Westminster Politics

[Ekkie Thump]

This is the plonker who thinks you can grow concrete isn't it.

 

[Salt Bailly]

This is the plonker who thinks you can grow concrete isn't it.

You can.

 

[MoskvaRed]

Considering the damage Johnson has done to the UK, getting rid of him for Covid piss ups feels like getting the Yorkshire Ripper for fake licence plates

 

[Jericholyte2]

Considering the damage Johnson has done to the UK, getting rid of him for Covid piss ups feels like getting the Yorkshire Ripper for fake licence plates

Except that’s not what’s got him.

Out as PM - because hundreds of MPs and staffers quit after he lied about knowing about Chris Pincher’s reputation as a sexual predator.

Out as MP - because he’s a coward who jumped before facing a by-election for knowingly misleading Parliament.

 

[Adisa]

Sunak is pathetic.

 

[WPMUFC]

 

[saivet]

Already have had the Tories and Lib Dems starting their campaign in mid-Bedfordshire today

 

[Solius]

Would be interesting to find out what the complaint is, but as someone who's lived in Enfield, if you see what the Tories place as candidates (gems like Ediz Mevlit and Margarget Brady, 100% nuts and vehement all the time), Bambos looks normal in comparison.

Rare to find another one. I was born in Enfield. No longer live there though as it’s a shithole.

 

[TheGame]

Words cannot describe how much I hate this twat.

 

[TheGame]

 

[RedSky]

So nobody knows what she does, hasnt done anything in particular and yet is being made a Lady?

Sounds normal.

 

[Salt Bailly]

 

[SalfordRed18]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Had to scan this a few times before the DNA dropped.

 

[Mart1974]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Had to scan this a few times before the DNA dropped.

Is she Bojo's kid?

 

[Parma Dewol]

Is she Bojo's kid?

At this point who isn’t? Ask yourself the question next time you wake up with wild bed hair.

 

[Badunk]

She looks like him.

 

[Adisa]

 

[That'sHernandez]

Bit late though isn't it? He had no problem doing what Boris told him while he was Chancellor.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

She looks like him.

Well, without coming across like a misogynist, she's either his kid or ex-lover because she has zero experience to become a lifelong peer.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

From Popb!tch last week:

Newsrooms all around Fleet Street have been abuzz with a story this week about an amusing last minute deadline panic at the Daily Mail.

Late last week, Mail editor Ted Verity came into possession of a bombshell photo showing Boris Johnson, his mother, his sister and little baby Wilf out in the open air at No.10. The Mail wrote up a big front page story about how the photo was PROOF that Boris had done no wrong and that the police are conducting a baseless witch hunt against him.

It was all laid out, ready to go to press, when one of the hacks looking over it piped up to ask if the four of them shouldn’t have been much further apart – given that social distancing rules were in place at the time. Sure enough, the picture they were about to splash across their front page not only proved that Boris Johnson broke the rules he put in place, but that he still doesn’t understand them now.

Because the super secret source of the photo, who thought its publication would fully exonerate Boris, was… Boris.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

J'OB can be very annoying but I feel he's smashing it here.

 

[golden_blunder]

She looks like him.

I thought so too

Also got a brother called Owen.

Owen Owen. Bullied much?

 

[Buster15]

Call that fighting.
Honestly I despair at the self centered all about me and fxxk the rest of you politics.
While we are all struggling, Boris and the rest of his support are only interested in whether they are going to get an honour. An honour for doing what exactly. No wonder the country is in such a state.

 

[jeff_goldblum]

In the vast majority of public sector jobs you would get canned immediately if you used your position to get your friends and family jobs. Parliament is an absolute racket of people doling out public money to their partners, siblings and kids but this is another level altogether.

 

[Pexbo]

In the vast majority of public sector jobs you would get canned immediately if you used your position to get your friends and family jobs. Parliament is an absolute racket of people doling out public money to their partners, siblings and kids but this is another level altogether.

Ex school teacher, actual moron and MP since 2019 Jonathon Gullis is now worth £3-5m apparently.

 

[Spark]

Ex school teacher, actual moron and MP since 2019 Jonathon Gullis is now worth £3-5m apparently.

Does he have the most punchable face out of all MPs? Who am I forgetting?

 

[That'sHernandez]

In the vast majority of public sector jobs you would get canned immediately if you used your position to get your friends and family jobs. Parliament is an absolute racket of people doling out public money to their partners, siblings and kids but this is another level altogether.

I don’t know if you work in the public sector, but I do and I can assure you it’s rife and nothing happens.

 

[Pexbo]

Does he have the most punchable face out of all MPs? Who am I forgetting?

JRM

 

[That'sHernandez]

I thought so too

Also got a brother called Owen.

Owen Owen. Bullied much?

Her uncle is Owen Owen, not her brother. The wiki page is that of Allegra, Boris’s ex wife

 

[Spark]

JRM

Yeah fair.

 

[jeff_goldblum]

I don’t know if you work in the public sector, but I do and I can assure you it’s rife and nothing happens.

I do and whilst recruitment isn't perfectly free of opportunities for bias, it's a damn sight better than most workplaces. No-one in the Civil Service, no matter how senior, could just unilaterally decide to hire their spouse or child to work as their assistant like MPs routinely do.

 

[Adisa]

Boris is a low life.

 

[golden_blunder]

Her uncle is Owen Owen, not her brother. The wiki page is that of Allegra, Boris’s ex wife

Ahh ok.

still that name

 

[golden_blunder]

JRM

+100000

 

[Jippy]

From Popb!tch last week:

Wow that's still going? Not seen it in c20 years.

 

[That'sHernandez]

I do and whilst recruitment isn't perfectly free of opportunities for bias, it's a damn sight better than most workplaces. No-one in the Civil Service, no matter how senior, could just unilaterally decide to hire their spouse or child to work as their assistant like MPs routinely do.

Yeah, fair point

 

[Salt Bailly]

Wow that's still going? Not seen it in c20 years.

Popbitch is a national treasure.

 

[Brwned]

Boris is a low life.

He’s undoubtedly a scumbag but isn’t what he’s saying here possibly true?

Sunak is saying the committee got rid of Dorries and co. because of an unspecified reason, he just accept that decision. But it’s been suggested they didn’t qualify because they didn’t follow a procedure, and that’s because Sunak didn’t advise them they needed them to follow that procedure…making it a mere formality for the committee to reject them. I mean, they obviously don’t deserve to be nominated, but it sounds like Sunak dealt with it sneakily, and doesn’t even want to take ownership of that decision. Which if true, it makes him seem a bit weak.

Why not just tell them that being a Boris Johnson sycophant doesn’t qualify you for the House Of Lords? Other than drawing attention to the blatant hypocrisy around the ther nominees…

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

Wow that's still going? Not seen it in c20 years.

It's good fun, take it with a pinch of salt, although it gave the most amazing gossip regarding Liz Truss

 

[Mart1974]

It's good fun, take it with a pinch of salt, although it gave the most amazing gossip regarding Liz Truss

Dry brown eye action?