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They know their omnipotent overlords are watching.it's funny how they have to insert "i love klopp but" almost as some sort of mandatory disclaimer
They know their omnipotent overlords are watching.it's funny how they have to insert "i love klopp but" almost as some sort of mandatory disclaimer
Hilarious.From reddit
Credit to /u/OverpricedFreddo
From reddit
Credit to /u/OverpricedFreddo
Oh wow, A@A lives! I thought he was long gone.It's halftime at the King Power Stadium!:
This response made me chuckle.This might not go down well.
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[/URL]@Carra23 @SkySportsNewsHQ this is like catching your missus in bed with another fella
That's Manhattan Doc, under a different twitter alias.
Oh god, was that phaseofplay or (pop) to his acolytes. A@A was always more a rant fiend. I think @golden_blunder banned him from here years back?Who was the bloke that thought he was a professional manager with his triangle diagrams?
He's now known as Andy Old Trafford.Oh wow, A@A lives! I thought he was long gone.
PhaseOfPlayWho was the bloke that thought he was a professional manager with his triangle diagrams?
RAWK said:The only cover EMRE CAN can provide is on a hair magazine.
Neville would and will if his Sky contract ever depends upon it.Why would he do that, though?
Imagine Gary Neville wearing City or Liverpool shirt?
Like Gerrard, Fowler, Rush and may others he was a boyhood Evertonian.Why would he do that, though?
Imagine Gary Neville wearing City or Liverpool shirt?
I imagine RAWK to be set in some sort of alternate universe akin to one you'd see in an episode of Black Mirror.They know their omnipotent overlords are watching.
feck me. We're bollocks.
The bleeding poop of a cherry on a very haemorrhoidy cake.
Well I enjoyed that glorious 1 game winning run.
Keep pissing the bed, you shower of fecking blerts.
Piss off with that. They've been absolutely shite and are rightly being called out for it.
Pile of dog wank
IT. IS. HALF. TIME. NOT. FULL. TIME.
You dickherad
Gonna set my cat on fire I'm so fecked off.
Nah, it's not game-raising. Gangnam style is most effective against teams trying to play ball, pass it around, build up...They're the ultimate game-raisers when it comes to playing the top sides, so they won't lose to Arsenal this weekend.
I reckon we'll see a 2-2 draw which would still be a solid result for us, but if anyone wins, it'll be the Scousers.
I'm even moved to add the obvious disclaimer - that we do have to remember that they are not all like that.I know that Heysel was a tragedy, and the game shouldn't have continued, but thats probably my earliest recollection of LFC, (where i first considered them my team, yeah fck off i was a glory hunting little kid!) the penalty that never was, and stopped no.06, still pi55es me off.
wow @Alex99 is famousMail to F365 Mailbox quoting one of our posts
Rafa is not the answer
Liverpool FC; The ultimate game raisers. Just watch them beat Arsenal now.
I did wonder how long it would take Liverpool fans to begin the call for Rafa to return. Would this be the same Rafa Benitez who besides fluking a Champions League trophy in 2005 and admittedly, admirably driving them to the final again in 2007 achieved the grand total of diddly squat in the Premier League in five full seasons other than finishing second once? Would this be the same Rafa Benitez who couldn’t handle the pressure of a title race and cracked up? Would this be the same Rafa Benitez who had a rather rotten transfer record bar a few hits (Torres, Alonso, Reina, Kuyt, Mascherano)? Would this be the same Rafa Benitez whose bizarre tactics and substitutions alienated his own captain and best player?
I saw a rather interesting post on a forum last night which stated; “I’ve said this before, possibly in this thread, but their support has had a problem since Benitez was in charge. Hodgson notwithstanding, they deify their managers before they’ve even done anything for them. It’s one thing to support a new manager, but they go to extremes and it means any rational criticism of whoever’s in charge is drowned out by the hordes screaming about how the glory days are just around the corner.
