I see deluded people
RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius
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And lo did they count the days until the return of Rafael, King of the Rawkites. For he shall grant them positive netspend. And fachtz. And pork pies aplenty.
@SteveJ level work there
Slowly turning on him. That was blasphemy only a couple weeks ago. It'll completely snowball if we beat them.
But the Lords sought to banish Raphael forever, for they feared his harsh wailing about 'asking for an electric shower but being given a hose'. And so the Rawkites' prophecies of Paradise rang out in vain, rebounding against the city wall like a free-kick from the son of Hender...
You guys need to compile this things, gems get lost in the torrents if new posts and replies.
feck me, now that's someone who has too much time on their hands.
Imagine spending time writing that about fecking Oxlade-Chamberlain of all people. If thats not polishing a turd I don't know what is.
It would be like going into full depth analysis of how Ashley Young affected our play last season.
The bastard BBC is fecked, infested with Mancs in Salford Quays. It's football content on screen and online is produced by fecking manc loving scouse hating dilettantes and should be swerved for the good of ones health. Their fecking end is nigh as they will spontaneously combust upon Liverpool's resurgence in to domestic and European dominance once again. feck them the shower of c*nts
FFS! They're a funny bunch, I have to admit that.
Ugh. Had image upload issues so had to delete and repost. Then noticed you had already replied and the image worked just fine.
Here go again with a gif as well.
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Pretty sure we and City had by far the biggest difference between expected goals and actual goals last season, wonder if they cared much about that stat then
He's smart enough to compare Ox to only Barkley and Ibe in that 'in-depth' stats.
Yep he lost me at Barkley and how easy it is to cut him off....which is why Lukaku scored so many goals for Everton.
Holy shit. Some of those stats, like expected goals and rating the type of chance created, just amazing. How the feck can you objectively quantify that?!
No wonder their forum is anti mobile device. Without zooming in, you may think it's thoughtful well presenting piece of analysis...
One unique seat with 'Jonno was here! 1957' etched on it for sale too.
Good summary, don't need stats, graphs or other visuals to come to that conclusion.
Opta reckon
anyway, on Horrenderson, the son of Hender - (what a gift they've give us there, btw)
Don't forget Rickie Lambert
That Baba Yega guy is one of those who will be analysing the chance of a fire occuring while he is being burnt to death.
RAWK thinks it's ancient Athens but is closer to Ancient Aliens.
What a weird coincidence, that's the exact wording of my lower back tattoo.
Or when he suffers from premature ejaculation and explains away his 17seconds problem as pure efficiency in keeping the human race going.
Warning:
If you can't stand more than a minute of LOL JK don't watch.
The first 2 minutes or so, he is so erratic and sometimes makes statements that sounds just as delusional as his fans.
I know its hindsight, but my gosh am I glad we didn't get Klopp. I was disappointed that Liverpool got him, but what a gem he has turned out to be for us by having nothing to do with Manchester United.
If you can't stand more than a minute of LOL JK don't watch.
I know its hindsight, but my gosh am I glad we didn't get Klopp. I was disappointed that Liverpool got him, but what a gem he has turned out to be for us by having nothing to do with Manchester United.
Comparing their squad in 08 to now and it's quite a fall from grace isn't it? Torres, Gerrard, Masscherano, Alonso are all a class above everyone in their squad today (except Coutinho), hell even Agger and Hyypiâ would be a massive improvement over their current CB'sAnd now it begins.
Rafa is nailed on to be thier next manager imo. He’d be treated like a second coming there and I don’t blame them. The CL win was a fluke but nonetheless very impressive and I’m sure one of the best nights of any Liverpool fan. So I can see why he’s revered there. And to be honest he’s a better manager than Klopp by far imo.
Edit: they’d do well under Lafa Beneathus. For a while. Until he rans someone into the ground like he did with Torres and his hamstrings or try to replace one of their best player with far inferior ones, ala Xabi Alonso and Gareth Barry.
‘And then he tried to replace me with Barry’
My cousin keeps making those things too to spout inane stats and he's a Liverpool fan. I suppose it goes with the herd.
Seems to be on the edge. Klopp remains at pool. #KRAP
That guy makes @Invictus posts look like Twitter updates.
Unfortunately not, they're all over the stats websites these days. Mind-numbingly useless. The whole point of a chart or graph is to make trends in the data visible, whereas these do nothing of the kind - there's no link whatsoever between the different stats, or their position around the circle. There's no reason for them to be presented on a continuum like that. The 'shape' of the diagram gives absolutely no information about the player...
I've been waiting to have that rant for a while.
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