off mate, are you alright?''
My thoughts exactly , I would imagine they will go for a Gary Monk or Koemen level manager , whether they would take it is another question . It does seem a bit of a poisoned chalice just now . Hopefully many meltdowns ahead .
Let them lose on Sunday, let them carry on being shit until they put in a worldie performance at the Etihad.
I wonder what sort of package they could offer a manager taking over now?
They've backed Rodgers hugely these last few years and he's left them with a very average squad. Could they offer the same funds again?
More 'Modern Life is Rubbish' stuff from Andy's thread, which is titled (I kid you not) 'You Booing Inbred Wankers':
I don't see it like that. Come Sunday and they can be 8 points off the top. Even if a new manager comes in and they punch above their weight I don't see them being genuine contenders with the current quality of the squad.
Besides it took Klopp 3 years to make Dortmund champions, the previous two they finished 5th and 6th. It's a "process" not overnight success and there is absolutely no guarantee his methods will work in Prem.
It will require Mourinho type of manager for an immediate success and I'm sure Jose wouldn't touch that job even with bluetooth...
I can`t see them going on a big spending spree again so looks like they could be stuck with Lovren , Skrtel ,Sakho and Toure at the back , midfield isn`t much to speak of and Benteke , Ings and Sturridge (when fit) will struggle in my opinion with what is behind them . Exciting times ahead methinks
I wonder what sort of package they could offer a manager taking over now?
They've backed Rodgers hugely these last few years and he's left them with a very average squad. Could they offer the same funds again?
Nah, they don't have a Suarez or Torres to beast them like in previous years-draw or Everton win!Sadly it's Everton-Liverpool, they've a history of fecking up against Liverpool when playing better than them recently
The silver lining of that of course being that the better result Liverpool get, the longer Brentan stays
I've asked three Liverpool fans and they all want Liverpool to lose this weekend so Rodgers gets nearer to the chop. I now want them to win haha.
Archive photograph of Liverpool fans in the Rose and Crown
We should invite A@A here.
I think they could offer the same funds, but I'm not sure they will, at least not to start with. I really can't see them getting someone like Klopp or Ancelotti to take the job in their current state, and I think the owners will have huge concerns about giving another manager below that caliber the sort of funds Rodgers has been afforded. The problem they'll have then, of course, is that the incredibly average squad Rodgers has assembled has massive gaps that need plugging, and the new manager will be left in the lurch, somewhat like Hodgson was, with minimal funds available. If Rodgers goes, I wouldn't be overly surprised if his immediate replacement is also gone by Christmas 2016.
I wonder what sort of package they could offer a manager taking over now?
They've backed Rodgers hugely these last few years and he's left them with a very average squad. Could they offer the same funds again?
With the new Premier League deal next season I'd imagine they'll have £50-60m a season to spend unless their owners start taking dividends etc, provided they don't allow their wages to inflate massively with the new money (which is to some degree inevitable). The problem isn't in the funds they can spend, it's in the wages they can offer. They are always going to be a tier below the top 4 in England, which means that they'll be shopping in the tier below.
The only difference with the new TV deal is that they'll be better able to compete with European clubs. They should be able to blow the likes of Dortmund, Juventus, Atletico Madrid etc away in terms of salary/fee. However a lot of player's regardless of the salary will choose the aforementioned clubs anyway due to the Champions League.
Naturally though all other Premier League clubs have these funds also, so buying player's from the likes of Swansea/So'ton will be increasingly difficult and likewise they may come up against mid table PL clubs who're willing to also spend £20-25m on players, pushing fee's for mediocre players up even further.
Andy@Allerton is fecking brilliant.
Guardian comment section for the game last night:
Nope. Tried to recruit him but no luck. The newbie stage of the Caf is a bit intimidating for many people.
He could go sweat-lodge drumming with peterstorey.
We should invite A@A here.
A@A has been here in the distant past, he's either banned or hates us all. Probably both.
I heard he was here at one point.
We should invite A@A here.
He probably saw our thread about half & half scarves and pissed off.
Surely we could fast track him
I need context of that!
We should invite A@A here.
whenever I am in bad mood, I open this thread.Incredible!Guardian comment section for the game last night:
If the modmins would agree with that, I can contact him. Although, I always think that skipping the newbie stage is a bad thing and doesn't prepare you to not get banned later.
Everytime we discuss Andy, someone says 'Oh, we should get him here', and some old timer says 'Oh, but he was already here and banned' and others go 'Haha, funny lol'.
Write a poem for Everton Andy. Rooney apparently is writing one already.
Write a poem for Everton Andy. Rooney apparently is writing one already.
One of his first video commentaries was actually the derby last year:
An Everton win would be a good way to mark the anniversary of his vids.
I thought he was Manchester United fan? He tweets a lot of positive stuff about us.
Definitely an Evertonian.