RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

[United again!]

Talk me through this graph..?

 

[Bwuk]

Remember last season when they were telling us Markovic was one of the brightest prospects in world football?

 

[Pexbo]

Odds on Firmino being sold or loaned within the next 18 months?

 

[Gopher Brown]

Talk me through this graph..?

They look at what Liverpool have done in their matches then pretend like that's the true measure of greatness, so Liverpool come top of the moral league.

Eg. 10 points for scoring a dodgy offside goal, 20 points for hitting the bar and post within 30s of each other, 3 goals for every 1 scored from outside the area, 5 points for sentimentality of fans...

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

We'll win this.

How?

 

[Ryan7]

Not RAWK, but I had to post this exchange:

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[Mciahel Goodman]

Coutinho gone, this will be epic

 

[Stookie]

Can't wait for Jimmy Liddles view on it later on.

 

[FC Ronaldo]

Coutinho now misses the Utd match too!

 

[buckooo1978]

Coutinho now misses the Utd match too!

cool

now we just have to worry about Adam Lallaldo, the Welsh Xavi and future WPOTY Firmino

 

[FC Ronaldo]

cool

now we just have to worry about Adam Lallaldo, the Welsh Xavi and future WPOTY Firmino

Haven't they been saving Jordan Iniesta for this match too?

 

[Treble]

Liverpool back to shitness.

 

[Amethyst]

Back in business.

 

[Stringer]

Here we go...

 

[Raw]

Rev up them quotes boys.

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

Can't wait for Jimmy Liddles view on it later on.

YNFA!

 

[rednev]

Business as usual.

 

[Sky1981]

This gonna be goooooooooooooood!

 

[Señor]

Warm it up, boys.

 

[Mali_Zeus]

I thought they look better at the back this season.

 

[Ish]

Where's them popcorn.gifs?

 

[royboy16]

Coutinho now misses the Utd match too!

They have their excuses ready so if we beat them that it would have been a different outcome if he was playing..

 

[Trizy]

Go on then, someome kick it off

 

[thejtrain]

They have their excuses ready so if we beat them that it would have been a different outcome if he was playing..

You'd think. The excuse will rather be like: "Whiskey nose got our Philipo sent off - the pact with the Satan still exists!".

 

[Florida Man]

I'm banning myself from this thread

Poor soul could only last a few minutes in the post match thread

 

[marukomu]

Admire this guy's sense of humour.

We controlled the game magnificently but we let ourselves down with one or two lapses in concentration. We're a young team and we'll go away and learn from this.

Just need a new defence, midfield and attack, should be good to go.
Well played West Ham. Had a simple game plan that baffled Rodgers.

If only we had over £200 million to spend on transfers the past few season......O wait

 

[Riz]

Shit on a stick. Absolute shit on a stick. Worse than shit ona stick. A mediocre, runny, watery, smeary shit on a mediocre sized stick. Mediocre. That is the operative word here.

I think he's trying to communicate.

 

[Trizy]

I think he's trying to communicate.

That is by far the best thing I've ever heard from RAWK

 

[DJ Jeff]

Locked their United thread with zero explanation. Sore losing twats

 

[Riz]

The biggest question mark for me is why, when we are 2-0 down to West Ham at home, do we have to completely scrap our plan, go back to a 3-4-3 which killed out attacking play last season, and leave 3 centre-backs on the pitch? Just swapping Gomez for Moreno would have done fine.

To which the reply was:

Too simple for Brendan

 

[11101]

Normal service resumes

They should really be sitting on 3 draws and a loss if the referees were competent in the slightest.

 

[Cooksen]

 

[montpelier]

Apart from our attack, defence, tactics, passing, movement, shooting, heading, tackling, blocking, pressing and manegement, I thought we looked alright there.

 

[Parry Gallister]

Today on Coutinho -
« Reply #566 on: Today at 06:17:14 AM »

you couldn't be negative if you tried

I tell you what... if everyone on the entire team was playing as well as Phil, I reckon we'd walk the league and Europe

And even then... he has plenty of room to get even better! How exciting is that

Later -

« Reply #598 on: Today at 05:16:20 PM »

The strain is already showing really, his body language has been one of a frustrated chap.. He boiled over today.

 

[Moriarty]

First West Ham win at Anfield for 50 years, so the Guardian says. Hurst and Peters were in the last side to win there.

 

[R'hllor]

What he says about Liverpoo fans at the end of that clip? "Liverpool fans watch him smile at you..." You see Jeff trying to hide after?

 

[clarkydaz]

outstanding. After the massacre at Stoke now its a lean 3 to West Ham. Babysteps...next year la

 

[Mindhunter]

Rodgers is such a fraud. It's clear how he got top 2 that year. Suarez.

 

[marukomu]

This one has some sense. He'll be banned later.

Said it after we got 6 points from 6:

This is the worst team we've had for 23 years. Despite spending 200m odd we are completely at the mercy of Sturridge's fitness for goals and on Coutinho's form for creativity.

Take those 2 players out and all you have is a mid table team. Mid table teams sometimes lose to the likes of West Ham 3 0 at home. It's no real surprise.

People were so happy after the first 2 games but it was completely ridiculous. We were absolutely tumescent in those 2 games, playing some of the worst "football"since the Roy Hodgson days. Like last season, when we had something like 6 consecutive clean sheets, if you keep playing awful football and getting lucky then don't expect it to last.

We've scored 2 goals in 4 games, one which shouldn't have stood. There's no goal threat, no creativity, a bunch of central midfielders which are all workers and runners but offer little apart from that and a dodgy center back partnership that have an error in them.

This season is going to make the last one look ok in comparison.

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

RAWK before the West Ham Game :

2-0 to the Reds

I'm predicting a 3-0. Firmino's first, Benteke's Second and James Milner at the death.

Prediction: 3-0 (Coutinho, Benteke, Milner)

3-0

2 or 3-0 for me

4-1

6-0

Think this might be our breakout game. 4-0

3-0 to the Reds

I'll go for a 3-0 - Benteke, Firmino, Skrtel

we're gonna batter this lot. 4-0.

we'll batter em

West Ham are shite. 3-0 to the redmen

Slaven Bilic is an arrogant prick. Time to teach him a lesson

RAWK after the West Ham Game :

4th season and our manager still can't organise/get our defense up to standard

We're not going to win anything under Rodgers

Okay, losing faith now, weres the difference between this and 6-1 Stoke

Can we get Klopp please ?

First loss to West Ham at Anfield since 1963

Dirty bastards being dirty. Friend is shocking ref

£250m spent! We can't score or defend. The man is fecking clueless.

Am actually beginning to think Rodgers is clueless

Benteke is looking like Ballotelli

Got to give it them, quite a few predicted a 3-0 scoreline