RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

[Pexbo]

If we're the worst United side in years how bad are they? None of their players would make our starting 11.

Coutinho would probably get in at 10 and I'm sure a few would have Benteke over Rooney these days but if we're talking preferences I'd much rather have Herrera over Coutinho as he's more consistent and productive. So just Benteke then due to Rooney's dire form.

 

[DatIrishFella]

The comparison in that Paddy Power video between Liverpool fans and Scientologists is bang on.

 

[Neelu]

The comparison in that Paddy Power video between Liverpool fans and Scientologists is bang on.

What video? The one on last page seems unavailable.

 

[SteveJ]

AnalogiesRUS:

I in turn find your post absolutely illogical. That's like having some friends over and then going out to get food and instead of getting what everyone wanted you come back with a fruit platter. But because you came and went in no time, it's all ok?

Well no because it was VERY well documented that we got the players he wanted. It's more like going shopping and getting the finest eggs, flour, sugar, chocolate, butter and then asking a chef if he can make a chocolate cake. And then the chef cracks the eggs into the bin, keeps the shells, mixes that with the sugar, chucks it in a frying pan, adds the flour, puts the frying pan in the microwave, blows up the kitchen and then blames the guy who bought the ingredients.

 

[Unlikely lad]

If we're the worst United side in years how bad are they? None of their players would make our starting 11.

Countinho and Sturridge (if fit) probably would

 

[Sid234]

AnalogiesRUS:

The blowing up the kitchen analogy sounds very accurate!

 

[Fellainis Nutmeg]

Their bitterness for us and small-time mentality truly comes out when they get spanked by us

Glad to say, I have no fear that your big trophy days are well over, welcome to the small time, self delusion about the 'next manager' beneficial.

Giggsy has an 8th place finish written all over his little goblin face.

imagine only being 3 points ahead of such a woeful team (Liverpool), while the proper team from Manchester are 8 points ahead of us.

Left to wonder how the game would have ended up if Oliver had gotten that Clyne/Young call correct that led to the goal off the subsequent free kick.

If you're the BIGGEST CLUB IN THE WORLD!!!! How come you're so shite?

We're not the BIGGEST CLUB IN THE WORLD, so we've obviously got an excuse.

I remember United fans used to celebrate winning honours. Now they harp on about beating teams who they're (allegedly) well better than.

"What a difference a year, sorry 3 years makes eh?"

YNFA

To be fair Manchester City are actually from Manchester.

The other ones are a small club from Newton-le-Willows or something like that? Newtons cradle? Newtons Van-Gaal catbox? Van Gaal heathfield the cat?

I think they've relocated to County Road instead of Manchester, given that beating Liverpool is the only joy they get now.

Evertonised. After one season of Moyes. Chortle.

This one is not too optimistic after getting to know that Hendo is out for another few weeks and off to USA for consultation

Humiliating spineless defeats, Gerrard talking bollocks about Rafa, mystery injury to our captain..f'kin hell, what next? The Anfield cat getting run over..?

 

[Fellainis Nutmeg]

Their Mourinho thread Apparently, if he became the Pool manager back in 2004 instead of FSW, he Mou would be a different human-being now.

Hypothetical question: If Brendan and Mourinho were both fired would anyone here be positive about Mourinho as a candidate as our next manager?

Personally I feel abit disgusting just writing "Mourinho" and "our next manager" in the same sentence.

Never... But he might be a totally different manager if he got the job in 2004 instead of Rafa.

Nah, next manure manager. Their fans love him. Not sure how they can be impressed by a sociopathic, nasty, paranoid bully. Oh wait. ......

Rafa Benitez is a more complete manager (as compared to Mourinho).

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

"Worst United team ever" - trademark since 1993.

 

[Earthquake]

Their Mourinho thread Apparently, if he became the Pool manager back in 2004 instead of FSW, he Mou would be a different human-being now.

Of course he would, he wouldn't be half so cocky without all the titles.

 

[Earthquake]

"Worst United team ever" - trademark since 1993.

I'm just glad our Conference level team have managed to bribe their way into still being in the Premiership.

 

[shabadu84]

Everything that has happened to them since the Moyes statue...it's legendary. Relegation can't be far off.

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

 

[Mali_Zeus]

Beating them is the only joy we get now. Yeah sure.
I think they mixed us with themselves.

 

[Fellainis Nutmeg]

Some RAWKite opened a thread with this title, it got locked within few replies

Topic: Henderson has gone to USA for his injury woes, was Fergie right? (Read 652 times)

Henderson has gone to USA for his injury woes, was Fergie right?
« on: Today at 04:22:07 AM »

So Henderson has gone to the USA for foot injury consultation:
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...jordan-henderson-injury-liverpool-fc-10054478

The local ITK:
Joseph Musker ‏@Musker_LFC 5h5 hours ago
Henderson is in America to see a specialist because the club don't have a clue what is causing the nerve pain in his foot when he runs.

It made me think of what Fergie said in his Autobiography:
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...ews/liverpool-fc-jordan-henderson-out-6830964

"We looked at Jordan Henderson a lot, and Steve Bruce was unfailingly enthusiastic about him.
"But we noticed that Henderson runs from his knees, with a straight back.
"The modern footballer runs from his hips, and we thought this gait might cause him problems later in his career"

Could be a coincidence, dont take this seriously dont think it will be long till the press jump on this.

