RAWK Goes Into Lockdown 2017/20-18 Edition | LOLis Karius

[SteveJ]

Could you imagine being accused of murder & you are up before judge Moss?

Final summary...'Nobody saw him commit this heinous crime your honour'

'Send him down'.

Then in your appeal you see Judge Smart...

 

[Spirit of Solskjaer]

Club legend has the nerve to not suggest the ref is a cheating Manc cnut on TV, feels the wrath:

Carragher does have a very high opinion of himself doesn't he? Average footballer who threw himself about a bit and won a few great trophies. I don't like the bloke at all and he should shut up

To be fair, he's right about Carragher as a player

 

[Nick7]

'I bet that linesman reports people for not having a TV licence, the shithouse'

I do love the idea that in Liverpool this is considered to be one of the worst things someone could do.

wow

 

[Minimalist]

Yeah I agree 100% - when I got back from the match I was still fuming and made my wife, who has zero interest in football, watch a replay of the incident. She burst out laughing and asked why the Spurs player threw himself to the floor - 'it looked like he fainted, nobody touched him' - it sometimes takes someone to look from outside at these things.

What a lucky lady.

 

[Xaviesta]

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[prateik]

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Thats the first penalty, right? The referee gave that.

 

[EyeInTheSky]

scandal. Outrage. Injustice. Kopites pitying themselves everywhere

"Lamela throws himself in the ground"

that's quite some force

 

[Xaviesta]

Thats the first penalty, right? The referee gave that.

'Equalising', is in the tweet so I'd say it was the 2nd one.

 

[Ramshock]

go look at caparsebiscuits on twitter he is having a meltdown

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[prateik]

'Equalising', is in the tweet so I'd say it was the 2nd one.

Its wrong. Erikson and Can were there near the referees for the first penalty.

The ref gave the penalty. The lino said Kane was offside but he couldnt see if the last touch was off a Liverpool player. Erickson said there was a touch, Can got angry. The ref said he saw the touch and gave the penalty.

Nothing from the lino that can be considered even remotely pro Spurs.

 

[Nick7]

'Equalising', is in the tweet so I'd say it was the 2nd one.

says 84 minutes. was the first one. they were talking about the touch by Lovren. also worlds weirdest fist pump, or he was just signaling that he was walking to his position for the penalty.

 

[Peanut Butter]

go look at caparsebiscuits on twitter he is having a meltdown

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I've said it before but this guy is an attention seeking tit.

Couldn't stand him on rawk either.

 

[Maxin]

Haha great
Do you have url to that video?

 

[Xaviesta]

Its wrong. Erikson and Can were there near the referees for the first penalty.

The ref gave the penalty. The lino said Kane was offside but he couldnt see if the last touch was off a Liverpool player. Erickson said there was a touch, Can got angry. The ref said he saw the touch and gave the penalty.

Nothing from the lino that can be considered even remotely pro Spurs.

says 84 minutes. was the first one. they were talking about the touch by Lovren. also worlds weirdest fist pump, or he was just signaling that he was walking to his position for the penalty.

Cheers. I stand corrected.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Thanks, now I have to explain my coworkers why I'm laughing..

 

[Sassy Colin]

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I suggest that the first pump is simply because he got one over on the ref, i.e. he was right and the ref was wrong.

 

[SteveJ]

It's a stupid way to celebrate doing your job right though. I'm rather fed up of showboating officials, having seen them over the years; if they did their jobs by the letter, we'd barely know their names.

 

[Sassy Colin]

It's a stupid way to celebrate doing your job right though. I'm rather fed up of showboating officials, having seen them over the years; if they did their jobs by the letter, we'd barely know their names.

Thank you SteveJ (scout)

 

[Thunderhead]

Thank you SteveJ (scout)

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Haha great
Do you have url to that video?

https://streamable.com/55ll2

Thanks, now I have to explain my coworkers why I'm laughing..

 

[JoaquinJoaquin]

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Not RAWK, but still funny...

 

[Jagga7]

The last leg of the linesman accumulator must have been Spurs or draw.

 

[VorZakone]

The last leg of the linesman accumulator must have been Spurs or draw.

 

[Random Task]

go look at caparsebiscuits on twitter he is having a meltdown

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As dippers go this guy is great, always makes me laugh.

 

[SteveJ]

Thank you SteveJ (scout)

 

[Schmiznurf]

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Not RAWK, but still funny...

That is amazing!

 

[Donk87]

That is amazing!

Agreed, the Saved by the Bell bit really got me.

Many thanks to @JoaquinJoaquin for posting.

 

[Seven Seas Sardines]

I suggest that the first pump is simply because he got one over on the ref, i.e. he was right and the ref was wrong.

Can you imagine him doing something like Mike Dean in front of the Kop?

 

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[SuperiorXI]

This thread has gone to shit. Sick of having to wade through all the discussion. Can't be arsed anymore.

Last time.

Something new every time la

 

[EyeInTheSky]

At first

That actually produced a thunderous ground shaking belly laugh from me

 

[Ban]

At first


That actually produced a thunderous ground shaking belly laugh from me

Minimal contac, no pen.

 

[montpelier]

New Topic - ''Last time Mancunian Teams or Big 6 got two penalty calls against them at home?''

OP of New Topic

Anyone know when the last time the Etihad or Old Trafford saw two or more penalties given against the home side?

The only one I can barely remember were the three given to Liverpool and scored by Gerrard (kissing the camera that day).

Would be grateful to know any of the big 6 - the date and the scores of when a ref awarded 2 pens in a home team draw or loss.

Thanks!

edit: his context - he's just interested, apparently,

my context: probably a lunatic or WUM; and not ruling out both

 

[Bastian]

Something new every time la

Among the la la la's I make out "I don't believe that" and "oh my god", my favourite is the guy at the front in the glasses who looks a little bit amused.

 

[NikSab]

For the first one the linesman said Kane was offside and asked Ref to decide if Lovren tried to clear it or it deflected off him. Chris Foy said it in a program today.

 

[horsechoker]

The wind strikes again!

 

[montpelier]

know your place plucky cheaty underdogs

What is with these small time teams making us attack the kop first half?

 

[montpelier]

Alli..The Serial Cheat

An athlete cheating, banned and shamed.
A cyclist cheating, a reputation stained.
Cheating ‘winners’, their medals to return.
It’s the only way cheats in sport will learn.

But in football we tend to turn a blind eye.
A blatant dive, just a yellow card held high.
The player is even allowed to still play on!
No deterrent at all, as they continue to con.

A result changing dive, from a serial cheat.
Yet no real punishment do they ever meet.
Football will fast become a fake and sham.
Until we hit such cheats with a 6 month ban.

A massive impact cheats have on the game.
The authorities should act, they are to blame.
A Title or Cup denied, a lost relegation fight.
Docking points would stop cheating overnight.

 

[Vanrouge]

Why do they have to turn everything into a poem?

Up the hill come our men in red,
The sleepy giant is still in bed.
When it wakes it'll be a hurricane
Ready to blow away cheats like Harry Kane,
Who slips like he's stood on a giant banana
While we all turn a blind eye when Adam Lallana
Drops to the ground in the penalty box
'Cause it's never our fault, and we have the Ox.

 

[John Keiler]

Among the la la la's I make out "I don't believe that" and "oh my god", my favourite is the guy at the front in the glasses who looks a little bit amused.

For me it's Scholes on the left hand side thinking 'no one has cottoned it's me yet'