RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

montpelier

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Andy's taking it well. They're both his.

Annoyed we lost, but the hilarity remains. That's easily the worst Manchester United team I've seen in over 30 years of going to the game.

They are abysmal. Without the ref they wouldn't have had a single shot on goal in over 90 minutes of play.

They are piss poor, easily the worst team we've played in any competition this year. They look pretty poor on TV, but when you see them live. My word. No wonder their fans are so utterly pissed off.

Getting beaten today felt like being turned over by Telford United or Stalybridge Town. They are shocking.

So although we've lost, we've inflicted Van Gaal on them for at least another season, so there's that..
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5 more years. It's only when you actually see your lot live that you realise just how gash you are.

If we could score in a brothel, the result would have been different. But you could have nipped off for half an hour, had a few bevvies, a couple of pies and stuck our entire team in your penno area and let us have 300 shots and we'd still have fecking missed.
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GloryHunter07

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I think a lot in here only see a game by the result, at least looking at the pages that is how it reads.
They were shit, we were good, and they won.
So you want to buy a whole new team.
Not going to happen, shouldn't happen, and doesn't need to happen.

Find it incomprehensible how much perfection some of you seem to expect from a performance, judging by the ebullient misery in your posts. We lost to a bunch of shite sneaky c*nts. feck them.
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Makes a lot of sense tbf, apart from the last bit.
 

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Today was the very first game my 7 year old daughter watched. Full 90 mins, trying to understand the nuances about the beautiful game from her old man.

We sang YAWN together at the start. I tried to transmit my enthusiasm, love for the club with every kick and pass and every shot on goal. We clapped, we cheered, we shouted at the screen - i made her hate that big haired No. 27 and that Shrek looking fella.

She kept saying, "Daddy i love that Liverpool players, get up and play, they dont cry and they dont cheat, but why wont they score Daddy .."

As expected with a kid her age, she lost all confidence when we conceded and her head hung. I kept explaining her, THIS IS WHEN we support - THIS is what it means to YAWN. Comeon baby, BELIEVE!

She kept saying, no she didnt. I kept saying, YES BABY - BELIEVE! And then for the last 3 minutes i said, BABY YOU MUST SAY - YOU BELIEVE!

And she did, she shouted the entire added 3 mins "I BELIEVE DADDY!" ... and we lost. And she cried her eyes out.
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prateik

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As expected with a kid her age, she lost all confidence when we conceded and her head hung. I kept explaining her, THIS IS WHEN we support - THIS is what it means to YAWN. Comeon baby, BELIEVE!

She kept saying, no she didnt. I kept saying, YES BABY - BELIEVE! And then for the last 3 minutes i said, BABY YOU MUST SAY - YOU BELIEVE!

And she did, she shouted the entire added 3 mins "I BELIEVE DADDY!" ... and we lost. And she cried her eyes out.
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Wtf
 

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She kept saying, no she didnt. I kept saying, YES BABY - BELIEVE! And then for the last 3 minutes i said, BABY YOU MUST SAY - YOU BELIEVE!
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My wife saw this on my screen and asked me if porn websites are not enough for me anymore, and whether i am into porn literature now...
 

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Like that Eminem song, 'When I'm Gone', when he's talking about Hailie.
 

Wumminator

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That is genuinely the best RAWK post ever.

"Daddy, why do I have to watch this, why are you rocking back and forth in your chair saying "I believe" and why do we not like that man when he's outside tescos asking for pennies but we support him when he manages Liverpool?"
 

OnlyTwoDaSilvas

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Jesus wept. Why do they all turn into tortured artists at times like this? Why do they write things like that? They are the only fans to do it, I am certain. I've never seen it anywhere else. If someone on the caf wrote some fantastical poem about Ander Herrera, or wrote anything akin to the unhinged scouser and his probably-made-up daughter, they'd be laughed off the internet.

Their bizarre fan-fiction is really fecking weird.
 
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