RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

[clarkydaz]

that sack of shit you have in your team

 

[AltiUn]

This poster is playing with fire

Playing with fire is an understatement

 

[Fener1907]

Better than playing with shit on a stick and thinking it's art.

 

[MrMarcello]

Fess up, Caftards. Who signed up and posted that?

 

[TheNewEra]

that sack of shit you have in your team

What a time to be alive.

 

[ObelOitment Fungentula]

EPL was founded in 92 so it's correct.

Nice of them to give us three years grace. 23 years doesn't seem so bad.

This poster is playing with fire

He'll be first against the wall come the revolution. Well, first after Kelvin MacKenzie, Norman Bettison, Mark Lawrenson, Maggie Thatcher's ghost and Clive Tyldesley.

 

[baanke laal]

scuffle with the usually smug resident gooner

I don't think it's right to predict where anyone will finish next season until all the transfer dealings are done, once it's known who's got who, then predictions make more sense. I mean, Arsenal could lose Sanchez yet.

Think there's a decent chance of that to be honest, and does make me wonder if Vardy is intended to be the replacement. He went there wanting to compete for big trophies and obviously hasn't had that delivered, I could definitely see him going to a Juve or Bayern. Or Man City.

If Sanchez leaves, I can see Coutinho replacing him, he misses winning trophies and probably wants to play in CL, 2 things we can give him that Liverpool cant.

Hold on, who reached two cup finals last season?

You don't get trophies for reaching finals, only for winning them.

yes, but two cup finals for us last season compared to zero for you indiciates we were a lot closer to winning a trophy...

But Coutinho has never won anything in his time at Liverpool, he must look at Sanchez and think, 2 years, 1 fa cup, 2 community shields, 1 copa America. I want some of that.

When did Arsenal win the Copa America?

2 Community Shields and a Copa America... highly doubt he gives a toss about the community shield and unless he's thinking about changing nationalities then I wouldn't imagine him thinking too much about Sanchez winning that either. Don't get me wrong Coutinho probably does think about winning trophies but Arsenal wouldn't be the team that comes into his head.

 

[Nickosaur]

 

[Don Juan Matus]

that sack of shit you have in your team

Please tell me this was written by a girl.. i think i'm in love

 

[The Purley King]

scuffle with the usually smug resident gooner

Two bald men fighting over a comb

 

[ReDDHDevilS]

Two bald men fighting over a comb

 

[VanGaalEra]

I wonder who signed up and posted that, what thread is it in? I need to read the responses.

 

[Bogga]

Btw... what the hell happened to that comedy show "being liverpool"? Why was it put to sleep? I saw all episodes, on par with the office

 

[Ramshock]

Btw... what the hell happened to that comedy show "being liverpool"? Why was it put to sleep? I saw all episodes, on par with the office

Its being repackaged as Being Celtic probably.

Did PhaseofPlay ever come back or is he still huffing/fiddling with his Subbuteo?

 

[clarkydaz]

Its being repackaged as Being Celtic probably.

Did PhaseofPlay ever come back or is he still huffing/fiddling with his Subbuteo?

I hope he returns one day, how he'd insult and patronise anyone who dared question his knowledge was gold

 

[clarkydaz]

True, but Klopp is a far more talented manager so 1 extra year of Klopp being accustomed to the Premier League is approximately equivalent to 3 years of Jose... I'm confident that our transfer business will pick up seriously after the Euros.

Klopp has brought through so much young talent and I'm excited to see how he'll turn around players like Joe Allen and Lallana. They can be our own British Xavi and Iniesta respectively... not to mention the already world class players Klopp doesn't need to develop (Sturridge,coutinho etc).

I thought Joe Allen had already been Xavi' ed by Brentan?

 

[DJ Jeff]

Their Ronaldo thread is a pretty hilarious display of their mods being bitter children who can't take anyone not sharing their opinions. People weren't agreeing with one of them enough so he locked the thread.

 

[baanke laal]

Their Ronaldo thread is a pretty hilarious display of their mods being bitter children who can't take anyone not sharing their opinions. People weren't agreeing with one of them enough so he locked the thread.

It was locked a 3-4 days back too, with this post from the mod

Unlocked after a clear-up. Please don't slag off ex-Liverpool players in order to defend smug pricks like Ronaldo.

Posts defending Ronaldo were deleted, while derogatory posts mocking him have been kept!

 

[NinjaZombie]

Btw... what the hell happened to that comedy show "being liverpool"? Why was it put to sleep? I saw all episodes, on par with the office

It's amazing how similar Rodgers was to Brent.

 

[ReDDHDevilS]

There is being delusional and then there is this,

True, but Klopp is a far more talented manager (than Mourinho)...............

.........I'm excited to see how he'll turn around players like Joe Allen and Lallana. They can be our own British Xavi and Iniesta respectively...

 

[KomodoBadger]

There is being delusional and then there is this,

This is why I have little to no faith in humanity.

 

[montpelier]

There must be some kind of chance Skrtel might 'accidentally' but comprehensively nobble the Studge tonight & there won't be anything for us to read, .

