RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

[okLaptop1]

"It shows how far Manchester United have fallen that they have two talentless losers like Jones and Smalling playing for them."

Fallen all the way to the top of the table? Strange time to make such comments.

 

[Amethyst]

When we lose RAWK comes out with the 'hahaha- back to normality your domination is over, la' stuff and when we win and are playing well it's 'worst United team ever', 'Premier League is weak' and/or they just start making up stuff that no one has ever said.

They aren't winning any titles.

This Martial kid has made a few of us who mocked his transfer look a tad foolish, for now - But Januzaj was the next Messi a few years back.

I don't believe anyone has ever said that one here, if they had they probably would have been laughed at. But don't let fachts get in the way of your rant.

Utd's defence is utterly wank. Like...As wank as ours.

But it's not though is it? We've conceded the joint fewest goals in the league and Liverpool have let in near double. Smalling has been one of the best centre backs in the league for a year or so and Darmian and Shaw have been excellent.

But yeah. feck Chevrolet FC

Good one.

Smalling not as good as Sakho or never will be.

Possibly would have Shaw over Moreno but hard to say with the limited game time he's seen for them.

How generous, ask neutral fans who's better and it would be a landslide for Shaw.

 

[Mindhunter]

Possibly would have Shaw over Moreno but hard to say with the limited game time he's seen for them.

No wonder Shaw's stock has risen since his injury.

 

[JPRouve]

Smalling not as good as Sakho or never will be.

I'm sorry but you have to be the dumbest human being ever to say something like that.

 

[prath92]

Moreno is a LB who will end up being sold to a midtable la liga team in 2-3 years.

 

[Tyrion]

I'm sorry but you have to be the dumbest human being ever to say something like that.

Or just someone who hasn't watched a United game* in 5 years or more.

* (Or a Liverpool game)

 

[Archie Leach]

Or just someone who hasn't watched a United game* in 5 years or more.

* (Or a Liverpool game)

That's not quite true. You lot were shitting on Smalling not so long ago.

 

[JPRouve]

That's not quite true. You lot were shitting on Smalling not so long ago.

The problem is Sakho, he has never been at Smalling level when the latter was fit, which I suppose was the main source of grievance.

 

[Wumminator]

That's not quite true. You lot were shitting on Smalling not so long ago.

Yes we were. Literally a few months ago.

 

[dasty]

I'm sorry but you have to be the dumbest human being ever to say something like that.

I'm sure you can always find dumber ones in scouseland. Never underestimate them.

 

[kouroux]

No danger would Giroud be ahead of Martial. Giroud is absolute mince. Walcott is better than him ffs.

Assuming Shaw isn't counted as he's out for the season, I'd go with

De Gea
Bellerin - Smalling - Koscielny - Darmian
Bastian - Schneiderlin
Ozil - Mata - Sanchez
Martial​

Is that confirmed ?

 

[marukomu]

Andy@Allerton reckons we beat Huddersfield last night. Only 2-1 as well.

 

[shabadu84]

Yes we were. Literally a few months ago.

Most people wanted us to get that big world class CB to pair with Smalling, not replace him. Since the sending off last year vs City, when most waned him gone, he's improved tremendously in reputation. By the end of last season, he was clearly our best defender.

 

[Ish]

That's not quite true. You lot were shitting on Smalling not so long ago.

I'll exempt myself from that Archie. Always loved Smalling , but yeah, he's been criticised, mainly for being injury prone and unreliable iirc.

But yeah, hope he maintains fitness throughout the season.


Anyway, on topic:
That Shaw---Moreno comment though

 

[Verminator]

So Smalling was catching flack when he was underperforming, and now he is getting praised for being one of the best defenders in the country.
Will people just pick a side, an stick to it regardless? !

 

[Revan]

Andy@Allerton reckons we beat Huddersfield last night. Only 2-1 as well.

He is always on trolling-mode, to be fair. It is not that he's serious in his posts, more banter than anything else.

 

[Revan]

So Smalling was catching flack when he was underperforming, and now he is getting praised for being one of the best defenders in the country.
Will people just pick a side, an stick to it regardless? !

It's Twigginater. He must deal in absolutes.

 

[Verminator]

It's Twigginater. He must deal in absolutes.

Well I suppose you get less splinters than sitting on the fence. I havent even decided if Rooney can turn it roundor not!