Fergie?

Alcoholic, hard-shoulder shitting champagne socialist more like.

He fecking wasn't right. Henderson is injured. It happens.

It has nothing to do with him running "funny".

I was thinking you might be Alex Ferguson lurking on these forums for a few mins.

If you are, then listen to me you whisky drinking bastard ... go do one.

But if you aren't, then stop being provocative. We are sensitive flowers on here.

feck Ferguson.

 

[The Man Himself]

Their Mourinho thread Apparently, if he became the Pool manager back in 2004 instead of FSW, he Mou would be a different human-being now.

Rafa more complete manager? He is more rounded manager than Mourinho for sure.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Rafa more complete manager? He is more rounded manager than Mourinho for sure.

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

Yeah they've been claiming us to be average/shit for years and years. I'm sure they were saying we were average in 1999.

Their love for Benitez really is interesting though, he seems to be the biggest Legend ever for Rawk. They take his side against anyone, even Gerrard and Carragher. It's bizarre.

 

[SteveJ]

Every time I see more Rafa quotes and whatnot it makes me question my love for my Dad because there are times I wish Rafa was my Dad...is that bad?

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[Nighteyes]

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[Ish]

LvG's red Army

 

[AngeloHenriquez]

Yeah they've been claiming us to be average/shit for years and years. I'm sure they were saying we were average in 1999.

Their love for Benitez really is interesting though, he seems to be the biggest Legend ever for Rawk. They take his side against anyone, even Gerrard and Carragher. It's bizarre.

So Liverpool <3 Benitez > Gerrard? Didn't see that coming, isn't Slippy the Stamping Messiah?

 

[Trizy]

So our glory comes from just beating Liverpool? Do they not notice we're in the CL?

 

[pierrethesnack]

"I gave the signal - you can clearly hear me shouting to Christian from the sidelines 'OVERHEAD KICK CHRISTIAN, TOP CORNER, GO!' "

I wonder who does the Rogders impersonation, it's really good.

 

[RetroStu]

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FFS

 

[Earthquake]

I wonder who does the Rogders impersonation, it's really good.

The audition flyer said they needed "A Northern Irish lad who sounds like a cnut."

 

[Varun]

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Ffs

 

[SteveJ]

 

[Earthquake]

 

[thejtrain]

Rafa more complete manager? He is more rounded manager than Mourinho for sure.

 

[SteveJ]

Analogies Part Two ~ A Bunch of Tools and their Sister:

I go out and spend £150 on a quality snap-on socket set, you go out and spend £200 on Pound Shop tools. When all your tools are broke, not fit for purpose and you are struggling then saying you have a net spend of £200 on tools doesn't really cut it. That is what FSG have done.

If we could have bought a £150 socket set, we would have done. The manager wanted the Pound Shop tools.

That simply isn't true, the reason we couldn't buy a £150 socket set is because FSG wanted that socket set to come in and prove itself before it would pay the money necessary to purchase and maintain that socket set.

It's not FSG's job to get those tools to work, especially since they are not the ones that bought them.

If we'd have got a socket set, imagine the marketing potential. Maybe it's a fact that the socket set didn't want us to buy it (ok now the analogy isn't really working).

Perhaps it's Brendan to blame here, as he picks the team and tactics? No, you've just got a hard-on for Henry that is sadly misguided, like seeing a flash of flesh on the dancefloor and thinking 'that looks tasty', then sidling up and realising it's your sister.

 

[clarkydaz]

Some RAWKite opened a thread with this title, it got locked within few replies

Topic: Henderson has gone to USA for his injury woes, was Fergie right? (Read 652 times)

Henderson's knees have now fallen out with Brendan Rodgers and put in a transfer request

 

[Minimalist]

Not RAWK but caught the latest RedmenTV clip on Brendan (for the craic). There's some rent-a-gob fella with glasses and massive teeth who will literally defend Brendan until the end. It's wonderful to see such deep delusion.

 

[JustAFan]

Not RAWK but caught the latest RedmenTV clip on Brendan (for the craic). There's some rent-a-gob fella with glasses and massive teeth who will literally defend Brendan until the end. It's wonderful to see such deep delusion.

They need to subtitle that shit

 

[Mojo_]

Hehe, this one is off a mod

I complained to Sky about Tyler at the weekend, it was far too outrageous to just ignore it. No response yet and to be honest I don't expect one - they probably fecking encourage him.

 

[Shark]

Hehe, this one is off a mod

 

[Minimalist]

Hehe, this one is off a mod

They really are self-entitled little tossers at times.

That's like a United supporter cancelling his Sky subscription due to Aguerrrrrrrrrooooooooo!

 

[Adisa]

I don't know about other but their demise doesn't feel complete without Gerrad being there. The only player in world football that I hate.

 

[pierrethesnack]

Not RAWK but caught the latest RedmenTV

Aren't they the same?

 

[Ramshock]

How Rodgers left them bereft of wingers baffles me.