I think I've seen that film.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition
- Thread starter Xaviesta
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Hey Klopp, come to the Kop.
See that fat feck, and the guy with glasses*
Remember, the Premier League is your goal,
do it in 3 years, or it's the dole.
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See that fat feck, and the guy with glasses*
Remember, the Premier League is your goal,
do it in 3 years, or it's the dole.
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its over guys. THEY.ARE.BACK
Ffs 
They are so obsessed with United
, but I guess thats what having a real rivalrly is about. They seem to dream that if they somehow did perform miracles and challenge for a title it would automatically be United they were crushing.Atleast the delusion is back in the dippers. They were getting too realistic because of Rodgers.
How often does history repeat itself?
I agree that having Klopp as your manager really oozes optimism but they are again falling into the trap of setting unrealistic expectations, hyping themselves up and giving the rest of the league a good laugh when they eventually do fall.
Also, Klopp isn't a miracle worker. The team hasn't won a league title for 2 decades. It is very very hard to believe that all this while all they were missing was a German coach. Klopp will definitely make them stronger and get them playing an attractive brand of football but they will have to compete for the fourth place for many years.
I agree that having Klopp as your manager really oozes optimism but they are again falling into the trap of setting unrealistic expectations, hyping themselves up and giving the rest of the league a good laugh when they eventually do fall.
Also, Klopp isn't a miracle worker. The team hasn't won a league title for 2 decades. It is very very hard to believe that all this while all they were missing was a German coach. Klopp will definitely make them stronger and get them playing an attractive brand of football but they will have to compete for the fourth place for many years.
Yeah it was all getting a bit boring. For it to be funny they have to have this eternal hope that they are only one year away from being great again. Hopefully Klopp will give them that hope, so that we can watch as it is slowly extinguished again and again.
It's going to be great when they find out Klopp is just a German Rodgers, just without the moments that make you cringe.
Shell suits and peaked caps are back!
From F365's Mails page:
I like Klopp already. The surge of optimism he inspires will make for great Rawk quotes
why?How were benitez and houlier and souness regarded before they signed ? was there this level of optimism. Its like being set up for a huge huge fall. He is much more attacking manager than those hired. I am looking forward to him failing now.
Oh Jurgen, Jurgen, Jurgen, I can hardly wait. Please come soon.
wet dreams too.
wet dreams too.
Any Sabbath fans around here?
(You may want to 'look away now')
(You may want to 'look away now')
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This looks like Balotelli all over again. Only this time I don't expect the fall to be so dramatic but people there who are thinking of turning league contenders overnight maybe in for a shock.
Also, waiting till Klopp tastes the Liverpool waters and imbibes the delusion.
Also, waiting till Klopp tastes the Liverpool waters and imbibes the delusion.
A Liverpool fan applies for vacant post of Team Manager. This is the reply from the club.
He's overqualified, obviously.
That can't be real
Imagine having to write individual responses to every stupid resume that was sent to a football club. You would need a full time department.
That or someone over at Liverpool has a lot of free time on their hands.
Imagine having to write individual responses to every stupid resume that was sent to a football club. You would need a full time department.
That or someone over at Liverpool has a lot of free time on their hands.
Probably the bloke who was employed to polish trophies
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/02/you-were-of-course-outstanding.html - this is a fairly well-known story.
Wow, that is either really pathetic or really nice of the club to take the time.
To think of all the realistic, legit resumes I have sent out that never got a response.
Some of them are quite funny. "If you're happy and you know it Klopp your hands."
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Some of them are quite funny. "If you're happy and you know it Klopp your hands."
Some of them are quite funny. "If you're happy and you know it Klopp your hands."
I think its very classy that the club actually read the application and took the time to reply. Nice touch
A Liverpool fan applies for vacant post of Team Manager. This is the reply from the club.
talks a good game the new boss
I find some of them truly fascinating
get excited easily don't they
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its like reading a novel, the imagery and hyperbole are incredible. The fact its serious though is hilarious
6th
Shankly?
They treated him like crap in the end....
They treated him like crap in the end....
They are most definitely all back on message.
Since Sunday evening we have seen on RAWK, as well as almost everything around Liverpool Football Club, a huge change in the disposition in fans who'd been disaffected by our performances and direction. As one good man leaves another takes his place and we welcome Jürgen Klopp to Liverpool. The positivity amongst the fan base is one we've not experienced for a long time and is one we intend to maintain here on RAWK. It's refreshing to see us all unifying in a manner that befits us all in the support of Liverpool Football Club...Except in the New Labour Party Thread of course (thanks 24/7!)
With that in mind in those posters who cannot change being overtly negative and drag things to pits of despair thread after thread will be booted. We are here to get behind this manager and our beloved club. If we do the rewards are not his but ours. Irrational critique and snide posts need to become a thing of the past. If you cannot abide by this then leave by your own accord or adjust your posting behaviours. Constructive criticism, as always, will never ever be discouraged. Persistent bollocks is though.
Make no mistake, if you think being an idiot on here is OK then think again. We'll even give you time to reflect on that behaviour post banning/muting,
So, Smile or Get The feck Out
With that in mind in those posters who cannot change being overtly negative and drag things to pits of despair thread after thread will be booted. We are here to get behind this manager and our beloved club. If we do the rewards are not his but ours. Irrational critique and snide posts need to become a thing of the past. If you cannot abide by this then leave by your own accord or adjust your posting behaviours. Constructive criticism, as always, will never ever be discouraged. Persistent bollocks is though.
Make no mistake, if you think being an idiot on here is OK then think again. We'll even give you time to reflect on that behaviour post banning/muting,
So, Smile or Get The feck Out
goosesteps come to mind.
There's barely any need to comment on those quotes - they speak for themselves. RAWK: the forum where the posters are better than the staff.