 

[MrMarcello]

That bit about Klopp better than Mourinho and turning Allen/Lallana into the British Xavi/Iniesta must go the RAWK Meltdown page on FB. That shit is too much comedy to pass up!

Edit: Disregard! Logged in, found the page, and there it is!

 

[Tyrion]

RAWK's view of United players' wages: link.

 

[Kentonio]

Did PhaseofPlay ever come back or is he still huffing/fiddling with his Subbuteo?

Nah, I think its usually around Sep/Oct when he usually comes back and starts gathering his group of adoring disciples.

 

[baanke laal]

The ability and awareness of Allen to take that ball in one touch and turn 180-degrees and turn a defensive situation into an attacking one is something that none of our other midfielders possess.

Joe Allen does things quickly. And it fecks up the oppo.

Rodgers didn't call him the Welsh Xavi for no reason...

I hope Klopp keeps him as I'm confident that he can turn his career around here and become a Liverpool great.

#JoeAllenAppreciationDay

Credit:
@WEARELIVERPOOL

 

[clarkydaz]

that's brilliant to be fiar

 

[marukomu]

The fun of the past 3 years isn't over at all... they are indeed likely to strengthen;anybody can see that. The fact of the matter is that we are also strengthening and as long as we are positioned above them, we can have as much fun at their expense as we want.

With Klopp adjusted to the PL, players finding form at the Euros and likely World Class signings being attracted to Klopp and our illustrious history, we will be the team to beat. I can see us winning the Premier League next year whilst going far in the Mickley Mouse cups as well.

No doubt they will get stronger but we will always be ahead of them as We.are.Liverpool. They.Are.Scared.

Apparently this guy makes up these posts just so we can post them on here.

 

[top1whoisman]

Apparently this guy makes up these posts just so we can post them on here.

Isn’t that from the poster ”ass-95” who’s got 14 posts and is quite clearly a wum (probably someone from here), just copying all the cliches from what has been said on rawk the last few years?

 

[marukomu]

Isn’t that from the poster ”ass-95” who’s got 14 posts and is quite clearly a wum (probably someone from here), just copying all the cliches from that have been said on rawk the last few years?

Yes, you're right.

 

[top1whoisman]

So it’s kind of like I’d go there to post some rawk clichee stuff and then copy-pasted that stuff in here to get some laughs.. Not at all saying that you’re that mentioned poster, just find that kind of wuming pretty pointless.

 

[marukomu]

So it’s kind of like I’d go there to post some rawk clichee stuff and then copy-pasted that stuff in here to get some laughs.. Not at all saying that you’re that mentioned poster, just find that kind of wuming pretty pointless.

Exactly. They post enough shit themselves without us having to make it up.

 

[baanke laal]

As much as people are insisting £30 million isn't too much these days (in a way it isn't) I reckon if you think about it, that fee gets you most players in manes position in world football.

Most players in Mane's position aren't as good as him.

who else out there for that price (or cheaper) do people think we could get that fills that role for better value?

I reckon hes a fantastic player, just what we need.

 

[marukomu]

It's actually fun to read their forum. A lot of them seem alright. Just the odd idiot every now and then. (like here, I suppose). Bluemoon is just hateful bastards.

 

[AltiUn]

To be fair, loads of us were trying to convince ourselves what a "great" signing Mane would have been for us. Thank God we're not going for him.

 

[Nevilles.Wear.Prada]

It's actually fun to read their forum. A lot of them seem alright. Just the odd idiot every now and then. (like here, I suppose). Bluemoon is just hateful bastards.

RAWK is a fantastic forum, just stay clear of the football boards. They do have some great sensible and funny posters there. But like liverpool fans all over the globe, they turn wacko the very second you mention LFC.
I tried reading bluemoon, its just simple spasticity there. Its vile down there man.

 

[baanke laal]

How has your love for Liverpool nearly/got you into trouble?

Peering over the cot of our first born son with me Mrs in awe of him asleep first night getting him home....she said - ''Is this not the happiest moment of your life? - me- without even thinking.... the words just dropped out-.....''when barney rubble slotted that penalty against Rome in 84 and i was fecking there to celebra''......ahh feck.....monumental feck up at the time and have never lived it down. But the words did just drop out.

Was in Ireland getting a cab over the border to derry. Cab turns up its covered in Manc shite. Says to my mate get another cab, nah it will be grand. Will it feck. Soon as he hears my accent he starts banging on about yernited. And ripping scousers. I just sat there saying 5 times. That was my only reply. 5 times. Then he starts getting irate. Then he called the Govan tramp "sir" Alex. So I started ripping him about that. Thought you were a Republican etc. Next thing he's threatening to get me shot around the back of Creggan shops haha my mate who sat in the back had.to step in then. He calmed.down after a bit then started asking where everton was.

 

[ReDDHDevilS]

I just sat there saying 5 times. That was my only reply. 5 times.

Surprised he didn't add 'Next year will be our year'!

 

[SwansonsTache]

I wonder what the Scouse would do if we got to 5 CL titles. I reckon there would be a series of mass suicides in Liverpool.

 

[Fener1907]

I wonder what the Scouse would do if we got to 5 CL titles. I reckon there would be a series of mass suicides in Liverpool.

Capital One Cups would suddenly become far more important.