Benitez, despite doing bugger all for the best part of five years was lauded as the best manager in the world, and treated as a martyr that had fallen on his sword to oust the pernicious owners. Hodgson got the immediate backlash to that and was unfortunate in the timing of when he got the job, and after being given no money to spend on improving a mid-table squad was sacked and replaced with Dalglish, and thus the deification started again. The King had returned to take Liverpool back to the top. That didn’t quite pan out so the brightest and best young manager in world football was brought in with fresh ideas and a new outlook, but that didn’t work either, so now they’re with Klopp, who again is the world’s best manager, motivator and all-round top guy, and that’ll last until the next poor sod takes the job and he’s put on a pedestal.”
Sums it up perfectly.
Rafa wasn’t the answer seven years ago and most certainly isn’t now. Who is, I have no idea? It will take more than a managerial change to bring Liverpool back to the glory days of yesteryear.
Christopher, Perth
I've said this before, possibly in this thread, but their support has had a problem since Benitez was in charge. Hodgson notwithstanding, they deify their managers before they've even done anything for them. It's one thing to support a new manager, but they go to extremes and it means any rational criticism of whoever's in charge is drowned out by the hordes screaming about how the glory days are just around the corner.
Benitez, despite doing bugger all for the best part of 5 years was lauded as the best manager in the world, and treated as a martyr that had fallen on his sword to oust the pernicious owners. Hodgson got the immediate backlash to that and was unfortunate in the timing of when he got the job, and after being given no money to spend on improving a mid-table squad was sacked and replaced with Dalglish, and thus the deification started again. The King had returned to take Liverpool back to the top. That didn't quite pan out so the brightest and best young manager in world football was brought in with fresh ideas and a new outlook, but that didn't work either, so now they're with Klopp, who again is the world's best manager, motivator and all-round top guy, and that'll last until the next poor sod takes the job and he's put on a pedestal.
Deluded RAWKites said:I was just picking you up on your use of the word unequivocal. Given we've won the same number of trophies, but ours have been the bigger trophies, I just found it odd that you claimed they were "now unequivocally the most successful club in England, based on major honours".
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Who was the bloke that thought he was a professional manager with his triangle diagrams?
Unfortunately its out of season for PhaseofPlay. He'll already have left in a huff for the season after his deep, philosophical musings on football strategy have come up against the hard wall of reality and led to his loyal followers turning on him. Their ingratitude for his genius will go unforgiven. Until next season.PhaseOfPlay
When I pointed out the fact that LFC had no winners in the team at the start of rhe season on here the resident scousers reminded me that Milner had won the league and Can had won the champions league... im pissing myself now as much as I was thenSimon Mignolet,: "Back in the day, if you could stop Luis, you had a chance against Liverpool but now you have to face a whole team playing for each other and I guess that’s a lot harder. Now the danger comes from the strength and unity of the squad."
2 days later they lose 3-1 to leicester
The ''Señor Fix Resulag'' classic ??That's the second time someone's used one of my posts on football 365.
Can has won the champions league?When I pointed out the fact that LFC had no winners in the team at the start of rhe season on here the resident scousers reminded me that Milner had won the league and Can had won the champions league... im pissing myself now as much as I was then
Can was in leverkusen was he not?When I pointed out the fact that LFC had no winners in the team at the start of rhe season on here the resident scousers reminded me that Milner had won the league and Can had won the champions league... im pissing myself now as much as I was then
I think so. It was either that or the one about each footballer bringing an animal along with them.The ''Señor Fix Resulag'' classic ??
source: TorygraphAt his parents’ home in Frankfurt are the two Champions League finalist medals – one runners-up, one winners’ – that Can was presented with as a Bayern Munich squad member in 2012 and 2013, although he never got as far as taking off his club suit. As a teenager, he was there on both occasions as part of the Bayern first team squad...
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Yeah been following him for a few years now. He's hilarious.That's Manhattan Doc, under a different twitter alias.
He used to post on RAWK and regularly featured in older incarnations of this thread but got banned from there because, well you can see why.
He's the best Liverpool fan to follow on twitter if you want some variation in your timeline. I tried to get him to join here one time, reckon he'd be brilliant. He fecking despises us though, but at least he's funny about it.
What thread are you looking in? Might have a look over there, could do with some entertainment.A few of them are back to deluding themselves that it will all change this summer when Klopp spends a fortune because apparently one theory is that he has been "saving the transfer kitty cash" for the end of this season