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

Amazing how every year they have better players, managers, coaches and fans than us but still manage to finish behind us most years.

 

[Verminator]

Amazing how every year they have better players, managers, coaches and fans than us but still manage to finish behind us most years.

Korrupshun lar!

 

[Bwuk]

Is that confirmed ?

Nah but everything is saying he'll be back able to train about April time so wouldn't imagine hell feature except perhaps a cameo.

 

[RetroStu]

Anyone notice how Andy@Allerton dissapeared for most of the post Fergie years, but has come back just as it LOOKS like we might be coming good again?.

I just wonder if those old rumours about him being a Utd fan were actually true, it would explain why a lot of Rawkites seem to ignore his posts these days.

 

[gooDevil]

It's Twigginater. He must deal in absolutes.

He must be a Sith. Only Siths deal in absolutes. Absolutely. I can absolutely tell you that absolutely *only* a Sith would make an absolute statement.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

He must be a Sith. Only Siths deal in absolutes. Absolutely. I can absolutely tell you that absolutely *only* a Sith would make an absolute statement.

Ewan Kenobi

 

[Alex99]

I love it when RAWK do squad comparisons when we're clearly head and shoulders better than them. They inevitably end up in unanimous agreement that they'd take one player and maybe one other, but the rest of their squad is far better than ours, despite them sitting in 9th and us in 1st.

 

[Sky1981]

Spoiler

LOL. I probably shouldn't, but lol

 

[JoaquinJoaquin]

Amazing how every year they have better players, managers, coaches and fans than us but still manage to finish behind us most years.

Leagues corrupt mate.

 

[Feedingseagulls]

Never forget:

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That's just so wrong! Brenda would probably have him as first choice centre-back.

 

[gooDevil]

Benteke>Martial
Coutinho>Rooney
Sterling>Memphis
Milner>Carrick
Henderson>Schneiderlin...

 

[K2K]

Benteke>Martial
Coutinho>Rooney
Sterling>Memphis
Milner>Carrick
Henderson>Schneiderlin...

Bogdan> De Gea

 

[Chesterlestreet]

Anyone notice how Andy@Allerton dissapeared for most of the post Fergie years, but has come back just as it LOOKS like we might be coming good again?.

I just wonder if those old rumours about him being a Utd fan were actually true, it would explain why a lot of Rawkites seem to ignore his posts these days.

It's always a possibility with the more loony of them. But in his case, I doubt it - or at least I hope it's not the case, for more than one reason. If he's a parody, he's wasted large portions of his life writing up RAWK posts. In one sense, that is even worse than actually being an insane RAWKite.

 

[Butty19]

Benteke>Martial
Coutinho>Rooney
Sterling>Memphis
Milner>Carrick
Henderson>Schneiderlin...

Dole>employment

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Bogdan> De Gea

Isn't he one of those little schoolboy meerkats from the comparethemarket adverts?

Bogdan that is, not Dave.

 

[gooDevil]

Dole>employment

Might be true if the only work you're fit for is two weeks of McDonalds before being fired for having sex with the mayonnaise jar.

 

[iHicksy]

Just drawn at home 1-1 with the mighty Sion in Europe. Prepare yourselves for thread-locks and "a draw is always a good result in europe" and how "If you think about it, the Europa league is tougher than the CL because of the amount of unknown teams" etc.

 

[20solskjaer]

Isn't he one of those little schoolboy meerkats from the comparethemarket adverts?

Bogdan that is, not Dave.

 

[Feedingseagulls]

Llamas>>Meerkats

 

[Phurry]

This has to be one of us, surely?

Good result that. This team hasn't played together much, and coming up against a team with such determination and drive as Sion was always going go be difficult. We showed good character and desire to create a few chances to score the second and win it, but we just didn't get that wee bit of luck. We'll shift our attention and focus to Sunday, and try to rebuild and restart our season from there.

 

[SteveJ]

Before the match:

We're going to twat these Lindt loving c*nts.

We're gonna be iron like a lion in Sion.

Gang of holey cheese making, Toblerone chomping, euthanasia loving, daft fecking penknife owners with about 90% shite that you'd never use in a normal lifetime, can go feck themselves. The red army has got 40,000 voices backing it up. What have these feckers got? A stupid fecking tool for getting gravel out of a horse's shoe? We'll twat these c*nts.

 

[Maagge]

This has to be one of us, surely?

Nah, that's Brendan.