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My god Rishi
Inspiring man.Tweet
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If only he could spell Switch (1:19)Tweet
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His staff is young and went to tory funded schools. Cut them some slack.If only he could spell Switch (1:19)
Harsh on ball sacks.He's got all the charisma of a ruptured bollock.
No thanks. There won't be real change with this incarnation of Labour. They are more Centre right than Cameron in 2010.Tweet
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You mean calling the election?- furlough scheme
- planes to Rwanda
- smoking ban
- record spending on NHS (citation required)
- improved childhood literacy (citation required)
- scrapping green energy targets
Apparently Rishi has done lots to make the world a better place for our children. That's me persuaded. I'm off to drink some more paint and then vote Tory because only they can be trusted to run our country mmm yummy paint vote tory stop the botes painty painty paint yum.
You mean calling the election?
Surely more centre right means they're left of CameronNo thanks. There won't be real change with this incarnation of Labour. They are more Centre right than Cameron in 2010.
Will be great to see the back of the Tories. But to what end?
I was only two weeks outI think there's a high chance that the Tories will call an election for the Spring rather than the autumn..
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Very good.Can only get better being blaired out!
Thank youVery good.
The hero we deserve.Tweet
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Oh my god that would be so funny!Tweet
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Honestly it would almost be worth enduring a few more months of Tory rule, just on the basis that if they do that they will obliterate whatever remnants of public support they are still clinging to - it would be a genuinely existential blow to the Tories.Oh my god that would be so funny!
Absolutely amazing.
"All right now, listen up, my children of a lesser God, you will find a file marked 'snap election drill' on the J Drive, and if you don't know how to access the J Drive, hand in your pass at receptions and go buy some silver body paint and pretend to be a robot on the south bank..."
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Don't worry, she's already been promised a job with the party without that whole accountability at the ballot box thing that gets in the way.So Nathalie Elphicke's career as a Labour MP didn't last very long - 2 weeks and counting - or did it?
Is that definite? I'd read somewhere they're hoping to get at least one off by then and think they can. I guess the number of boats coming over is going to increase massively as summer gets going, so they want to avoid that backdrop.So Sunak's amazing pitch is don't vote Labour because they will not implement my plans?
Rwanda flights can't leave before 4 July, therefore it is Starmer's fault that they will probably never leave.
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