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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
You must be talking about the "What will Darmian do against Zaha" posts
Whenever I watch one of these sorts of games not heavily invested in what United are doing it always strikes me at how spectacularly bad even a team with as decent a players as Palace have use the ball.
It's just remarkable how almost without fail they all seem to make the wrong decision, play the wrong ball, or feck it up when they play the right ball too.
Puts it into perspective how such seemingly shite players here can go on and be adequate elsewhere; the standards they're being judged against are so low.
It's just remarkable how almost without fail they all seem to make the wrong decision, play the wrong ball, or feck it up when they play the right ball too.
Puts it into perspective how such seemingly shite players here can go on and be adequate elsewhere; the standards they're being judged against are so low.
Do Palace not want anything from this game? Aren't they trying?
They're 1-0 down and they're playing it around the back like they're 0-3 up.
They're 1-0 down and they're playing it around the back like they're 0-3 up.
Should have done more here. Palace were completely unbalanced.
I have a feeling it's gonna be a draw.
How did Arsenal not score there?
Shambolic defending from Palace.
Shambolic defending from Palace.
Palace.
It must be about time Martin Tyler retired is it not?
Don't know why some people rate Zaha. Brain-dead footballer.
feck! Should have really scored the second!
palace all over the place
Apart from the Giroud goal it seems all nice play from Arsenal but from the bit I have seen every shot has been dealt with pretty easily by the Palace goalie. Of course I then witness a right goalmouth scramble. Awful defending.
Awful defending.We only score super goals! Good first half, need another one now.
Good first half, need another one now.People rate Zaha?
He's doing his best Pires impression.
You still find people on this forum that think we should have kept him or he's a decent player. He's not even decent.
With respect to Giroud's and Mkhi's goals, the first 'scorpion' kick goal I'd ever seen, awfully similar to Giroud's in fact:
If he had fouled Sanchez it would have been penalty.
People rate Zaha??
True that.
What does that even mean? He didn't hit the ball at 1000mph, with curves and top spin, putting a spell on it, shrinking the ball.
Stop getting caught up on the goal. He kicked the ball in a unusual fashion and it just surprised the keeper at the speed it happened.
Regarding your comment about me bitter...
, just shows what a idiot you are, the goal was offside, it should never have stood.I don't think Zaha himself knows what he's doing with the ball.
The connections between his brain and feet work independently of one another.
Brain: Take the ball to the byline
Feet: Feck off! I've got mad skillz yo!
Zaha tries a flick and falls over
Brain:
The connections between his brain and feet work independently of one another.
Brain: Take the ball to the byline
Feet: Feck off! I've got mad skillz yo!
Zaha tries a flick and falls over
Brain:
Souness getting Flamini and Fellaini mixed up
What does that even mean? He didn't hit the ball at 1000mph, with curves and top spin, putting a spell on it, shrinking the ball.
Stop getting caught up on the goal. He kicked the ball in a unusual fashion and it just surprised the keeper at the speed it happened.
Regarding your comment about me bitter...
I never called you bitter. If you have to resort to insults in a debate though then I'm done.Giroud's is better for me, when is he fecking off back to ZZ Top?
I think that makes it worse because all they care about is being solid at the back and hoping the athletes in the front three can nab a goal but they're shit at that too.
No wonder English football is in the doldrums.
No wonder English football is in the doldrums.
Jamie Carrager apparently, Giround's was better.
Hardly
A nice 'Mikhi' from Giroud
Almost as good as Mkhitaryan's...
Almost as good as Mkhitaryan's...
Haha at anyone saying mikis was better. Stop fooling yourself. They are not even in the same league.
From start to finish, Giroud's is definitely better. Both incredible goals though.
Giroud celebrated like he couldn't believe what he just did. That brings the goal automatically below Mkhi's.
Yes this one is better. Better build up, it wasn't offside. Mkhi's was harder to execute as he was completely off the ground. So to say 'they are not even in the same league' alludes to you just trying to WUM, so please stop it.
They are quite clearly in the same league
I think you'll find they are, tbf.
They are both in the Premier League mate.
He certainly milked the celebration. At least Mickey was a bit more modest and reserved about it
If they win, Arsenal are going to go selfie-crazy.