RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius

[GiddyUp]

What the feck. I was once told people keep food/fruits chewed up by young girls in a jar and consume it later. Some fetish in Japan.

God bless the Japanese. When life gets boring look to the Japanese. They are like the Internet in real life.

 

[marukomu]

God bless the Japanese. When life gets boring look to the Japanese. They are like the Internet in real life.

And no scousers here either.

 

[Sky1981]

I must admit, this thread is funny.
From the LFC fans claiming that Klopp is a great manager, to their claims that they are currently a great team and should be going for the league title every season, to the married physio who had sex with a colleague and sent pics of his penis over the phone, to the GIFs of strange looking individuals.

It just keeps on giving...

The standard of this thread is getting worse these days. Rawk meltdown thread used to be gold mine, now it's a lannister mine.

The rafa rant, slippy slip, crystanbul, suarez being a racist, the golden glove, oh.. Those were the days

 

[VorZakone]

Some of the mental gymnastics on RAWK is simply incredible. I now understand the existence of cults.

 

[Hugh Jass]

So the old cliché happened to me and I have to ask, is the guy behind the bald head man who crouches down a statue?

Literally does not move, change facial expression or anything

Behind him then the man with no head.

 

[JohnZSmith27]

A few to get us back on track...

Terrified.

Not that inpressed with Man Utd. Will see how good they are once we face them.

This lad is getting a ban...

Criticising United's opposition and results risks going Full Everton. You can only beat what's in front of you and you can't blame United for being able to put teams to the sword where we don't.

Our problems our well known and long standing. It's up to Klopp to fix them.

"famous"

United are renowned for playing shit and getting the points, whereas we are famous for playing well and getting feck all. I mention Klopp because it's his job to fix that.

 

[spwd]

Liverpool fans talking about how trophies don't really matter shows just how far they've fallen.

They used to be all about winning and prided themselves on it, and now the success has dried up they suddenly don't think it's important to win things. It's exactly the attitude they used to mock Everton fans for having.

If theyre not bothered about trophies why the feck is every other word "5 Times La" cnuts.

 

[Paxi]

Saturday 14th October
Liverpool Manchester United

Wednesday 18th October
Benfica Manchester United

Saturday 21st October
Huddersfield Town Manchester United

Saturday 28th October
Manchester United Tottenham Hotspur

Tuesday 31st October
Manchester United Benfica

Apparently...

 

[Paxi]

What, they play 2 good teams in all of that?

Anyhoo they aren't winning anything fhis season, not good enough./QUOTE]

More delusion. We're much better off than last year where we still managed to win more trophies than Liverpool managed in a whole decade.

 

[Paxi]

Cantona sticking the boot in.

Zzzz. Thread title is apt. Full of crying, sulking trembly lipped babies this thread.

For the record since I stopped posting last season we only lost 2 games, won 2 trophies and Liverpool turned to shit. But yeah, I was too scared to post in here.

Truth is i'm a bit busy so will not be posting often, you'll be glad to hear.

 

[Jippy]

Apparently...

The pic made me chuckle tbf.

 

[saintquin]

Around the time liverpool were last winning the league I was watching the krypton factor on tv and knocking one out over Jenny Powell. Not necessarily at the same time.

Jenny Powell and the girl from Married with Children.

so playing sexy football is better than winning trophies for liverpool fans now. So what will they change "5 times" with?

 

[Earthquake]

Jenny Powell and the girl from Married with Children.

so playing sexy football is better than winning trophies for liverpool fans now. So what will they change "5 times" with?

5 keepie uppies.

 

[dannyrhinos89]

Is that a person without a head? Directly above the guy in the glasses?

Mind blown, I've seen this gif thousands if times but never seen that. It looks quite freaky now.

 

[montpelier]

The standard of this thread is getting worse these days. Rawk meltdown thread used to be gold mine, now it's a lannister mine.

The rafa rant, slippy slip, crystanbul, suarez being a racist, the golden glove, oh.. Those were the days

it's been quite good until we somehow got onto 1990's wank fantasies,

(with no mention of Buffy)

 

[SachinJ22]

Is that a person without a head? Directly above the guy in the glasses?

Seriously, I got scared for a moment. I am still scared cause that legit looks like an headless person.

 

[lewwoo]

it's been quite good until we somehow got onto 1990's wank fantasies,

(with no mention of Buffy)

Isn't that where we always end up? Eventually.

 

[melatonin]

69" mins Leicester 1 - 0 Liverpool

Bright side - one less competition to worry about.

 

[The Hacker]

66 Liverpool attack down the left through the Ox. His attempt goes well over. His best action all game.

 

[The Hacker]

We won it five times echoes around the crisp bowl

 

[Buchan]

They won't fume over this one, which is bizarre as it's their best chance of a trophy gone up in smoke.

That midfield and defence is a travesty. Klopp should hang by his balls for it.

 

[Paxi]

There's a poster on RAWK called sms1986 who is a fecking muppet. He literally can not be negative about anything regarding Liverpool.

He's like Ty from AFTV.

2 nil down against Leicester? No problem! Haven't won in 4 games? No problem!

If we lose this and win at the weekend that would be fine, whilst losing would mean one less trophy to win, I think the league game has more importance.

Still, it's not over yet.

 

[krazyrobus]

Oh I can't wait, popcorn out!

 

[clarkydaz]

assume its windy tonight

 

[Paxi]

fecking cnut!

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Ox is so bad

 

[Paxi]

OX moving from Arsenal to Liverpool and taking a pay cut! What the feck was he thinking??

 

[melatonin]

Liverpool fan: "I don't see why all the negativity? We still have ....(reaches into hat)..... Bogdan....... to come back from injury"

 

[horsechoker]

Liverpool fan: "I don't see why all the negativity? We still have ....(reaches into hat)..... Bogdan....... to come back from injury"

 

[Earthquake]

Have they started calling him "Oxo" yet?

 

[JB08]

Boom!

 

[SteveJ]

What sort of name is Oxlade anyway?
Sounds like a beef flavoured fizzy drink

 

[Duafc]

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

 

[The Hacker]

From their Klopp thread

Klopps thinking, strategies and tactics are outside the box compared to the majority of the current football world. The default position for most fans/pundits/media is why doesn't he do what everyone else is doing - better defenders, defence coach etc. etc. Most big revelations in any part of life are made by people thinking outside the box.

Is anyone here on his level to explain his strategy??

 

[GrandJury]

From their Klopp thread



Is anyone here on his level to explain his strategy??

Not winning is the new winning.

 

[pseudo_canadian]

From their Klopp thread



Is anyone here on his level to explain his strategy??

That's some serious mental gymnastics.

 

[SteveJ]

Krap geography ahoy:

Can't wait for Brexit, that fecking Okazaki can go first.

 

[kouroux]

From their Klopp thread



Is anyone here on his level to explain his strategy??

wow, that's some next gen level of delusion.

 

[iKnowNothing]

OX moving from Arsenal to Liverpool and taking a pay cut! What the feck was he thinking??

He's the model employee- he knew he was getting a contract that he was absolutely unworthy of, so he quit and paid back all the money his employers invested in him ..